Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-18-24

    Jan 18, 2024… Feeling cute, might bulldoze my closest relationships later. IDK. Virgo, the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap will be reflecting vibes that’ll help you really assert yourself but also these energies could be taken too far if you’re struggling with a cranky ass mood. Don’t trample on the bonds you’ve built up if you feel an urge to take action. If you have issues, assert your point of view and work for a solution. No need to go assassin on the whole relationship! Rise above any heated emotions and use that energy not to run to the hills but to build on what you have.

  • Leo 1-17-24

    Jan 18, 2024… This Thursday could be GOAT (greatest of all time) for the Lion. Key word: “could.” Like, the vibes reflected by the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap will be outstanding for a power surge BUT if you’re doing the lowly-crabby-crank-Ima-pinch-you thing, then these vibes could spell your (or someone else’s) doom. Your pinch is already deadly but maximized with this power surge you could really mess up someone. Not ideal. Channel the higher Leo side and use the power up for betterment. Use that easy energy to bring balance to the stuff on your plate and to take action. Create and inspire — and then you’ve got this in the bag.

  • Cancer 1-18-24

    Jan 18, 2024… Like Scarlett O’Hara but with a better attitude, Cancers could find themselves surrounded by a flock of admirers today. Your natural charisma could be turned all the way up with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap. Low-vibing Crabs may be tempted to try to steal the spotlight like an attention grubbing fiend. Instead, be high vibing and you’ll likely make it through the day strong in your power and surrounded by those who inspire. To the haters? Repeat after me: “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

  • Gemini 1-18-24

    Jan 18, 2024… Keep it 100, Gem. You could experience a rush of power thanks to the vibes coming from the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap. I’d say hip-hip-hooray except that if you find yourself in a low mood this Thursday, we could have a Supertwin eruption and that’s never something to celebrate. You can avoid having to do damage control tomorrow by working towards channeling the positive and constructive today. Be as sweet as the icing on a decorative cookie! My calculations say you can do it. Really. I made a pie chart and everything.

  • Taurus 1-18-24

    Jan 18, 2024… All your charm could turn to smarm if you don’t take care. Think more Keanu Reeves, less con artist. A Taurus Moon conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap could have powerful energy simmering in the air. It could lead to wit and charm unless you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Then, it might tilt toward biting, dripping sarcasm or slide even further into snark or bitterness. If you lead with kindness, you’ll likely channel charming and disarming instead of piss and vinegar. Be fantastic and get out there, Taurus.

  • Aries 1-18-24

    Jan 18, 2024… Aries, we both know you have charm for days. Your natural charisma makes everyone want you for their ride or die — especially since they know you’ll remember to bring water, gas up the car, and be prepared for any scenario. But if you feel like you’re low-vibing today, take care. You could get stuck in envy or bitterness if you don’t focus on your personal power. The energetic vibes today have you oozing charm, which sounds gross but totally isn’t. Green-with-envy isn’t a good look for you, Ram, so try the oozy charm thing instead.

  • Pisces 1-17-24

    Jan 17, 2024… Two-faced? Pfft! What an insult! You’re as many-faceted as a fair-trade and ethically sourced diamond, friendly Fish, and twice as bright! With the Moon in Aries trines Ceres and Venus in Sag and squares the Sun and Pluto in Cap, you’ll likely feel a desire to talk out your thoughts with someone on your same vibration. Your tolerance for dumbassery may be at an all-time low, so save the deeper discussions for the ones you know can hang with them to avoid burning others with your hot, unfiltered truths. Your quick wit could have you connecting with other smart Alecs, or you just may find yourself exploring big ideas with a sympathetic soul. Shine bright like a fair-trade diamond, Pisces!

  • Aquarius 1-17-24

    Jan 17, 2024… In the zone and conquering goals? Don’t miss out on the vibe shift as the Moon in Aries trine Ceres and Venus in Sag and square the Sun and Pluto in Cap this Wednesday. Actually, you might want to totally zone that out because you could be in for a C(r)ap-tastic tug of war between options. While I know you could spend all day patiently weighing the pros and cons of each option, I’ve really gotta encourage you to just take a leap and PICK ONE. Sitting on that crap does ZERO good. Weigh, be smart — but do act. You’re the boss of your choices, Aquarius!

  • Capricorn 1-17-24

    Jan 17, 2024… If you feel overwhelmed with choices like the Bachelor in a room full of manic-rose-loving-ladies, Cappy, you could be picking up on the energy of the Moon in Aries trine Ceres and Venus in Sag and square the Sun and Pluto in Cap. So many choices, so little time, am I right? Wanting to talk out life choices could be on the table, and you may find yourself filled with enthusiasm at the possibilities. Making an exhaustive list of pros and cons could be good — or talking out plans with friends. Don’t forget to check in and see how they’ll be handling the shift in energy, too, and remember that if you choose wrong, you can always choose again. Just don’t feel like you have to accept the first rose-loving-maniac, or um, life choice, that steps up. Take your time and do what feels right to you.

  • Sagittarius 1-17-24

    Jan 17, 2024… Decision-making is hard. Don’t worry, Saggy, it’ll only get harder! Wait, what? I’m kidding. Well, with the Moon in Aries trine Ceres and Venus in Sag and square the Sun and Pluto in Cap, Sagittarians could be in for some vibes that could screw with your ability to choose between two (or more) options. It might hit when you’re ordering food from Doordash or it could be when your partner proposes to you. Hard to say. Those things might not happen, but your decisions will matter. Just remember that your soul knows the answer, Sag.

  • Scorpio 1-17-24

    Jan 17, 2024… I have two simple, hot words for you: Intellectual conversations. Oohh la la. Sign Scorpio up, like, yesterday! The Moon in Aries trine Ceres and Venus in Sag and square the Sun and Pluto in Cap this Wednesday, thus reflecting energies that’ll be splendid for cerebral chats. You could be in for some fascinating conversations with interesting people if you’re in the mood for a little socializing. Don’t be afraid to strike up a conversation with someone you don’t often talk with. This can be valuable if you’ve had something you’ve been confused about or need clarity on. You never know what you’ll figure out with a mid-week energy like this!

  • Libra 1-17-24

    Jan 17, 2024… If pulling out your pros and cons list or planning your goals down to the most minute detail brings you close to orgasm, you might be a Libra. With the energy of a Moon in Aries trine Ceres and Venus in Sag and square the Sun and Pluto in Cap, you could experience an uncontrollable desire to explore your options with another human rather than relying on your own enormous wisdom. Wanting to get spicy, so to speak, about what you want and how you want it could result in a truly spectacular ORGAnizational outcome. What’d you think I was going to say? Talk out your goals with a friend, coworker, or lover, and don’t forget to be safe and hydrate. Oh yes!