Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-8-24

    Jan 8, 2024… Leading an army of fire-breathing llamas while riding a Segway could be Virgo’s LOOK today. The Moon in Sag conjunct Venus will be reflecting “take charge” vibes — and you could be all about that leader life if you want to be. Between your optimism, forward thinking, and these vibes, you could gather a llama army to do your bidding, easy-peasy. Use this knowledge for constructive, helpful things and you could make a serious impact. Up and at it, V!

  • Leo 1-8-24

    Jan 8, 2024… Hey Leo! Did you know you can attach a hair brush with a mirror to your car in a pinch to replace a side mirror on your way to get it fixed? Big facts. Did you also know the Moon in Sag will conjunct Venus and the vibes’ll be muy bueno for inventive problem solving and rebooting? Yeah, the Universe doesn’t always release good stuff but today you could really reap the benefits of its energies. Put on your innovative undies and get to it, Lion!

  • Cancer 1-8-24

    Jan 8, 2024… Wanting to punch Monday in the face might be your normal mood, but the vibes of a Moon in Sag conjunct Venus could have you walking around like you own the place, Crabby. If it’s your home, you probably do, but you might be striding around like the number one boss at work, too. Nothing wrong with a can-do vibe. Just don’t get twisted if your more unusual ideas don’t get a standing ovation from those around you. Let them have their skepticism. Go with your gut, and you’ll likely make friends with Monday instead of punching it in the kisser. You’ve got this!

  • Gemini 1-8-24

    Jan 8, 2024… So long Sunday fun day and hello Monday melancholy. That Monday drag could really get you down with the vibes coming from a Moon in Sag conjunct Venus, especially if you weren’t able to get in as much fun as you would’ve liked over the weekend. Gemini, you could easily lay down and just let the disappointing, soul-sucking vibes ruin your day. Or you could do the practical thing: tell the Universe and its energies to shove it, and just do you like you do. And do it as weirdly as possible!

  • Taurus 1-8-24

    Jan 8, 2024… If you feel like the weekend just broke up with you and you weren’t ready for it to end, you could feel the sharp sting of grief this Monday. Good news! The weekend didn’t leave you for someone else. It sent your butt into Monday to get some me-time. Flip the script this Monday by remembering that the energetic feel of a Moon in Sag conjunct Venus could have you stepping up into your power to take charge and find solutions for problems, Taurus. I mean, not the problem of it being Monday when you ordered two Saturdays and a Sunday, but if you focus instead on getting things done, you may be adjusting your crown (and your attitude) and keeping the saltiness for your fries and not your life.

  • Aries 1-8-24

    Jan 8, 2024… Wanting to trade Monday for two Sundays might seem reasonable pre-coffee, but sadly, this is not how it works. Believe me; I’ve tried. The good news is that the forecast for today calls for a Moon in Sag conjunct Venus. If you’ve not yet had your coffee, that may seem baffling, but drink up and stay with me. If you open up to the possibility that Monday as the worst day ever is just a social construct, you might be able to cash in on the take-charge attitude in the air that could lead to some pretty impressive problem-solving. Or, you know, sit around and bark over your latte that Mondays are the worst of the week. Totally up to you, but I know what you will do. You’ll own it, Ram.

  • Pisces 1-7-24

    Jan 7, 2024… The forecast could call for major eye rolling, glaring side eye, and fierce stink eye today — but only if you choose to focus on disappointment rather than solutions, Fishy. When the Moon in Scorpio will trine Neptune in Pisces and then move into Sag, the energy will be abuzz with potential. While you may find it easy to feel disappointed, don’t forget that you’ve got hella bounce back, Pisces. If you can focus on being kind, letting go of judgment, and looking for resolutions, you may find that bounce back comes quicker than if you sit around bemoaning idiots and your fate (even if they do be idiots). So, give your eyes a rest. Not while driving, of course. Try for a kind eye or an understanding one, and you just might start seeing eye-to-eye instead. Hey — that’s punny!

  • Aquarius 1-7-24

    Jan 7, 2024… Yabba dabba dooo not mess with me, punks! Aquarians could be feeling bitey and charging up friction in their relationships thanks to the conflicting vibes coming from the Moon in Scorpio trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag. A softer touch or kinder word can help soothe the burn and smooth things out if you snap at someone (or if someone snaps at you). The power to overcome rests in you. Wake up the gentle giant of a beast inside you or take a looong nap. Stun the Universe — rise above!

  • Capricorn 1-7-24

    Jan 7, 2024… Knock down a wall here. Wreck an entire town like a dinosaur there. Raze a few cities… probably all very bad ideas. With a Moon in Scorpio trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag, the energy could feel mad practical but may also require a softer touch than your usual earthy ways, Cappy. If you don’t try for a little extra gentleness, you could find your relationships being sideswiped by conflict. Don’t just paste a smile on your face and grit your teeth while trying to deal with the idiots — um, I mean, people you love. Instead, try actually putting yourself in their shoes (yes, even if they’re ugly shoes). Get stuff done like the boss you are, but just avoid any unnecessary drama.

  • Sagittarius 1-7-24

    Jan 7, 2024… Broken promises and broken noses? Saggy, the Moon in Scorpio trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag could bring out a spicy side if conflicts and disagreements with your dear ones get irritated and inflamed. You get upset, then they get mad, then you get madder, and so on…Take a chill pill, a step back, and maybe get some help if you’re really struggling. Kindness and empathy can do wonders for conflict resolution, Sag. Let your intuition guide you to the water that will put out those fires. From there, it’ll be smooth sailing!

  • Scorpio 1-7-24

    Jan 7, 2024… Is it raining hot sauce and habaneros on your relationships? Talk about problems in paradise. Scorpios could struggle HARD this Sunday, getting into arguments or accidentally (intentionally) being rude to loved ones. The Moon in Scorpio trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag will be encouraging disagreements and conflict. (How rude!) Sweet Scorpster, to battle these energies you’ll want to grab a bowl full of kind truth, work on respecting differences in opinions, and be open to compromise. Harmonize and spread love like you’d normally do, Universe be darned. Add a little luck, and even you can’t blow it! 🙂

  • Libra 1-7-24

    Jan 7, 2024… Handy advice might seem the best way to both shut someone up and solve all their problems, but with the Moon in Scorpio trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag, you may want to dial back your approach and turn to your softer side. First, you’ll have to find it (it’s in there, helpful Scales). Once you’ve located your softer side (check near your fierce loyalty), you’ll want to remember that no one loves unsolicited advice. Instead, offer a tissue, a listening ear, or an alibi — but first ask what they need. You have the heart to be gentle while offering practical support to the ones you love. That’ll be more meaningful than sending them a PDF of all your best life hacks, after all. Save that for a better time, Libra.