Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 3-4-24

    Mar 4, 2024… Trapped inside a revolving door? Dizzying. Virgo, if you’re feeling stuck this Monday, I’ve got news for you. You can use the vibes from the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces to reflect within for answers on how to get out. Only 19.99 if you order right now (plus shipping and handling)! Just kidding. We don’t sell anything. LOL. Roll on outta that funk, my friend. Indeed, thoughtfulness can unlock the next door. Or maybe it’ll be a window. Whoa, mind blown. Seriously, though, the way out of a jam can actually be found through self reflection. Figure out what your soul needs and you can set yourself free. Super duper!

  • Leo 3-4-24

    Mar 4, 2024… Could you smolder any hotter, Lion? Whoo! Smoldering with sensual energies will almost definitely be a Leo thang as the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces promotes passionate persuasion. You could master the art of tongue (I mean flirting, you weirdo) this Monday and work your magic on the object of your desire. Just remember that that “object” is actually a human being and despite how smooth you are, you’ve gotta respect “No.” Switch up to another desire, or focus on YOU if things don’t go your way. Hot, hot, hot.

  • Cancer 3-4-24

    Mar 4, 2024… If mindful Monday was a thing, this might be it, Cancer. You could find yourself turning inward with the strong vibes of a Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces. When you choose to speak, your words could have great power, so choose carefully what you want to say and how to say it. Deep thoughts could flow, but don’t forget to balance that inner world with some outside support. Your bright and bubbly spirit could still be seeking outward connections, so make sure to communicate your needs. Indeed, it could be a good day to talk out your thoughts with a trusted someone while working out your thoughts. Being mindful could give you a sense of peace and well-being, but don’t be surprised if some revelations surface, too, Crabby.

  • Gemini 3-4-24

    Mar 4, 2024… Bibbidi bobbidi bloopers! Geminis could be faced with a serious word challenge thanks to the communication issues promoted by the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces. Fear not, ye pheasant! Er, peasant. Though finding the right words will likely take a little time, you can absolutely be as eloquent as royalty despite the funky cosmic energies. Be patient with your brain. You’ll get there eventually. And when you do, you’ll surely make an epic impact on your audience, Gem. Perfection takes time.

  • Taurus 3-4-24

    Mar 4, 2024… Your serious smolder today could have you drawing stares, you spicy beast. The Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces could have your eloquence and passion making a jaw-dropping, drool-worthy impact on others, Bull. False modesty has no place here. Just be sure that your smolder runs to the hot and not to the stubborn today in order to get the most out of the day. While charging ahead could get things done, allowing your appeal to do some of the work for you seems like working smarter rather than harder, and everyone knows smart is the new hot.

  • Aries 3-4-24

    Mar 4, 2024… Going hot and cold like climate change gone crazy may just be another day in the life of Aries, am I right? Your mood could get a big boost from a Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces. While this could have you feeling deeply introspective, you could also tap into the shifting energy to find creative ways to address problems. Your words will have a powerful impact today, and even if the solutions you find seem weird, they may be just what will be needed this wacky day. Don’t second-guess yourself. You may be extra intuitive and your inner wisdom will likely know the right thing to do, even if it seems a little outside the box. Throw out the box, Ram, and trust yourself.

  • Pisces 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… Great minds think alike! Yup… we are on the same wavelength and it’s pretty awesome, Pisces. Compromise will be the name of the game, and while that sounds a little gross on the surface, you might just find yourself loving the results. The energetic vibes of a Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces could have you aligning your goals and intentions to elevate your vibrations, Fishy. That high vibing attitude could have you moving on your goals like a kid who’s spied a stash of cookies. Of course, low-vibing you may get stuck on comparing their progress to other people’s, but high-vibing you won’t worry about that nonsense. Instead, love the way it seems like goodness comes easy today.

  • Aquarius 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… DROP AND GIVE ME 20! 20 awesome points, that is! Aquarius the judge, jury and executioner (uh, maybe not THAT) may debut this Sunday as the vibes from the Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces could call your soul to seeking fairness. Making sure everyone gets a chance at a slice of leftover pumpkin pie may not be the only way you seek justice, though. Be careful that you don’t go overboard and turn into an unyielding, merciless judge. You’re generally pretty awesome, so don’t make me deduct points for being dogmatic, okay? Okay!

  • Capricorn 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… You smooth talker! And it’s really real, too! A Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces could have you taking the high road and acting with a maturity that could have the rest of the Zodiac eyeing you with suspicion. Well, haters gonna hate, right? Let them. Let them think you’re too cool to be real, but you’ll know that the intentional vibes today will help you get where you want to go without having to be aggressive or underhanded. You can bank that goodness while the haters keep being haters, Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… Where’s my gavel?! Sagittarians will likely have an increased desire for fairness this Sunday as the Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces will reflect a need for justice and balance. Unfortunately, you could struggle with feelings of injustice and be overwhelmed by this wild world of difficulties. Take a beat, Saggy. Reorient your mind from that big world view to focus on something right in front of you and within reach. Direct your need for fairness on the things you CAN control and these vibes won’t get you down. Keep on keeping on!

  • Scorpio 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… Ambition, take the wheel! Scorpio, don’t be afraid to take steps toward your intentions this Sunday. Heck, take whole long jumps toward them. The vibes from the Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces will be great for that sort of thing. If progress isn’t your middle name, it totally should be. Chase your dreams, no matter how many haters it gets you. I mean, as long as the dreams lead to constructive changes and whatnot. If your “haters” are actually just people trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant metal fan, then maybe you shouldn’t pursue that particular dream. Anyway… live it up, Scorpster!

  • Libra 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… If you take mad drive and add it to some genius, what do you get? If you say Libra, does that count as a humble brag or a regular one? Regardless, the Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces will likely have you dashing toward your goals like you’ve got a one-horse open sleigh. Everything you want could be just ahead as you pair strong intentions with purpose and passion. Yeah, you’ll be laughing all the way, Scales. Straight to your goals.