Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-8-23

    Dec 8, 2023… Half the Zodiac may give some serious side eye to the idea of practicality being on par with love, but your pragmatic nature has already figured out that a love that helps can be a powerful one, Virgo. The Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap, which will offer helpful vibes mixed with loving ones. You know that doing the laundry so your loved one doesn’t have to could have a stronger impact that any poorly written love poem. Looking for ways to come through for your partner (or friend or the greater good) could have a big emotional payout. Which is not, I repeat NOT, why you’ll want to do it. Not that you keep count of your Karma points or anything. I mean, that would be crazy business. Anyhow, go with your keen instincts on this and remember that taking action is a love language, too.

  • Leo 12-8-23

    Dec 8, 2023… When I think about you I touch myself!!! Whoa, that’s a lot to digest. I meant I pat myself on the head. Geez. With the some spicy vibes in the air today, Leos could get a little extra touchy-feely — maybe too much so. It’s okay to give into some desires, but make sure you aren’t invading somebody’s Area 51. If you do so, they reserve the right to taze you. Okay, well, maybe not — but you get the picture. Still, so long as you respect boundaries, you could benefit from the Libra Moon vibes. Enjoy some simple pleasures this Friday!

  • Cancer 12-8-23

    Dec 8, 2023… Love might be a high wire act with no freaking net, but a Cancer’s big heart will likely have you feeling this loving energy without fear of falling. After all, with the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap, the loving energy will have that practical, big picture cerebral twist. Think acts of kindness, showing affection by helping out, and leading with kindness. No safety net needed. Lead with your heart and your sense of what’s right, and it’ll be hard to go wrong. Happy Fri-yay!

  • Gemini 12-8-23

    Dec 8, 2023… Love it up the Gemini way today! The Moon in Libra will square Pluto in Cap, which means your special brand of comfortable love will be extra emphasized by the vibes this Friday. Rejoice in these energies and show love through kind, helpful acts. And by “love” I mean you could help anyone you don’t totally hate. After all, you never know when a kind act could earn you a new minion or two. Love abounds and if you add in your superpower of being the very bestest at knowing how to serve the greater good, you could rule this vibe, Twins! Rock on.

  • Taurus 12-8-23

    Dec 8, 2023… The fact that love could be in the air will either have you reaching for a gas mask or giving yourself last checks in the mirror. Introverted Bulls may want to work behind the curtain today, showing love by helping without it being obvious. Extroverted Taureans won’t mind being in the spotlight and coming up with romantic gestures to woo the ones they love. Single? You may be giving couples a little side eye if they go overboard on the PDAs but otherwise will be just fine helping out friends, family, and colleagues with the loving but spicy energy of the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap. You could benefit from making a random act of kindness a thing you do today. Go get it, Tige….. er, Bull!

  • Aries 12-8-23

    Dec 8, 2023… While everybody else might seem completely out of their fool minds this Friday, you’ll be straight cruising on the good vibes of helping out and showing love with the energy of the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap. There’s probably little you love better than getting to show off your mighty power. You might be percolating on being helpful to those you love. Volunteering to babysit, taking soup to a sick friend’s porch, or even pitching in on an overwhelming project. Just don’t go off the deep end. Use smarts to stay safe. Go be the badass super helper that makes you the darling of the Zodiac, Ram.

  • Pisces 12-7-23

    Dec 7, 2023… Feeling like the Force is with you is cool and all, but have you ever tried feeling powerful by just being you? That ish is gold, Fishy! With the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries and square Mercury in Cap, the vibes could have you straight power-tripping if you don’t check that with a little humility. Yes, you have a badass brain, and your multitasking prowess is commendable, but a softer side will likely be needed today. Let your intelligence shine while practicing patience with those who can’t keep up. You just might find that problems get solved easier than anticipated, and the people around you might shower you with admiration rather than annoyance. Boom, baby!

  • Aquarius 12-7-23

    Dec 7, 2023… Sometimes your enduring determination and patience can be a real ho to deal with, Aquarius. Today, though, that won’t be the case. Probably. In fact, patience could come in handy with working out problems you couldn’t solve before, especially coupled with the energy of the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries and square Mercury in Cap. Be patient and take advantage of your “Aha!” moments. Like a viper, wait for your moment to strike — but don’t be so determined to be patient that you miss the moment. Balancing patience with knowing when to act will be key to getting through today. Get to it, WB!

  • Capricorn 12-7-23

    Dec 7, 2023… Rumor has it that Cappy did an extra special “favor” for the Universe to get some good vibes (if ya know what I mean) with the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries and square Mercury in Cap. No, but really, today your intuition could be on point, which means your problem solving game will be on fleek. Scooby Doo this ish and get to the bottom for your problems. The vibes will be in your favor. So, Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? Right the flock here! Now get out there with your thinking cap and your Mystery Machine and unmask it all!

  • Sagittarius 12-7-23

    Dec 7, 2023… Like you’ve been bitten by a radioactive yogi, you just might be channeling power, peace, patience, and wisdom today. Super Enlightened would make a lame superhero name, Saggy, but the upside would be that you could fight crime and stand up for injustice in yoga pants. You might just shock the heck out of everyone with your super-patience. Today, you could apply your super skills to smash a problem that’s been crawling on your nerves. At the end of the day, you could reward yourself with a soothing yoga routine — or a glass of wine. Hero’s choice.

  • Scorpio 12-7-23

    Dec 7, 2023… (Evil genius voice): Now introducing my Powerful – Empowering – Powerinator! The Moon in Libra will be opposing Chiron in Aries and square Mercury in Cap, which means power will be surging through the air for Scorpios. If you tap into these vibes, you could end up feeling powerful like an evil genius. Use your smarts and knack for balance by promoting harmony and helping the common good. Work out solutions to problems rather then expertly crafting new issues. The power will be in your hands, Scorpster. Wield it responsibly. Mwahahahahaha.

  • Libra 12-7-23

    Dec 7, 2023… Whether you choose to go with death stare or a big, cheeky grin today will be totally up to you, Libra. Either way, the vibes of the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries and square Mercury in Cap will be powerful but will also come with an added shot of insight and patience. Your normal ability to overcome obstacles will get a mighty lift, which will be good news for your mad analysis skills. Use it well to make great leaps forward and to solve some problems that have been getting in your way. Fly high, accomplished Scales.