Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-12-24

    Jan 12, 2023… Take two, Roger Rabbit. The Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus will make for fabulous problem-solving energies. Virgos will likely be boosted into bravery and able to face stuff you’ve been hanging onto. While yesterday’s energies were great for sending unresolved issues packing, today will be an important follow-up for making sure you’ve dealt with everything in a proper, constructive way. Aim for REALLY letting go for the reboot, V. You’ll hit your mark.

  • Leo 1-12-24

    Jan 12, 2023… Uh, don’t look now but you’ve got some of that stringy fish poop floating out your booty, Leo (metaphorically speaking). As the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus, the vibes will be ripe for being able to face the stuff you’re hanging onto — and thus the fish references. Time to wipe your little butt, Lion. The toxic stuff your brain has been cuddling with as you try to sleep? Unleash it from your clutches, buddy. Holding onto it isn’t helping you, not even a little. Time for some catch and release action! Emphasis on the release.

  • Cancer 1-12-24

    Jan 12, 2023… Inner peace, u up? Yeah, you might start the day feeling the vibes of the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus. Think of it like shifting into gear, Cancer. You may start slow, but the pace should pick up a little later as the Moon makes its transit across the heavens. If you’ve felt weighted down by unresolved conflict or mixed feelings, it could be a good day to shine a light on those areas and deal with them. You might see a new way of looking at or handling things that you didn’t see before. You won’t know until you try. Just make sure to stay centered in self-love, and you’ll likely find that the day picks up and gives you a natural push in the right direction without you having to over-think about it.

  • Gemini 1-12-24

    Jan 12, 2023… Let go and let live? Wench, please. Grudge is my middle name. Gem, the energies coming from the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus will be primo for dealing with negative stuff you’ve been hanging onto. Got grudges piled higher than the Shanghai Tower? Kick it to the curb, pal. Let go of the bad stuff and free your mind up for the constructive. Forgiveness is the practical solution here — the kind that brings you peace, not the kind that opens the permission door to be taken for granted again. You dig? Forgiveness can be the gift you give yourself this Friday. Time for a cleanse.

  • Taurus 1-12-24

    Jan 12, 2023… Hang on to your butt, Bull, because this day could be one wild ride. The energy of the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus could push inspirational and creative vibes your way later in the day. If you feel motivated to start a new project, you’ll likely get a surge of creative energy to kick it off. Your magnetism could have others drawing closer to be near that fire, so don’t forget to take time for you, too. Inspiring others may be just what you do, but today’s strong vibes may make your normal inspirational levels turn up to epic.

  • Aries 1-12-24

    Jan 12, 2023… Holy jabber-snips, Ram! I don’t really know what that means, but I do know that with the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus, this Friday will be a wicked time to start something new. Strike out on a new adventure — even if that means not actually leaving your living quarters. You could watch a new TV show, read a novel book, pick up a different hobby, or quit your job, assume a new identity and move to Djibouti. The world is changing and so too can you! Make like a tree and turn over a new leaf, Aries.

  • Pisces 1-11-24

    Jan 11, 2023… If someone tries to turn down the volume on your imagination today, feel free to slap their hand away. I mean, figuratively speaking of course. Hitting people isn’t cool. No need to complicate laundry day or take time out of your busy schedule to arrange an alibi. Pisces, apply your ample imagination, stoked by the Moon in Cap conjunct the Sun and Pluto, to deal with recent problems. If old memories and issues rise to the surface, be kind to yourself. Instead of imagining what might have been or what could go wrong, focus your energy on imagining everything you’ve ever wanted coming to you. Manifesting your desires may seem a little woo-woo, but your mental powers are mighty, and it can’t hurt to try. The world is your oyster — so long as you’re not allergic to oysters or hate the slimy little things. Maybe the world is your pizza, Fishy. Your taco. Hell, whatever it is you love best, that’s what the world is for you.

  • Aquarius 1-11-24

    Jan 11, 2023… Aquarians don’t have to eat magic mushrooms for their imagination to be on high this Thursday. The creative vibes during the Moon in Cap conjunct the Sun and Pluto will be ideal for letting loose your imagination and crafting cool yet practical things. Maybe you’ll craft presents in preparation for an upcoming special occasion. Perhaps you’ll stitch together a wonderful scheme for reaching a mountaintop goal. Maybe you’ll solve that complex science-y thing or reboot a relationship. Whatever you do, don’t let the energy go to waste. Create!

  • Capricorn 1-11-24

    Jan 11, 2023… Overthinking is for the birds — and those birds needed extensive therapy. A Moon in Cap conjunct the Sun and Pluto could have imaginative vibes in the air — just don’t use them for playing out worst-case scenarios, Cappy. Past memories and unresolved issues could come to the surface. Grab some tissues for your issues and don’t focus on judging your past self for not knowing any better. Instead, put that imagination to good use — either in the bedroom (insert bad adult-movie-music here) or by applying it to solving a problem. Just don’t over-think about it, and let your imagination lean toward all the shiny, amazing possibilities instead, Cap.

  • Sagittarius 1-11-24

    Jan 11, 2023… Stinking yourself out with farts of ghosts past? Saggy, memories of things long forgotten could surface in dreams thanks to the throwback vibes from the Moon in Cap conjunct the Sun and Pluto. Who knew the Universe did a hashtag ThrowbackThursday? But seriously, don’t beat yourself up for remembering the past. Instead, work to recall the lessons learned and how those can help you with whatever’s on your plate today. Regrets? Naw dawg, I relabel it as Experience! You can pull off this heist, Sag!

  • Scorpio 1-11-24

    Jan 11, 2023… Power… overflowing… brain… exploding… Scorpio, your imagination could be switched to hella high thanks to the creative energies from Moon in Cap conjunct the Sun and Pluto. No need for a meltdown! Instead, use the vibes as a powerup and channel the excess creative juices into making music, crafting art, fixing the broken thing, or composing prose. Talk about getting turned on (intellectually, I mean)! Whatever your creative desires, make time to explore them this Thursday. In the process of your creative escape, you could actually think up spectacular ways to overcome issues. Welcome to Cloud Nine, Scorpster.

  • Libra 1-11-24

    Jan 11, 2023… If life has felt like solving a two-sided puzzle in the dark while wearing sunglasses, lighten up. We’ve got a Moon in Cap conjunct the Sun and Pluto happening, which could have your imagination turned up and solutions coming together, Libra. A sticky problem could get sorted, or you may suddenly feel inspired to address a conflict that’s been tripping you up. Use that energy to get closure or make amends, and remember that you don’t need to judge yourself or others too harshly for making mistakes or not having all the answers. Follow the energy into a higher vibration so you can get closer to your goals because you, my analytical friend, are — as Peppa Pig would say — a clever clogs. What the heck that means, I couldn’t tell you, but I’m pretty sure it’s like awesome sauce times a bazillion.