Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-19-24

    Jan 19, 2024… Watch your butt, Virgo! The Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus could invoke your tunnel vision, which often happens when you run relentlessly towards the future. Basically, be aware that you might not be very observant and will likely need to try harder than usual to pay attention to your surroundings. For instance, look before you sit or you might put your behind on an ant hill. Or a tack. Look both ways before you cross the street, that sort of thing. Keep your wits about you and you’ll be Fantastic, V.

  • Leo 1-19-24

    Jan 19, 2024… CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? When’s the last time you cleaned your ears out, Leo? Word of advice, the wax candle thing doesn’t work. Another word of advice, listening to people’s words of advice will be the skill for you to hone this Friday. The vibes from the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus will absolutely support that mission! Remember that communication is both give and take. Don’t just say what you need to say and then stop paying attention. Hear out the other person. Practice active listening. This sort of skill can help you in ALL your relationships. Communication upgrade complete!

  • Cancer 1-19-24

    Jan 19, 2024… Like swirling winter snowflakes, you may find your thoughts floating and falling before being whisked off by a brisk March breeze. Sounds lovely, right? Well, maybe for you, but it’ll probably annoy the heck out of anyone trying to have a conversation with you. With a Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus, your usual flighty tendencies could be turned up on high. While your light-filled presence can naturally attract others to you, you’ll likely need to work to stop socializing long enough to focus on what needs to be done. Anchoring yourself may seem unnatural for an air sign, but a few grounding techniques could come in handy for focusing on the world around you and tasks at hand. Step to it, Cancer.

  • Gemini 1-19-24

    Jan 19, 2024… Gemini, beware! I mean, BE AWARE that you might not be aware this Friday. The Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus vibe could seem like it’s interfering with your critical thinking. Of course, they can only screw with your mind if you allow yourself to be screwed with. You could need to work a little harder at paying attention to details in fighting off the vibes, but it’ll all be in a day’s work for you brainy Twin. You are the champion. And the Universe will be the loser. AGAIN.

  • Taurus 1-19-24

    Jan 19, 2024… Um, hellooooo? Earth to Taurus? Come in, Taurus. A Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus could reflect having your thoughts somewhere in the clouds today. Your normally alert self could possibly use an extra pumpkin spice latte or black coffee to get through this day with some semblance of focus. Any creative or romantic ideas you have could be more than flights of fancy if you sit your butt down and get to work. Just don’t forget to open up your ears. The Universe may have a message for you. Or maybe it’ll just be your significant other trying desperately to get your attention. You can go back to fantasy land after you do all the things and paid the bills, my Bull friend.

  • Aries 1-19-24

    Jan 19, 2024… Whoops! If you don’t take care, you could find yourself lost in the rabbit hole of thoughts and emotions. Going inward can be great — assuming you leave some breadcrumbs to find your way back out. With a Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus, you could find that your attention will be required. The Universe could come through with a message or maybe your relationship needs your undivided attention to address an issue. You might be glad that you didn’t check out of this day, Aries. Be present, and get ready for the freaking weekend!

  • Pisces 1-18-24

    Jan 18, 2024… You could be channeling some major vibes today. After all, “wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure,” right? With the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap, you could be feeling witty, punny, or just garden-variety funny if you focus the energy on communicating and staying positive. Low-vibing Fish could feel like everyone else has it better and could stand to embrace a little magic by changing up their perspective or to remember that what everyone else has is none of their (ahem, YOUR) beeswax. Whether vibing high or low, the comedic potential will be there for anyone who wants a shot of laughter. Bottoms up!

  • Aquarius 1-18-24

    Jan 18, 2024… Looking goooood with that charm and wit glistening off ya, Aquarius! With the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap, you’ll likely have a hefty boost in the wit department and find jokes just rolling off your tongue. You could also accidentally go too far (especially if your mood turns sour) and gore out someone’s eyeball. Yikes, WB. Yeah, don’t. You can totally roast some folks in jolly good humor. Just be careful you don’t go for the jugular if you feel your mood falling to a dark place. Keep it light. Fight for your right to giggle in good fun.

  • Capricorn 1-18-24

    Jan 18, 2024… If you have a choice between your cranky pants and your sassy ones, go with sassy. Your backside looks better in them. With a Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap, the feels will be all about being assertive, charming, and witty. If you accidentally shoved your fine ass in the cranky pants, you could find yourself irritable with it, Cappy. But if you put on the better-looking sassy pants today, you could find yourself making connections with cleverness and humor and getting it done like a boss.

  • Sagittarius 1-18-24

    Jan 18, 2024… I am shooketh! The Universe will actually be dishing out some sweet vibes with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap. The energies will be glorious for communicating with ease, particularly when it comes to putting your ideas into words, Saggy. You could use these energies to improve teamwork, break through writer’s block, or call together a massive penguin army to colonize Neptune with you. Totally up to you. Do you and do it well!

  • Scorpio 1-18-24

    Jan 18, 2024… Why did the Scorpio cross the road? The booty on the other side was bigger? No way. That’s a telephone pole, dear. Lovely Scorpster, the vibes coming from the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap could have you looking for greener grass (or a bigger ass) elsewhere, but my challenge for you is to find ways to appreciate what’s right in front of you. Don’t miss out on the goodness you already have because you’re thinking you can get something better if you cross the road. Have a look at what you have right here, right now, and consider fixing up what you already got. It still looks good on you, boo.

  • Libra 1-18-24

    Jan 18, 2024… Keep your eyes on your own darn grass, Libra. Doesn’t matter if your neighbor’s looks greener or thicker. You don’t know what chicken crap they’ve been using to get it to look that way. That could be a Tiktok filter for all you know. Mind your business and focus on your own metaphorical lawn while the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap. The energy could have you feeling powerful as long as you don’t get caught up evaluating what other people have that you don’t. In fact, if you stay in your own lane (or yard or whatever), you’ll likely find people flocking to you like flies to honey. If your neighbor just so happens to get the same attention, just remember that flies like poop, too. This day could be absolutely fabulous if you use this extra plutonian energy to tend to your own greenery, Scales.