Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 3-1-24

    Mar 1, 2024… After much consideration, I have decided that adulthood is not for me. Thanks, byeeee! Virgo, you may be ready to hit the avoidance freeway faster than the Roadrunner as the vibes from the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and square Mars and Venus in Aquarius promote responsibilities and adulting. Stop right there! There’s much to be done and hiding from the vibes (or dropping an anvil on them) won’t help you do much except add more work later on. Plus, you can’t actually resign from adulthood, sooooo. Take these vibes in stride, V, and aim for getting stuff done. Go get it!

  • Leo 3-1-24

    Mar 1, 2024… How’s it hanging, Leo? A little to the left? With the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and square Mars and Venus in Aquarius, responsibilities will rule the day and you could need to watch out for power complexes arising, whether that comes from you or someone else. No matter the sort of work or play you tackle today, remember to keep your temper in check. Try not to get super high and mighty if things go really well, but also beware of getting down on yourself if problems and hiccups get in your way. Roll through the motions like a winged Lion soaring through the sky! Cawwww!

  • Cancer 3-1-24

    Mar 1, 2024… Time to rise and grind, Cancer! The energetic vibes of a hard-working Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and square Mars and Venus in Aquarius could have your normally restless spirit settling down long enough to get stuff done. Your to-do list could be seeing some progress today, but be careful not to use work as a way to avoid a hard truth. If your intuition has been trying to get through to you, the vibes will be strong for working it out while you get stuff done. Seriously though, Crabby. The Universe may be nudging you toward putting your nose to the proverbial grindstone, but if you use that energy to work through a problem while you take care of business, you’ll likely finish the day with a bright sense of satisfaction — just in time to enjoy the weekend!

  • Gemini 3-1-24

    Mar 1, 2024… Welcome to foodaholics anonymous, Gemini. As the Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Uranus in Taurus and square Mars and Venus in Aquarius, the vibes will poke the bear of avoidance this Friday. Gems could be all too tempted to use worldly comforts to avoid other things in life, like dealing with emotions or confronting someone about an issue. I know, emotions can be gross and hard to deal with, but you’ll benefit more from facing them than by hiding from them behind a mountain of pancakes. Get your bravery on and face the day, feelings and all. Rock this bit!

  • Taurus 3-1-24

    Mar 1, 2024… Using today’s energies to order around some minions won’t win you anyone any popularity contests. Now, most likely to get a butt kicking? That could be a contest for the ages today.. so don’t enter that one. Instead, tap into the energy of the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and square Mars and Venus in Aquarius to make some major progress on your projects at work, at home, or in your relationships. You could get tons done, but don’t stick your head in the sand if problems pop up. Use your creativity to resolve any conflict with a boost from this powerful energy. Let your work inspire to motivate rather than simply inspiring fear, brave and mighty Taurus.

  • Aries 3-1-24

    Mar 1, 2024… Ah, that beautiful energy at work. Try to use it to power through stuff you’ve got to do rather than to smite your enemies, Aries. The Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and square Mars and Venus in Aquarius could have you owning your power. Used at a high-vibing level, this could help you get all kinds of stuff done. But if you feel low-vibing, you could be tempted to go on a massive power trip or find yourself diving into work purely to avoid dealing with a personal matter. Use that strong, gorgeous energy that comes so natural to you — and you’ll be less likely to smite and more likely to shine. Rise and shine, and then rise and grind, clever and capable Ram.

  • Pisces 2-29-24

    Feb 29, 2024… Feeling hot for strength and power could have you requiring a cold shower today, Pisces. Or a hot rendezvous. With a zesty Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces, you could find yourself drawn to strength, determination, and capability. Of course, it might not be in a spicy way. Instead, you could find yourself making a new friend with these qualities or teaming up with a colleague who can help you make a work project shine. However it manifests, use the day’s energy to dig deep into your own needs and desires to power personal growth. Sure, a little powerful role playing in the bedroom can be a motivational force all its own, but don’t forget to use those strong vibes to keep evolving and moving toward exactly what you want. Go get it, Fishy!

  • Aquarius 2-29-24

    Feb 29, 2024… Color you determined. This Thursday, the vibes from the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces will be igniting tenacity and Aquarians could be drawn in like flies to a garbage dump. But better! Like, as long as you channel these energies into constructive goals rather than acting all stubborn and unmoving, you’ll totally rock this cosmic juice cleanse of persistence. You can use these vibes to your advantage, WB. Drink up the possibilities. Cheers!

  • Capricorn 2-29-24

    Feb 29, 2024… Imagining your life as a superhero (or supervillain) might be in order with the big powerful vibes today, Cappy. With a Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces, you could find yourself focused on power. If you put the strong energy into focusing on personal power, you’ll likely feel a surge of progress toward your goals. While you may not have enjoyed all the lessons you’ve learned in life, you might have a deeper appreciation for those struggles in light of your progress today. Expect complicated, mixed-up feels, but if you turn inward rather than grasping outward, you’ll likely feel more like a superhero with an amazing story of overcoming the odds than a supervillain with a tragic backstory.

  • Sagittarius 2-29-24

    Feb 29, 2024… I’d like to get off this rollercoaster of emotions, thank you. Sagittarius, even though feelings might be complicated this Thursday, you can choose to focus on the forward motion of this wild ride called Life. Channel some positive change and inner growth from the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces. Despite the loop de loops and minor bouts of motion sickness, you ARE moving forward. Chillax and enjoy the ride, Saggy! Please keep your stinger inside the car at all times while in motion.

  • Scorpio 2-29-24

    Feb 29, 2024… Psst. Hey you! I’ve got some goods for ya. You just need to look inside yourself. Scorpios will be surrounded by ideal vibes for looking inward and taking care of your own needs thanks to the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces. Some internal care can do a lot for personal growth. Make time for self reflection, Scorpster. Check for truths you’ve been ignoring or haven’t noticed. Take care of you, inside and out. Self-care and healing are to people as nutritious soil and rays of sunshine are to a plant. With them, you can blossom into your potential! Look within to grow outward.

  • Libra 2-29-24

    Feb 29, 2024… Holy moly with ravioli, Libra! What else would we expect of a Scorpio Moon than super powerful energy? When you add that to a trine with Neptune, feelings could be a bit of a cluster, um, duck. Yes, let’s go with duck. The strong vibes of power and determination will pair up nicely with your innate drive and ambition. In fact, you may want to use these vibes to evaluate how to approach some goals that have seemed out of reach lately. Screw frustration! Skip straight to coming up with a new plan of attack. That could help you feel deeply grateful for the lessons that brought you this far rather than feeling stuck. Give thanks, Scales, and then get back to being wonderfully motivated and capable you.