Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 2-29-24

    Feb 29, 2024… Going on a trip in your favorite rocket ship? Virgos may need to brace for impact. The Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces will be pushing an attraction to power this Thursday. Ever hear of a power trip? Yeah, those don’t usually end well. Try not to fall on your face in your quest to take home the crown, V. A little boost of desiring more is okay. Just don’t take that feeling too far. We all know what happened to Caesar… he got turned into a salad dressing! Do you want your legacy to be lettuce leave? I didn’t think so. Keep it real, my dude. Stay grounded.

  • Leo 2-29-24

    Feb 29, 2024… Feeling so fly like a G6! Leo, you’re in for a world of progress as the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces encourages personal growth through learning. This Thursday’s vibes will be brilliant for embracing change and soaring toward new heights (yes, like a G6 plane). If you choose to use these vibes to your advantage, you could find that learning from harsh lessons will come easier. Setbacks? Those won’t hold you back from taking strides toward greatness. Nothing’s gonna stop you with these vibes lifting you up. Well, except maybe atmospheric pressure that sets a plane on fire if it flies too far out… So, you know, just don’t aim THAT high. Even a little growth can have a huge impact. Snag that brilliance!

  • Cancer 2-29-24

    Feb 29, 2024… Don’t get it twisted, Cancer. An attraction to power may not come in the form of ogling a gym hunk or hottie. Instead, keep in mind that smart and capable could be looking hella hot right now with a Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces. You’ll likely find that your own inner strength gets a boost, but you could also feel quite attracted to others who’ve overcome obstacles to step into their power. Drawing that energy will likely help you move ever closer to your goals when you balance an attraction to power with the desire to continue evolving. Keep being inspired by those around you, Crabby, but don’t get so caught up lusting for that progress that you forget you have to keep moving, too.

  • Gemini 2-29-24

    Feb 29, 2024… Like a mama bird kicking its hatchling out of the nest, the Universe says it’s time for Geminis to fly. Cacaw! Learning to embrace the evolution of your life will be the theme of this Thursday as the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces promotes progress and transformation. Like an ugly, featherless peep soaring through the clouds as a majestic seagull, you too can take strides toward higher vibes by embracing transformative change. Take flight, Twins! Your wings can handle it. YOU can handle it.

  • Taurus 2-29-24

    Feb 29, 2024… Thankful for what? Something a little weird? Or mildly creepy? The Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces could have you focused on strength and power. Finding personal growth pretty hot right now could have you leveling up on self-love, or it could have you feeling an instant attraction for someone else who reflects those qualities. It could be romantic, but it might just be a mighty surge of admiration that inspires you to reach your own goals and show your own powerful progress. Tap into the day’s energy to keep moving forward using all that swirling energy. Deep inner work just may be the new thang, Taurus.

  • Aries 2-29-24

    Feb 29, 2024… Thankful for legs or breasts? The turkey ones. Geez. With a determined Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces, the energetic feels could be a bit muddled. No worries, Ram! The overall vibes could have you drawn to strength and persistence — in yourself and others. You’ve been that seed planted deep, and now you’ll likely feel that surge of new growth. You may not have to dig too deep to find gratitude for your life and all that you’ve learned, even if you haven’t always enjoyed the lessons. Believe in you, and then bloom, my caring and courageous friend.

  • Pisces 2-28-24

    Feb 28, 2024… Visualizing your projects getting done won’t actually make it happen, Pisces. At least, it doesn’t work for laundry. And just to be sure, I tested it with dishes. Still nope. Stripped naked and waited for a pile of money to roll in, but that didn’t work either. It just made my coworkers uncomfortable. Seems like we have to do more than imagine it to make it happen! With the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries, the vibes will be strong for focusing on goals and dreaming big dreams. Dreaming can be great, but getting off your backside and putting some effort in will help make those visions real. Or just strip naked and wait to be escorted off the property when money doesn’t magically appear. Your call, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 2-28-24

    Feb 28, 2024… Don’t go chasing architecture in the clouds. Aquarians could be tempted to build castles in the sky as the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries, releasing vibes ideal for going too far and chasing the impossible. If you can dial back the energies, you’ll likely be able to focus on attainable dreams and make some seriously epic progress on those goals. Dream big, but not “castle in the sky” big. Those things are super inconvenient anyway. Like, how long would it take you to just go grocery shopping? Hours. There are no grocery stores in the clouds, my dude.

  • Capricorn 2-28-24

    Feb 28, 2024… Don’t strip nekkid and get ready to roll around in your money quite yet. Practicing the secret may not win you the lottery, but the strong energy of the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries could put powerful vibes into manifesting what you want, Cappy. I mean, manifesting a fortune and a life of leisure out of thin air may be a little of out of reach, my wide-eyed friend, but putting that energy into making a solid life plan could help you stretch closer to those goals. Dream as big as you like, but don’t forget to put in the work, too. And if you want to strip naked and roll around in whatever spare change you have on hand, no judgment here!

  • Sagittarius 2-28-24

    Feb 28, 2024… Talk enough sense, you’ll lose your mind. It could be all too easy for Sagittarians to convince themselves that anxieties are truth as the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries twists a knife into self-deception and lies. With these vibes, you might find yourself overanalyzing the littlest things and believe they mean something more. Like, someone says something nice but you overthink it to the point that you’re convinced they were actually throwing shade and being rude wenches. STOP. Take a beat and put an end to those thoughts. You have that power! Breathe in serenity and logic. (whoooo) Breathe out toxic thoughts. (wheeeeew)

  • Scorpio 2-28-24

    Feb 28, 2024… You ever get up and think of a million things you want to do but then the end of the day rolls around and none of that stuff happens and you’re like “Well, that was a cute burst of optimism”? Well, this Wednesday won’t be like that. Probably. Scorpios will likely experience a boost of optimism and confidence thanks to the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries. Wielding these energies, you can be certain of success. Of course, that’s only if you choose to use them. You could totally just let these cosmic vibes go to waste (no chill). Rise to the occasion, Scorpster. Be awesome-tabulous!

  • Libra 2-28-24

    Feb 28, 2024… Only a Libra could take an attitude of strength and make it part of a plan for world domination. Or whatever other goal you have in mind. The energy of the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries will be intense for manifesting abundance or could draw your dreams closer, and practicing that attitude of being awesome could be a start, but really opening up to a sense of just how amazing YOU are will likely help you draw in the right energy so much faster than just surface stuff. Truly believe in your power… because you’ve got it going on.