Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-11-23

    Dec 11, 2023… Dream warrior, are you ready?! Put on a fresh pair of optimism underwear and strap up your boot laces — because today’s vibes will be great for the unexpected. Yee-frickin-haw! The thing is, Virgo, your adventures might not go exactly according to plan. Even if things veer from the main stretch and you have to go offroad, your optimism can help you see the fun in the detours. Roadtrip it up, V. Are we there yet?

  • Leo 12-11-23

    Dec 11, 2023… Sizzle and ZAP! What’s that?! The Moon in Sag will square Saturn in Pisces this Monday which means the energies will be full-on electric. I’m not saying you’re going to get electrocuted, Lion, but you could electrify the people around you — in a good way. You will likely feel alive and full of energy if you tap into the full power of these vibes, and your liveliness could just spread to others throughout the day. Be a beacon of light and life this Monday, Leo. (Lawd knows we could all use it.)

  • Cancer 12-11-23

    Dec 11, 2023… Winning the lottery, playing with a pile of puppies, flirting, indulging in an adventure. Hey, I’m just thinking about fun things. No one said you’ll be doing all this today, Cancer. Though, admittedly, it could be a day filled with unexpected adventure and new beginnings. If you like surprises, you’ll be pleased to know that the Moon in Sag will square Saturn in Pisces and will have some excitement in store. Whether you find this exhilarating or intimidating will be totally dependent on the attitude you choose. You could see it as exciting, fresh, and invigorating, or it might have you wanting to take flight— preferably to the private island you pretended to buy with your imaginary lottery winnings. Either way, this day will be popping with energy, and your natural exuberance could get a charge out of it if you yank your head out of your booty and decide to roll with it.

  • Gemini 12-11-23

    Dec 11, 2023… Awkward Gem! As the Moon in Sag will square Saturn in Pisces, Taureans could experience some interesting, electric vibes that turn their brains a little sideways. While you could spend the day trying to figure out which way is up, you might instead embrace a little weirdness. Things may not go according to your plan, but this rollercoaster ride could actually be fun. And perhaps looking at things from that upside down loop can help you see things from a new perspective. Embrace the weird!

  • Taurus 12-11-23

    Dec 11, 2023… It may be Monday in the old US of A, but you might find adventure trumps work today. The Moon in Sag will square Saturn in Pisces today, and the vibes could have you itching to start a new project or indulge in a spontaneous adventure. I mean, I wouldn’t rob a bank (orange is NOT your color) or stage a hostile zoom takeover at work or anything, but it could be a good day to set a new goal or call up your ride-or-die for a road trip. The urge to do a new thing could have this day feeling electric, so use your creative juices to figure out what you really want and then get moving in that direction, Bull.

  • Aries 12-11-23

    Dec 11, 2023… Starting the day deep in the vortex of the Sag Moon? Yeah, same. It could be easy to feel misunderstood, but no one likes that, am I right?? Aries are experts at balancing the dark side, but today’s energies may require you to find perspective and shift the balance toward the light. Channel that angsty darkness toward kicking tail on a project at work or tackling a household chore you’ve been avoiding. You’re strong enough to power through the darkness with a whole lot of moxie and a little self-care.

  • Pisces 12-10-23

    Dec 10, 2023… All you need is love… all you need is love… all you need is love… love… love is all you need. Yeah, we all know the Beatles song (if you don’t, crawl out from under the rock where you’ve been living all your life, stop everything, and go check it out). Maybe we need a little more than love. Like, you know, money to pay the mortgage, buy pizza, pay the cell phone bill, and to keep your apps all set for binge watching. You know, the important stuff. But today the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces, and the vibes will be great for romance and, yes, LOVE. No special someone? Lies! YOU’RE a special someone, Fishy, and YOU count. So, maybe you’ll be feeling the self-love. Enjoy it, and while we need more than love to live, love is still pretty amazing.

  • Aquarius 12-10-23

    Dec 10, 2023… It’s raining men! Or women. Or whatever you’re into. Basically, love will be abundant this Sunday and romance could be in your near future, Aquarius. You can thank the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces for the incoming lovely energies. Yummy, yummy in my — uh, tummy. Yeah, my tummy… Not hungry for a date? That’s cool. Maybe it’ll rain tacos instead. I mean, the love between a person and their food is sacred. The Universe can’t stand between that sort of romance. Get your love vibes on — whatever that means for you, WB.

  • Capricorn 12-10-23

    Dec 10, 2023… Backpack, backpack! This isn’t fricking Dora the Explorer, Cap. Yet you have the tendency to carry your past on your back like somehow all that pain is gonna come in handy. Well, actually, you may be half right, buddy. While holding onto past pain isn’t great, being able to look back and learn new lessons from old traumas can be truly illuminating. Use the vibes today to unpack your knapsack — get rid of the useless baggage but keep the hard-earned lessons. Do this and you could feel quite a weight lift from your shoulders, Cappy!

  • Sagittarius 12-10-23

    Dec 10, 2023… When you look back but move forward, it’s easy to run into a wall or to trip over your own damn feet. Quit that. Today’s vibes of the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces will be all about a new, healing perspective. Look back only long enough to see your baggage, Saggy, drag that crap into the light, and unpack it. When you stop living in the past, you may realize that love, the ability to self-love and wonderous passion surround you in the present. You have to pull your head out of the past in order to see it. Get going!

  • Scorpio 12-10-23

    Dec 10, 2023… Hubba, hubba! Have you been drooling over some eye candy recently? Well Scorpio, the vibes today will be perfect for romantic encounters! Take a chance and ask out that cutie. Do something extra special with your S.O. if you already have someone. Of course, if you’re not feeling like romance you could always opt for some platonic fun with friends! The Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces and its vibe can support friendly love, too… and sometimes that’s the best kind (It usually doesn’t get icky or sticky!). If you’re alone, that doesn’t leave you out, because spending a little time just for you — unpacking and working on licking and healing some old boo-boos — can really, truly, awesomely set you up for an excellent month to come. Get your love (or self-love) on, Scorpster.

  • Libra 12-10-23

    Dec 10, 2023… Dust off the heart-eyes emoji because you might find yourself tempted to deploy it today. With the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces, the vibes will be all about healing and romance, Libra. A relationship in a rough patch could be more easily patched up today. Vibes will be strong for acceptance, forgiveness, and seeing the past from a whole new perspective. Throwing out the old way of seeing things will clear the path for a new surge of love and romantic possibilities. Applying your can-do attitude and determination to making (or improving) a love connection could have you walking around with hearts in your own dang eyes, Scales. Lovely!