Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-9-24

    Jan 9, 2024… Fire in your brain and sparks in your soul? That’s a Virgo for ya! Those fires will be mixing together nicely thanks to the Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury. Add in a dash of creativity, and you’ll be raring to go after whatever. Where you go with these vibes will be all yours to decide. Pick a direction and run with it! Preferably you’ll sprint towards productive, helpful stuff. I really don’t want the world to end before Valentine’s Day gets here, you know? Stay fierce, V! But in a good way…

  • Leo 1-9-24

    Jan 9, 2024… Keep calm and DO drink the Kool Aid. Especially if it is that tropical stuff. So good. Leo, your ego and emotions will get into alignment as the Moon in Sag conjuncts Mercury, so making good decisions will be as easy as catching bees in a pool of honey. I fully endorse the consumption of these vibes! Whatever you want to accomplish today, you totally can. Just be sure you’re channeling your higher sense of self and not the lower, impulsive part. Straight up, you could either do a lot of good or unleash hell on earth depending on which part of you takes the reigns. Do the things and do them well!

  • Cancer 1-9-24

    Jan 9, 2024… A handy dandy scale of balance indicate all’s right with the world, even between your two minds, Cancer. Breathing in harmony and breathing out contention with a Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury could have you trusting your decisions more than usual. Your sense of internal harmony could be so on point that you’ll naturally make better decisions when you find agreement within both of your minds rather than allowing just one to rule. Sink into the feeling of knowing that you do know what’s best for you, Crabby.

  • Gemini 1-9-24

    Jan 9, 2024… Life is too short to do stupid things. Ew. Weird things, on the other hand? Letzzz gooo, Gem-i-o! With the Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury, thinking outside the box will basically be second nature. You can creatively problem solve and use your weirdest ideas to overcome obstacles that “practicality” hasn’t been able to touch. Unleash your creativity and put pragmatism on the back burner (for now). This Tuesday, let’s see where your imagination can take you. All aboard the creativity train!

  • Taurus 1-9-24

    Jan 9, 2024… You may feel like updating your relationship status with Inner Peace to In a Relationship, but it won’t be necessary. Really. Why make things awkward? A Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury could have your ego lining up quite nicely with your emotional experience today, which could have you feeling like you’ve just spent a week at a retreat meditating or something like that. If you don’t feel that level of peace, you can still tap into the energy available to make better decisions, particularly when you check ideas against your gut feeling. Don’t dismiss an odd solution though. Your high standards may want to strive for some kind of perceived perfection, but a weird idea just might be the one you need to resolve a conflict or complete a project. Stay open, and if you see someone else on the Zodiac running around with Inner Peace, Taurus, remember that it’s an open relationship, too.

  • Aries 1-9-24

    Jan 9, 2024… Well, shut the front door! Your usual oracle-channeling mojo could get a hefty boost from a Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury. Wise beyond your years, you may find yourself leaning toward unusual decisions and feeling pretty solid about your gut instinct. Whatever you feel could be best for you likely will be today, and trusting yourself could give you a solid dose of confidence to face any challenges that could arise. Your mojo will be absolutely killing it today, Ram — you know, in a peaceful, loyal, and totally non-violent way. Oracle meets yogi energy for the win!

  • Pisces 1-8-24

    Jan 8, 2024… Saying “Nope” to Monday won’t actually stop it from coming, but nice try, Pisces. You deserve a cat meme or a cool sticker for your efforts. Look, nobody wants a Sunday Funday to dissolve into a Monday Mood — but don’t forget that you get to choose the mood. Same thing’s going to be true for Tuesday, too, so buckle up, Buttercup, and don’t let an arbitrary day of the week wreck your mood. A Moon in Sag conjunct Venus could have you feeling motivated enough to hashtag MondayMotivation without any evidence of snark (well, maybe a tinge). Still, choosing to make Monday whatever (and however weird) you want it to be could give you the kickstart you need to enjoy the day without all the moaning that tends to be attached to Mondays. Nobody’s got time for hogwash!

  • Aquarius 1-8-24

    Jan 8, 2024… Using a cold winter’s snow to freeze food during a power outage? Talk about finding unique yet practical solutions to issues! This Monday Caps could be doing a lot of that (creative problem solving, not dealing with power outages… hopefully) thanks to the energies coming from the Moon in Sag conjunct Venus. If you choose to channel these vibes, your problem solving skills could be off the charts! And maybe a little weird, WB, but who TF cares? I’ll take an ice cold rootbeer, much thanks.

  • Capricorn 1-8-24

    Jan 8, 2024… Leave the saltiness for your caramel mocha latte and go into this Monday with a fresh mindset, Cappy. As much as we all hate to see the weekend go, a Moon in Sag conjunct Venus could bring with it a different kind of vibe to start the week if you open up to unusual solutions. Your naturally open-mind and willingness to take the initiative could give you a solid boost — taking this Monday Mood from salty to spectacular. Now, drink your latte and go do the thing, you beautiful Goat, you!

  • Sagittarius 1-8-24

    Jan 8, 2024… Monday funk punching you in your metaphorical face? Sag, you could be feeling a drag and not want the weekend to end. In fact, there could be an extra sting thanks to the Moon in Sag conjunct Venus vamping up longing for weekend fun and freedom. Make the Universe poop bricks. Fly your freak flag of fun! It may be Monday (AKA daily grind starter pack) but that doesn’t mean it’s gotta be awful. Add a splash of fun to it so you can start your week on the right foot and satiate your under-fulfilled fun quota. Today will only suck if you believe it will, and YOU can make it what it will be.

  • Scorpio 1-8-24

    Jan 8, 2024… If you argue while dangling above a pool of magma, the disagreement will stop and you’ll start working together to get the heck out of there. All conflicts should be solved that way. Except not really. That’s a wee bit too sweaty. Scorpio, you could capitalize on the ease of conflict management and problem solving thanks to the Moon in Sag conjunct Venus reflecting strong diplomatic energies that vibe well with your naturally harmonious self. Don’t let the vibes go to waste! Soak up what you can and use your brain to resolve conflicts, no magma needed. Scorpster, you’ve got this in the bag.

  • Libra 1-8-24

    Jan 8, 2024… You may be all that and a side of bacon (or vegan-alternative), but you can still catch a case of the Mondays. Quit that nonsense. Right now. While half the workplace or homestead dramatically bemoans their fate, you can be sharpening your pencils (metaphorically speaking because this isn’t the Dark Ages) and preparing to show this day that Libras are the baddiest bosses around. With the energy of the Moon in Sag conjunct Venus, you could be stepping into your power in a way that’ll have the other whiny minions bowing to your superior work ethic and can-do attitude. I mean, don’t wear your shorts for a hat about it, but go out and rock out loud. Your confidence won’t be misplaced if you tackle the day with optimism and remember to include your colleagues in your undeniably awesome ideas. Yaasss!