Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… Virgo, no amount of bleach can wash away the day, but it can be helpful if you have the plague. No, not to drink. To wipe down the counters. Wow, dude. The Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius will be staining little white lies pink with red wine and there will be no hiding the truth. Maybe you stretched the truth to look cool or perhaps you took credit for something that wasn’t yours. Whatever tiny white lie you might tell could become hugely obvious. If you lie to cover your lies… well, that’s one slippery slope, my friend. So, straight up is the name of the game today. Play it well.

  • Leo 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… Uh oh. Somebody stole your Fruit Loops! Trix may be for kids, but Rabbit got his paws on a bowl. Leo, what I’m trying to say is that your secrets will likely come out as the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius could unveil the shadows we prefer to keep hidden. So much for “pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.” He’s out and visible in all his unclothed glory. While these vibes may not lead to an ideal situation (according to you), this Wednesday presents a chance for rising above and being a better version of yourself. Will you take it, Lion?

  • Cancer 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… If throwing darts at lying liars makes you want to type “mood,” “accurate,” or “relatable,” you could be feeling the energy of a Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius, Cancer. Your sense of justice could have you serving up a harsh sentence on those who don’t deal with you honestly, but try to make sure you don’t lie to yourself either. Maybe ask why you keep dishonest people around and face that truth before dishing out punishment. If you can be honest enough to deal with your own issues, you might find yourself showing a little more compassion to the other flawed Sun signs for their challenges. Shine on, Crabby.

  • Gemini 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… Stop, drop, and roll! Gemini, you could experience inflammation of emotions as the The Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius attempts to twist words and encourages misunderstandings. The ensuing communication issues can either lead to breakdowns and blow ups or mature conversations, depending on where your head is at. Will you let boiling emotions override logic and reasoning? Or will you choose to take the high road and try to meet others halfway? Disagreements and miscommunications don’t have to turn into ugly arguments. Keep a cool head, Gem.

  • Taurus 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… Maybe your nose won’t grow all Pinnochio style just because you told a lie or two, Bull, even if they’re big ones. BUT….nah. May not want to try it out. The Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius could have the vibes strong for fudging the truth in the heat of the moment. That kind of fudge will not be delicious and most definitely should not be handed out as gifts to the ones you love. Instead, gift people with some truth. Whatever white lies you think could save someone from hurt only might only serve to save your own behind, so don’t bother lying to yourself to convince yourself otherwise. Instead, stick to the truth, and you can enjoy a sweet treat without the aftertaste of guilt.

  • Aries 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… Oh, flaming pants of lies! Oh, forked tongue of…. Chicken thighs? Welp, I guess that’s it for poetry today, Ram. Just note that the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius could have you tempted to lie to yourself… or fudge the truth with someone else. Fully expect to be caught out if you go that route … hey, that kind of rhymed! Anywho, Aries, maybe make friends with the truth, and you won’t find yourself in the super awkward situation of being revealed as being a lying liar… or cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater. Rise above, and end the day with love… and now I’m off to hang my head in shame… since I can’t stop this rhyming game.

  • Pisces 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… If you find yourself asking WHAT THE ACTUAL DUCK when it comes to conversations today, Pisces, you won’t be alone. Your normally amazing conversational skills may skid to a befuddled halt as you try to work out what’s going on. The Moon in Aries will conjunct Chiron, throwing communication firmly out of whack. Expect crossed wires and confusion to rule the day. Tap into your innate ability to get your message across to power past the weird vibes. Instead of switching into condescension by speaking super slow and using extra small words, try rephrasing what you have to say or finding a different way to get your point across. Fewer people will be miffed and you’ll likely find it an altogether easier day, genius Fishy.

  • Aquarius 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… The vibes this Tuesday will be about as pleasant as the smell of wet dog, yo. Aquarians, prepare for some epic communication fails thanks to the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron. Sure, communication might be a little off, but that doesn’t mean you can’t try to work towards solutions. Put on your big pants and prepare thyself for a day of problem solving communication errors. Beat back the Universe’s craptastic energies! You’re stronger than the woo woo vibes. Step up.

  • Capricorn 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… Where’s your head, Cappy? If it weren’t attached to your body, you’d surely lose it this Tuesday. Caps will likely experience an increase in flighty-ness as the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron sends disruptive waves straight to your brain. Difficulty concentrating, struggle bussing with short term memory, and difficulties with punctuality could all be in the cards for you. While flighty might seem awful at first, you can actually channel the vibes into spontaneity, curiosity, and unique thinking. Find the upside to these energies, little optimist. Take flight!

  • Sagittarius 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… What a world, what a world! Sagittarians will likely get caught up in a whirlwind of the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron. Watch out for falling houses, buckets of water that’ll melt you into a puddle, and all that other good stuff — eh, metaphorically speaking. The best way to beat these vibes will be to search for understanding and ask for clarification. Like, don’t assume someone’s throwing you under a house without checking in (calmly). Don’t melt over spilled water (or tea). You can’t undo the damage of daggers once they’re thrown, you know? You’ll be alright. You read your horoscope and saw it coming a mile away. So, in fact, you’ll be amazing.

  • Scorpio 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… Chatting with walls this Tuesday? Maybe that’s because nobody can get a word in edgewise, Scorpio (ouch). The Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron will reflect energies that can make it all too easy for one sided-communication. Whether you’re talking to a wall or your word vomit makes an impenetrable wall, there will be a way out of the conversational funk. Take a mental step back and search for the root of the problem. Maybe the person you’re talking to is preoccupied with an issue and can’t concentrate on chit chat. Perhaps your excitement makes it impossible to get a word in. Once you discover the root issue, you can pull out the weeds. Tend to your garden of communication, Scorpster.

  • Libra 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… Instead of taking directions from a random stranger in a dark alley, you might be better off winging it. Or, hear me out, fact-check with a few solid sources. You know what’s up, Libra. The Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron will unleash annoying vibes that could have communication crashing. Expect tech problems, bad directions, and general confusion. It’ll likely be helpful to approach this day as a helper. Lending a hand could assist you with the raining crap-storm of communication. Together, you’ll likely get to a better place. Not to mention, making a positive difference could help you feel (and think) better. You got this, Scales.