Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-13-24

    Jan 13, 2024… Tied up and blindfolded might be some people’s thing but it isn’t Virgo’s. Not today, at least (But if it is, no judgement here). Still, Virgos could end up feeling repressed and perhaps even easily annoyed as the Moon in Aquarius squares Uranus in Taurus Saturday. Untie yourself from the bedpost and get over these energies, friend. There will be no need for you to be agitated all dang day. Find ways to release any tension that builds up so you don’t go snapping at people. You know what ways you like to burn off that energy on a Saturday, don’t you? Get started early (unless your way is mowing the lawn or blowing snow, then you’ll tick off the neighbors if you start TOO early).

  • Leo 1-13-24

    Jan 13, 2024… (insert sarcastic tone here) Thanks, thanks a lot. Leos could catch themselves muttering similar things as the vibes coming from the Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus could tempt you into blaming other people for your own problems. Or to get all paranoid thinking that they are blaming you for theirs. You stop that right now, pal. Get off the ground and don’t go acting like a Lion of lowly vibes. You are better than these energies. This energy will also great for a little love… and we know you are all about getting a little of THAT. Be the human I know you can be. Rise above!

  • Cancer 1-13-24

    Jan 13, 2024… I’m not gossiping; you are. That could be your whole mood today IF you go around whining to all who will listen about the people talking about you behind your back. Holy projection, Cancer! Today could be a good day to keep lips zipped while the Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus. Instead of worrying about what others say about you, it could be a super spectacular day to consider how you speak about others. If you can’t be kind, be quiet. Follow that simple rule and you’ll have an easier time remembering to use this energy for goodness. Spread a little love and positivity to anyone who might need it, talkative Twins. Shine bright, Crabby.

  • Gemini 1-13-24

    Jan 13, 2024… Do you own a muzzle? You might need it for yourself, Gemini — not in a spicy way, though. As the Moon in Aquarius will square Uranus in Taurus this Saturday, you could find yourself projecting onto other people and basically going bat guano crazy from conspiracies of negativity. First step to overcoming projecting? Awareness. Congrats, you’re there! Next, calm yourself and look inward. Deal with the baggage you’d otherwise throw onto other people. THAT is how you can defeat the Universe’s crud today. Next step? Victory laps (or naps)!

  • Taurus 1-13-24

    Jan 13, 2024… Don’t dig in your heels, my Taurus friend. The Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus could have you projecting your own frustration on to others or drawing unkind conclusions about other people. Your natural generosity could come in handy today if you use it to be kind in your thoughts toward others — and also to yourself. Own your feelings, and don’t feel like you have to dig deep into a bad mood today. Your big Bull heart could feel better if you reach out to communicate rather than mutinously pawing the ground, pacing, or storming around roaring until the minions magically intuit what you want. Use your voice for something other than issuing orders, and you may find the frustrated feelings flying off to wherever your fecks went.

  • Aries 1-13-24

    Jan 13, 2024… Hold up before someone attempts to clear your throat chakra with a well-timed punch, Aries. The energetic vibes of a Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus could reflect projecting anger, blaming others, or doing a little mind reading by assuming you know what other people think about you. Just don’t. Avoid throat punchy vibes by remembering that you can’t assume what other people will be thinking about you — also, it’s not your beeswax. Instead, focus on owning your own feelings and practicing self-care, and you’ll likely survive the day sans involuntary chakra alignment.

  • Pisces 1-12-24

    Jan 12, 2023… Good news! Getting a hard on for truth could be easier than usual today with a Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus. Your desire for the down and dirty (reality) will be helpful for confronting whatever issues you’ve been avoiding. You could find it’s easier to face, and to fess up to, crud if you just put in a little effort. You can kick booty and take names with the best of them, but focusing your energy on letting go, forgiving, or making peace with your life could have you feeling this Friday like a basic beotsch feels pumpkin spice. Step up to the plate and pour some truth all over yourself, Pisces. Spicy!

  • Aquarius 1-12-24

    Jan 12, 2023… Noo fone, hoo dis? Aquarians could be in for a switch-a-roo of sorts this Friday as the Moon in Aquarius will square Jupiter in Taurus — and reflects energies that will promote change and newness. Have you been daydreaming of changing things up? New wardrobe, new hairstyle, new perspective… Whatever change you’ve been craving, the Universe supports you. Just be sure to look both ways before you cross the street. Thought-out change? Great. Spur of the moment life-changing decisions? Maybe don’t. May the foresight be with you, WB.

  • Capricorn 1-12-24

    Jan 12, 2023… It’s a well-known fact we need coffee to survive. Well, coffee contains water, so it follows, right?? Whether you start your day with magic beans or go java-free, you’ll be likely to get an energetic surge later in the day from the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus. A new project could benefit from the strong vibes, but it could also be a good day to let stuff go that’s been weighing you down, too. So, go on out and punch today in the face, Cap! It probably had it coming.

  • Sagittarius 1-12-24

    Jan 12, 2023… Introverted Sagittarians, you may want to dig into unpacking some baggage today; grab tissues for your issues. Extroverted? You may want to crawl out of your shell and embark on a new adventure with the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus. Whatever kind of Sag you might be, you likely fall into one of those categories. No worries. Use the initiating vibes to get your flirt on (with respect), start a new project with enthusiasm, or deal with some feely feelings to get past them. Go be amazing!

  • Scorpio 1-12-24

    Jan 12, 2023… So, I’ve been working for 48 hours straight on this project and — oooohh look a butterfly! Scorpio, if your mind has been wandering and your soul has been yearning for something new, I’ve got semi-decent news for you. As the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus, the energies will be fabulous for starting a thing. Any “thing” that you’ve had on the back burner (well, except for THAT. Yeah, keep it legal, dig?) could easily slide to the forefront. Feed you soul and your mind with a fresh plate of possibilities. So much to think about, so little time… Just do it!

  • Libra 1-12-24

    Jan 12, 2023… If you feel like you’ve been white-knuckling the edge of a cliff, Libra, you’ll likely find today’s energy helpful in facing that feeling and climbing back up. With the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus, you could find that challenges that normally set you back can actually be fodder for propelling you forward toward your goals. Starting something new could mean networking, asking for help, or even trying a different approach to reach your goals, but you’ll be able to do it so much more easily when you face the crud holding you back. Right on, Scales!