Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… Well, hello Success! Where have you been all my life? Virgo, things you desire to do may come more easily than usual as the Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces pushes out triumphant energies. Race towards your intentions, but beware, traveler of dreams! Don’t forget to pack your brain and bring it along. Not every desire is worth pursuing, and your noggin will be helpful in sorting through the trash dives versus the treasure hunts. Keep it real, yo.

  • Leo 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… One step forward and two steps back? I think NOT! Leos could be taking a HUGE leap forward this Sunday because the vibes from the Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces will be great for charging toward your goals and intentions. Just maybe perhaps possibly you could choose to chase dreams and objectives that benefit others. Like, you could totally destroy the earth if you wanted, but maybe let’s not. (If you destroy everything, you won’t get to read these awesome horoscopes anymore.) Leap towards constructive, beneficial goals, Lion. Enguard!

  • Cancer 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… Like a race car driven by a mad scientist, this day could have strong vibes of drive and smarts with a Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces. Your innate desire for multitasking will be appeased today, Cancer, as goals and intentions align to draw both of them closer to you. I doubt you’ll be able to come across the winning lottery numbers or make your crush fall madly in love with you, but you’ll likely find that your goals aren’t as far away as you thought. You may even have a good sense of which path to choose to get to the finish line even faster. Zoom zoom, Crabby. Everything you want could be just around the corner.

  • Gemini 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… Determination plus creativity equals Gemini! Now that’s a recipe for success if I ever saw one. This Sunday could be magnificent for Twin success ratings to sky rocket thanks to the “go get it” vibes coming from the Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces. Soak up these energies like they’re sun rays on a summer day. Your imagination and the drive of these vibes can take you far, my friend. Be sure to take advantage of this opportunity and make the most out of this ye third day of March. Yee yee.

  • Taurus 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… Channeling some mad scientist energy to create a solution for a problem could be just one side effect of a Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces. Your brave heart combined with your big brain could have you using the day’s energy as a muse for solving conflict or working out a tricky problem. You may even feel a boost of fair play that allows you to give others a go at solving the issue, opening up to creative efforts that might normally seem suspect. Maybe don’t go full mad scientist, but it couldn’t hurt to let your hair down a little to look at more options, Bull.

  • Aries 3-3-24

    Mar 3, 2024… Smarts plus drive look super hot on you, Aries. That Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces energy could have you looking drool-worthy to anyone who knows that smart is the new hot. The energetic vibes will be strong for creative thinking and giving people the benefit of the doubt, which will appeal to the high-vibing crab in you, Ram. Tap into that energy, and you’ll likely attract all that you desire in this day.

  • Pisces 3-2-24

    Mar 2, 2024… If “nope” was a mood, you’d be hashtagging the heck out of it today, am I right, Pisces? Before you get bent out of shape faster than a watch at a Dali convention, remember that the Scorpio Moon will be trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag. Which means that your garbage mood and lack of energy could be transformed into motivation toward change and a clear sense of how to do it. Refuse to adult at the start of the day if you have to, but try to give yourself a break until the mood shifts. It will shift, Fishy. Just take care of you until it does. After all, the world won’t collapse because you didn’t get up and do all the things today.

  • Aquarius 3-2-24

    Mar 2, 2024… Are you ready to rumbleeeee?! Well, calm down, Aquarius. Dang. Midway through this Saturday, the heaviness will lift. While that doesn’t mean the Universe won’t be throwing ANY challenges your way, it does mean that you will likely be able to see them for what they are, which can definitely help with resolving them. And remember, WB, violence is not the answer. Usually it just causes more problems, like getting arrested for assault. Or getting beat up because you aren’t a black belt in karate. Anyway, no matter what issues arise, you’ll totally be able to tackle them (with your brain) like a champ, especially with the Scorpio Moon trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag. Stay swole, yo!

  • Capricorn 3-2-24

    Mar 2, 2024… If doing things seems to require more energy than you feel like you have, you may want to wait it out. That Scorpio Moon trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag energy will shift as you move through the day. Expect that sense of being overwhelmed to dissipate, Cap, leaving you with a clear sense of what you need to do to get where you want to go. Maybe that’s just as far as the couch and Netflix, or maybe you’ll get a boost toward following your dreams. Either way, don’t let the early part of the day discourage you. Practice a tiny bit of patience (you might have to learn some first), and then you’ll likely discover the energy to do all the things comes to you later on, amazing GOAT.

  • Sagittarius 3-2-24

    Mar 2, 2024… Splish, splash. Swim on, Saggy. Midway through the day, the Scorpio Moon trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag heaviness will lift but that doesn’t mean you won’t face challenges. You will, however, be able to see them clearly and act on them with the swiftness of a coursing river. Today’s energy will be glorious for resolving issues. If you keep a clear head and avoid using substances to “deal” with issues, you can handle pretty much anything. You have the force of a big ole typhoon! Use it to wash away your issues. You are wondrous.

  • Scorpio 3-2-24

    Mar 2, 2024… Fire power, baby! And by fire, I mean searing waters of truth, bruh. Scorpios will likely experience a boost in objectivity thanks to the Scorpio Moon trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag, and thus sharing truths could be easier than usual. Remember to add a kind spin to whatever you say, because objective doesn’t always equate to nice. Think before you speak, Scorpster. If there isn’t an uplifting or constructive way to say your truth, perhaps it’s better left unsaid. No need to give anyone third degree burns! Keep it kind.

  • Libra 3-2-24

    Mar 2, 2024… Feel like throwing in the towel, Libra? Why? Where did the towel come from? Why are we throwing it? If even asking Siri or Alexa these questions seems like too much effort, you may be feeling the energy of a Scorpio Moon trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag. That lack of energy will likely start to burn off as you move through the day, and it could free up a burst of clarity for incoming challenges. Power through that initial feeling of struggle, and you’ll likely find it transforming into motivation as you move into the later parts of today. Don’t bother throwing in the towel. You may need it to wipe the sweat from your brow when you get to work later, Scales.