Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-9-23

    Dec 9, 2023… Free falling from an airplane? Sounds like a fun time for Virgo! The vibes that will be in the air will promote feelings of being happy-go-lucky as the Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces. That’s the stuff of dreams for a Virgo. Beware! Don’t get so caught up carelessly chasing your dreams that you leave your friends in the dust. Check in with them and make sure they can keep up. Otherwise, you might accidentally ignite some bridges. Anyway, vibes and future plans tend to be more fun with a zoom party if you can swing it. Post-pandemic free falling with friends?! Fun! For the independent V, you can have an amazing vibe just being you and going your own way on your own terms.

  • Leo 12-9-23

    Dec 9, 2023… Screw deja vu. Today could start out feeling a lot like yesterday. Don’t freak out! This isn’t Groundhog Day. The energy will shift to a more carefree vibe as the Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces. Channel your higher vibes so that a certain carefree Leo Soul doesn’t turn into an irresponsible turd monkey. It’ll be great not to be stressing out this Saturday, but if you get too careless you could make more work (and stress) for your future self. Keep it relaxed, not reckless.

  • Cancer 12-9-23

    Dec 9, 2023… Like glitter bombs and rainbow sparkles, today’s energy will be less what-the-actual-fork and more hell-to-the-yeah with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces. Actually, nix the glitter (too much cleanup) because today will be too chill even for all that, Crabby. Think warm lovey vibes from yesterday flowing into a cool, easy vibe. Your natural inclination toward communication will be feeling this energy, and you could find yourself lending a hand to help solve a problem or offering excellent advice to help others find a solid course of action. Just don’t be tempted to gossip about what didn’t work before. Stick to applying your personal sparkle to a solution for a spectacularly stellar day!

  • Gemini 12-9-23

    Dec 9, 2023… Did someone lace your brownies? No, Gemini (uh, not that I know of). That feeling your experiencing could be the chill vibes in the air. Today will be full of super carefree energies thanks to the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces, and you will likely find yourself relaxing and maybe even wanting to let loose. GASP! Unfortunately, this could have the opposite intended effect and you might get super paranoid and overly anxious. Don’t force it. Let yourself mellow out, Gem. You’ve earned some R&R for the weekend! It’s good to relax. Let it be.

  • Taurus 12-9-23

    Dec 9, 2023… You haven’t lost that loving feeling of yesterday, but you may find it shifting into a looser sort of energy with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces. The vibes could be ideal for sticking to what you know best. With the Bull tendency towards generosity, that could look like planning a romantic gesture, surprising a friend with a zoom call, sharing your knowledge with a struggling colleague or friend or reading up on that subject you want to know more about. Leaning into that relaxed, loving energy could have you doing a little happy dance of your own today.

  • Aries 12-9-23

    Dec 9, 2023… A Friday of helpful feels and a Saturday with helpful feels plus happy vibes? It may feel like your prayers were answered, Santa got your wish list, and that coin in the fountain at the mall all came together at the same time to give you an awesome freaking weekend. Yay you! You may still be in the mood to help out, Aries, but know that your help will go further if you stick to what you know. Enjoy the carefree energy of the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces, and don’t forget to treat yourself, too. You deserve it, you caring Ram!

  • Pisces 12-8-23

    Dec 8, 2023… Like a virgin…. Touched for the very first time — Yeah, I don’t know your business, Fishy, but I do know you could be touched by the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap, so expect the vibes to be smart. Think hottie reading on the train with a pensive expression or attractive librarian with a few spicy secrets. You get the gist. The energy will be sassy AND smart, but you’ll want to be smart about it. Use your admirably awesome brain to figure out how to be romantic without crossing the line into creepy (a handpicked bouquet is sweet — following them home to deliver them personally when you don’t actually know them is not). Your normally charming self could end up smoothly delivering compliments, pitching in to help out on a project, or making time for a random act of kindness. Look at you, Fishy, being all smart AND spicy at the same time! Hottt!

  • Aquarius 12-8-23

    Dec 8, 2023… Jumping junipers! Lovely earth child, there will be adoring vibes in the air as the Moon in Libra squares Pluto in Cap. This sort of love won’t be the type where you get your freak on from sunup to sun down, though. Rather, it’ll be about spreading kindness and doing altruistic deeds. Get your helpful freak on, Aquarius! Somebody out there could use your help and support today. Have some ideas? Great! Go forth and be a helpful WB, yo.

  • Capricorn 12-8-23

    Dec 8, 2023… If love ballads and Hallmark movies are suddenly your jam today, you might be feeling the energy of the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap, which is here to spice things up. These vibes will be all about — no, not binge watching Hallmark — no, not making out with your #1 crush. Not that those ideas suck (they really don’t, go suck face if you want to), but these vibes will really have you wanting to show that love by helping. Washing dishes so your partner doesn’t have to. Doing a random act of kindness by buying coffee for the car behind you in line. Buying your broke friend lunch (helllllo? I can be your broke friend!). Helping out a colleague or your kid with a challenging project. Your natural exuberance will really get a kick out of this day if you use that energy to show people how much you care. Go love the hell out of them, Cappy!

  • Sagittarius 12-8-23

    Dec 8, 2023… You could be in for the deal of your life! Act now!!! Saggy, with the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap, red hot vibes will be abundant this Friday. Take advantage of this high potential for bliss and fulfill your physical needs. Now, I should preface this by saying that I don’t mean using drugs to alter your consciousness. Instead, seek out physical things for your physical needs, like a cuddle from a partner or just stepping outside your comfort zone. There’s no time like the present, right?

  • Scorpio 12-8-23

    Dec 8, 2023… It may no longer be the 80s, but I STILL need a hero — strong, fast, and fresh from the fight! Scorpio, there will be love vibes in the air today, but not just any type of love. This love will be all about altruism as the Moon in Libra will square Pluto in Cap. Find that hero inside of you and spread some help and harmony around, whether that’s doing something physical or offering out your on-point advice. Guru Scorpster, your wisdom could seriously come in handy for other people this Friday. Time to hero up, love!

  • Libra 12-8-23

    Dec 8, 2023… Don’t rub up against strangers on the bus. It’s fecking creepy, Libra, and they are probably contagious. Okay, so you probably don’t do that on a normal basis, but the fiery vibes in the air could trigger your yearning for physical contact and even some hedonistic pleasure. Play your cards right, and you could find someone looking for the same thing as you, Scales — maybe that’s a hug or some cuddling, or perhaps it’s something a little more risqué. Whatever your physical yearnings today, the vibes can help you achieve it. Alone? Do something just for yourself — you love YOU and there’s nothing more awesome than that.