Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-12-23

    Dec 12, 2023… Feeling on top of the world can be badass — but not if you find yourself standing on a pile of people to do it. Determined Virgo, beware of power-tripping while the Moon in Sag conjuncts Mars and the Sun. You may be tempted to take shortcuts for time’s sake, but you know in your reliable heart-of-hearts that shortcuts, if they hold other people, back won’t help you in the long run. The top of the world won’t be as awesome of a view if you don’t have a posse to enjoy it with. Enjoy the powerful energy, but don’t turn into a power-hungry gremlin in the process. Heck, use that energy to buy your friends a round of drinks or play wingman to a buddy for a happier outcome. You got it, V!

  • Leo 12-12-23

    Dec 12, 2023… Fight the urge to strike a match and set the crap ablaze! There will be powerful vibes in the air this Tuesday, which could prove volatile for Lions. You will likely find it’ll be all too easy to have a powerful reaction to hurt feelings. Keep it civil. Focus on the light beyond the pain — uh, not the light coming from something you set on fire, though. I’m talking about sunshine and ish. Focus on the constructive and positive this Tuesday for the win!

  • Cancer 12-12-23

    Dec 12, 2023… Step away from the big red button labeled “self-destruct,” Cancer. The powerful vibes reflected by the Moon in Sag conjunct Mars and the Sun could tempt you into going overboard if your feelings get hurt. Swing the pendulum of feelings away from darkness and head towards positive and powerful instead! Emotions can be constructive or destructive — passionate or perilous. It all depends on your perspective. You get to decide how to use them, Crabby. (Please choose to be amazing. K? Thnx.)

  • Gemini 12-12-23

    Dec 12, 2023… Like a narcissist in a fun house thinking darn-I-look-good one minute to what-the-actual-fork the next, today’s energy could inspire some pretty powerful and divided reactions. Your battle for balance could have you overcorrecting if you don’t try to keep some perspective, Gemini. With the Moon in Sag conjunct Mars and the Sun, the feels will be abundant, but if you can keep an eye on the big picture, you’ll likely be better able to use the powerful energy to exercise that legendary judgment of yours and get through this day with style. Channel that yogi spirit and go show this day how it’s done!

  • Taurus 12-12-23

    Dec 12, 2023… Taureans could wake up and go from 0 to 100 real quick (after their coffee, of course) thanks to the powerful vibes in the ether. Swweeeeeeetttttt! Basically, today’s electric Moon in Sag conjunct Mars and the Sun energies will be great for getting all of the things done! While full speed ahead may sound like a dream come true, beware of burnout! We all have our limits (yes, even Bulls). Get done what you can with a boost from the energies but don’t force yourself to keep going on fumes alone. Practical thinking will be key in determining how much is actually doable today. Use your head, Bull!

  • Aries 12-12-23

    Dec 12, 2023… Being royally ticked or having king-sized hurt feelings could happen today if you find yourself or loved ones overreacting to the powerful energy of the Moon in Sag conjunct Mars and the Sun. The vibes will be powerful, but instead of punching first and asking questions later, it might be best to think it through and try to keep a broader perspective of the situation. Using any powerful feelings to power through a challenge or work out a conflict would be better than lowering yourself to anyone else’s drama. Lean into that surge of powerful energy (I mean, who better than you, right?) and use it to your advantage. Now go on with your badassery, Ram.

  • Pisces 12-11-23

    Dec 11, 2023… “We’re going to need a bigger boat!” Pinterest board, vision board, to-do list. Pisces, if your current project list looks like one major cluster-duck, you might be surprised that the energy of the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces could have you tempted to add another project to the pile. There will be an electric energy that could give any new project a boost, and before you kick your own booty over not finishing some of the other projects, first figure out if any older projects have outlived their usefulness. Hey, maybe you were super into underwater basket weaving, but now you much prefer paddle boarding on weekends. If a new project tempts you, it might be time to dive into something new with fresh enthusiasm. You can also table the other projects or toss them — depending on your priorities right now.

  • Aquarius 12-11-23

    Dec 11, 2023… What time is it? Second breakfast time — I mean, adventure time! Aquarius, as fun as lounging around and munching on snacks like a couch potato may seem, that’s not usually your cup of tea and the vibes of the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces today will be promoting something a little more… well, more! Whether you decide to literally go exploring out in the world or you dig into something mentally stimulating, go adventuring today (even if it IS to the diner for Second Breakfast)! The vibes will be perfect for this. Not to mention, some Monday fun can really lighten the weight of the daily grind.

  • Capricorn 12-11-23

    Dec 11, 2023… Manic Monday, Magic Monday — this day could be filled with unexpected adventure, strong energy, and new possibilities while the Moon in Sag will square Saturn in Pisces. Whether it feels manic or magic depends entirely on your attitude. A cruddy attitude could have you juggling responsibilities and trying desperately to hold on to your temper while a can-do attitude could have you seeing adventure and excitement all around. Renewing an old interest? Why not? Plan a surprise for your partner? Just do it! You can see this day as an epic mess of challenges or you can tap into your natural sense of wonder and enjoy every magic Monday.

  • Sagittarius 12-11-23

    Dec 11, 2023… New scales, who dis? Like some freaky snake-scorpion mutant, perhaps it’s time to shed your old skin, Saggy. The Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces vibes today will give you a chance to embrace something new, so don’t be afraid to dip into uncharted waters. There’s so much you have yet to experience! Use the vibes today to try something you’ve always wanted to do but never have. There’s no better time to start living than right ducking meow.

  • Scorpio 12-11-23

    Dec 11, 2023… Dreamy-eyed and drooling? No, Scorpios aren’t necessarily falling in love (I mean, congrats if you are…). Rather, that starry-eyed gaze could be coming from the good vibes promoting the start of something new. The ever-thinking, ready-for-newness Scorpios will be in their element thanks to the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces this Monday. Follow your passions into a new project! The vibes will be right for getting into something a little different than usual. Right on, Scorpster!

  • Libra 12-11-23

    Dec 11, 2023… A new path could have you casting some serious side eye. Especially when that path wasn’t in your careful plans. I feel you, Libra. But the Moon in Sag will square Saturn in Pisces and could have you opening up to new possibilities. You just might find a detour will be just what you needed if you choose to focus on the adventure and novelty rather than the inconvenience. You’ll get to where you’re going no matter what, but it’ll be more pleasant if you loosen up, open up, and enjoy the ride, Scales.