Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… This Tuesday’s gonna be baller. I can feel it in my groin. Virgo, achieving your intentions will likely come more easily as the square Mercury and Mars in Cap that will be ripe for accomplishment and productivity. Stake your claim on these forward-propelling energies and use them to achieve your dreams. You’re only limited by your drive! And the law… But mostly it’s up to you! Shoot for the exceptional, V.

  • Leo 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… Like that person who always stands too damn close, Leos could successfully achieve a new level of making people uncomfortable. The Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap vibe will be all about bringing out a weirdly sensual side of you, Lion. I’m not one to dissuade you from getting your freak on, but it’ll be important to time things right (and with the right person) so you can work these energies into something worthwhile and not end up getting arrested from some stupidly avoidable stuff like public indecency. No partner? No problem. You can find lots of ways to channel your inner weird out into the world. Find your stride, Leo.

  • Cancer 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… Like coming into a room and promptly forgetting what you were looking for and who you are and what year it is, the energy of the Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap could make communicating what you want and need difficult… poor Cancer! When you finally rediscover words, you might just come on too strong— or you could more easily move past obstacles to get where you want to go. Either way, read the room and make sure not to just blunder ahead blindly once you finally remember that it’s a Tuesday and you were looking for your keys. After all, blind blundering leads to accidentally stepping on a Lego, walking into a wall, or dropping your phone in the toilet. Take a deep breath and move through this day with confidence and keen perspective, because you, tough Crabby, are a brilliant butterfly of a human being!

  • Gemini 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… Yeahhh boiiiii! Geminis will likely have a glorious time making progress on their workload as the vibes coming from the Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap promotes moving towards your goals with ease. Got plenty of crap you gotta get done? Of COURSE you do. Who am I even talking to? Go ahead and handle that crud so you can take a victory nap! As long as you scoop up the vibes and roll with the productive energies, you could accomplish quite a bit this Tuesday. Make way for Gemini the Victor!

  • Taurus 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… If your love interest, colleagues, or friends have that deer-in-headlights look, you might be coming on a trifle strong. A Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap could have the energetic vibes ripe for manifesting intentions. Just make sure any romantic intentions include a partner on the same page. Take that same cooperative team spirit out of the bedroom and into the boardroom (in clothes, of course) and make sure that you lead by inspiration and not with an iron fist. So, if you see everyone in the room scanning for exits, take a deep breath, relax, and remember that your big vision will manifest more easily if you get everyone on board. Adjust your crown and remember to lead with kindness first, last, and always, Bull!

  • Aries 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… The epic-level energy you may be tapping into could be overpowering to some, Aries. Tell them to get some shades or move outta the way. A Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap could have strong, sensual, passionate energy afoot. You may feel an ease in moving toward your goals. However, if that goal involves someone else, don’t forget to give them personal space and don’t assume that they’ll be on the same page without asking. You may be tempted to keep moving and drag them along with you, but you’ll get where you want to go faster if you make sure that you apply that passion to an individual goal or one that’s mutually shared with a friend or partner.

  • Pisces 1-15-24

    Jan 15, 2024… No filter? No problem! Your intuitive tendencies may see a surprising shift today with the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square Ceres and Venus in Sag. Instead of coming at relationships armed with exacting standards, the energy will be ripe for wanting to cultivate love and affection. You may find yourself more accepting of other people’s flaws — and may even more easily acknowledge (and accept) your own, friendly Fishy. The surprise will be that you don’t let that acknowledgement come between you and the ones you love. Instead, there will be a better chance for improved intimacy when you relax and let people be themselves. So, go forth and selfie filter-free.

  • Aquarius 1-15-24

    Jan 15, 2024… Cuddle bug of an Aquarius, whatcha sayyyy? As the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square Ceres and Venus in Sag, your intimate side could come out to play this Monday. That’s great and all, but don’t forget to actually communicate your desires. Your friends, S.O. or whomever you seek for some loving probs aren’t mind readers, which means you don’t get a free pass to get frustrated if they don’t “sense the energies of intimacy” you’ll be exuding. Don’t expect them to “just know.” Tell them what you’re seeking. Speak up, WB.

  • Capricorn 1-15-24

    Jan 15, 2024… Painting someone’s red flags as endearing relationship quirks just to make things work might sound like a brilliant plan. Hey, maybe your interest looks damn good in red. But overlooking problematic stuff just to have a plus-one could have you deep in regrets later. Same with friends… if you’re not with a partner or dating. If they talk about everyone to YOU, guess who they are talking to someone else about? With the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square Ceres and Venus in Sag, you could feel change moving in. Maybe you think accepting people’s flaws could be a sign of maturity, and while sometimes it is best to meet people where they are rather than where YOU want them to be, just make sure that you won’t be saddling yourself with some major issues just because you don’t want to go to your sister’s cousin’s cat’s wedding on your own, Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 1-15-24

    Jan 15, 2024… THIS JUST IN! Rose-colored glasses can screw up your view of the world! The vibes today will come along with desire for affection. Cool. The catch? Desire for intimacy could make you overlook serious character flaws. Whether you’re seeking romance or friendship, be sure to review info on red flags, stick to the boundaries you set, and don’t freaking settle. Respect yo-self. Don’t let the rose-colored energies screw with your vision, Saggy. See the good, but also keep eyes wide open to help identify the bad. You’ve got this in the bag.

  • Scorpio 1-15-24

    Jan 15, 2024… Like a surprise party for a fainting goat, the vibes of the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square Ceres and Venus in Sag could shock the snot out of the rest of the Zodiac as Scorpio relaxes a little. Of course, with half the Zodiac fainting dead on the spot, they could miss your transformation to being all zen-like and affectionate. Too bad because it will be a sight to behold! While it’s unlikely to last, loyal and loving Scorpsters could enjoy extra affection in their relationships while their will to control others relaxes. Love it up, Phoenix.

  • Libra 1-15-24

    Jan 15, 2024… I sense a disturbance in the force. No, it’s not Darth Vader’s obsession for Padmé Amidala. Get your mind outta the gutter, Scales. Dang. Anyway, with the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square Ceres and Venus in Sag, there could be a disturbance in YOUR force as energies of change make their way into your life. How you accept or reject it will dictate how smoothly the shift will go for you. Try choosing the high road and open yourself up to this new chapter. The Libra shall be reborn!