Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-17-24

    Jan 17, 2024… Have your eyes ever just suddenly started bleeding? No? Are you absolutely sure? Just wondering. They likely won’t today, either. Good news! Anyway, the Moon in Aries trine Ceres and Venus in Sag and square the Sun and Pluto in Cap will reflect energies that’ll be excellent for opening up and talking things out. Socializing? Virgos will be on it. Talking feelings? Not always your strong suit — BUT it could be. Today could be a great trial run for opening yourself up to the people closest to you. It’s okay to let someone in. You’re a star. Share your inner radiance!

  • Leo 1-17-24

    Jan 17, 2024… Do brains get you going? Not like in a zombie way. More like in a “smarts are hot” way. The Moon in Aries trine Ceres and Venus in Sag and square the Sun and Pluto in Cap will be prime for having intellectual conversations and learning stuff. Uncover a mystery? Oh, hells yes! If you’re feeling particularly social, you could strike up enlightening conversations with ease. Of course, these vibes can also be used for your otherwise painful group zoom meetings, Lion. You could benefit from excellent teamwork this Wednesday. Great minds brewing a brainstorm of genius? Right on!

  • Cancer 1-17-24

    Jan 17, 2024… Finding a trivia night could work in your favor if you know a lot of weird yet fascinating facts (I see you, Crabby). The Moon in Aries trine Ceres and Venus in Sag and square the Sun and Pluto in Cap could help kick start intellectual pursuits. Random knowledge could be one, or you might find yourself in a philosophical debate. Or you may just realize you have more life options than you thought and want to work things out with a friend. Clever you are, you don’t mind a challenge to your bold and beautiful brain, so you’ll likely thrive with today’s vibes. At the very least, you can totally show off your random accumulation of knowledge to impress the masses, you smarty pants you.

  • Gemini 1-17-24

    Jan 17, 2024… Don’t have all the answers for once? Welcome to MY world, Gem. Wanting to phone a friend to vent or get advice could be the vibe for today. Being overwhelmed with choices or feeling uncertain about what to do could be helped by talking it out. You could always call a Cap or Libra for a helpful pros & cons list. Lean on an Aries for ideas about how to get started. Let your friends play to their strengths, Aries. You don’t have to go it alone, and talking it out may help you figure out what it is you want. If all else fails, flip a coin. Seriously. You’ll know what you really want while the coin is in the air. You’ve got this!

  • Taurus 1-17-24

    Jan 17, 2024… This Wellness Wednesday could have you feeling all the freaking feels, Bull. The energetic vibes of the Moon in Aries trine Ceres and Venus in Sag and square the Sun and Pluto in Cap could have you feeling as conflicted as a kid on a sugar high at an amusement park. What to do, what to do. Ride the rides? Lay down in the middle of the park to nap? Find food? The options seem limitless. Any conflicts today may involve boring adult stuff, but finding someone you to trust who can talk it out with you will bring order to the day. Practicing a tiny bit of patience could help you move into a sense of peace about your next move — especially if you decide that next move will be a nap.

  • Aries 1-17-24

    Jan 17, 2024… Groundhog Day in January? No thanks! While this Wednesday may start out feeling similar to yesterday for Rams, the Moon in Aries trine Ceres and Venus in Sag and square the Sun and Pluto in Cap and some rather talkative vibes could come into play. These energies can help you lay it all on the table to work through any issues you face. Talking things out with a level-head can do wonders for conflict resolution. No one around? Talk to yourself. Out loud. It is healthy and can help you process that wad of gook on your mind. Get to it, Aries!

  • Pisces 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… Starting a project strong doesn’t mean a darn thing if you abandon it before it’s done, Fishy. Still, the energy of a Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap could give any projects Aquarians undertake a big boost toward completion. Challenges will likely seem more like speed bumps than road blocks, and you could be able to wrap up quicker if you use today’s energy toward your purpose with a dash of improved follow-through and fewer “oohh shiny” distractions. Take this kick in the booty from the energy and let it punt you over the goalpost (or other-sports-related-analogy) to get it done and off your plate. Hut, hut, hike!

  • Aquarius 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… Like a pimply teenager wearing a gallon of Axe body spray, Aquarians could find themselves coming on way too strong this Tuesday. You will likely experience some difficulty communicating and may just be tempted to be really intense thanks to the Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap. Dialing it back could be your greatest challenge today, but you can do it. Your determined nature can see you through to a lower volume of intensity. Use your “inside voice,” WB.

  • Capricorn 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… Try not to come at people like a super stalker, Cappy. While you may be riding high on the strong vibes of a Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap, the feelings you try to express could come across way too strong if you don’t take care. Your desire to move toward your goals may be commendable, but freaking people out could be a little unnecessary. Be sure to read the room and make sure that the people you communicate with stay open and responsive to your message. Your energy could be contagious (that’s better than germs) — inspiring others — but only if you take care with your approach. Go be bold, beautiful, inspirational, and filled with giant buckets of enthusiasm, but if someone asks you to take a drug test, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

  • Sagittarius 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… Saggy, have you always secretly dreamed of being a waterslide tester or a snake milker? Whatever unconventional dreams you harbor in your heart, the Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap will support you in working towards your ambitions and could provide you with a solid burst of energy to go dream catching. The stars of your great potential will be within your grasp this Tuesday. Reach out and grab them, Sagittarius.

  • Scorpio 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… Blurgh aschmurgh freggin schlucks? Stumbling over words and getting tongue-tied has never been a good look on Scorpios. Unfortunately, that could be the fashion this Tuesday as the Moon in Aries squares Mercury and Mars in Cap and the vibes throw a wrench (or several wrenches) in communications. The Universe may be banking on a lovely Scorpster meltdown, but that doesn’t mean you have to go along with it. Patience and self-forgiveness can go a long way in helping you fabulously bounce back from the crap communication energies. Get your bounce on!

  • Libra 1-16-24

    Jan 16, 2024… “Move! Get Out the Way!” should be every Libra’s theme song today. The energetic vibes of a Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap could have you steamrolling toward your goals without breaking a sweat. Just take care not to mow down any members of the Zodiac while they are enjoying the view or contemplating their direction. Your path may be upwardly mobile, but that doesn’t mean you need to bulldoze everyone else out of the way to get there. If you get tempted to run others over, maybe change the playlist to a peaceful meditation until you calm your butt down and can proceed with caution toward your goals. Stay amiable, Scales.