Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-14-23

    Dec 14, 2023… Don’t look now, but your ego is showing like a plumber’s crack. Okay, so it won’t be THAT scary, but actually, Virgos could experience a boost in their self-esteem and ego this Thursday thanks to the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus. The vibes today will be great for feeling good about yourself and spreading positivity around you like a sticky-fingered kid high-fiving people’s faces and leaving strawberry jelly in their wake — but the jelly will be positivity. Spread it everywhere and be radically kind with your sticky goo. Aim for the good today, V.

  • Leo 12-14-23

    Dec 14, 2023… Angered Lion: Pinches person just as a warning. Okay, please don’t be that Leo. Sure, today’s vibes will likely reveal some people’s abrasive sides and that could have some Lions sharpening their claws for war, but you don’t have to give into that vibe. Challenge the Universe by tapping into your higher self and floating above petty arguments and dumb disagreements today by letting your intuition and feeling for what’s right come out to play. I say you’re better than your lowest vibes. Prove me right; be the amazing person you are inside.

  • Cancer 12-14-23

    Dec 14, 2023… Like a yogi in a full-handstand on a paddle board on the ocean on a windy day, you personify zen — or at least, you try, am I right? Your war of balancing your inner opposites will likely have you looking for ways to take care of you and be a help to others at the same time, especially with the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus. It could have you feeling a little irritable at times, but try to steer clear of gossip about those needing your help. Stay humble, and remember to prioritize your own self-care so you can do the helping-other-people thing you like to do. Channel that yogi energy. If anyone can balance this crud without breaking a sweat, it’s you, Crabby.

  • Gemini 12-14-23

    Dec 14, 2023… Nobody peed in your cornflakes, Gemini (I hope). That’d just be the vibes coming from the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus. Though the vibes may not be easy, you can still make today whatever you want it to be. To survive the pee-pocalypse, try avoiding pointless arguments. There may be some disagreements that allow for getting things out in the open and healing and those can be good. But don’t go screaming at people over little things, you dig me? Let’s reach for peace, love, and healing this Thursday, sweet Gem.

  • Taurus 12-14-23

    Dec 14, 2023… Holy over-sized ego, Taurus! Everyone knows you’re all that and a side of fries with an extra yummy carb scoop of mac and cheese, but you might want to be smooth about it. With the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus, you could be feeling like charging your way through it all. You could be tempted to drop a rant on social media about how you work harder, do more, and generally give more of a sheep than anyone else, but doing so would be redundant. Everyone already knows. Be the fabulous beast you are, side of fries and all, but don’t mistake cocky for confidence. Love you, do you, but be the cool you, too.

  • Aries 12-14-23

    Dec 14, 2023… Run into your hidey hole, run back out. What’s a Ram to do? Sure, you want to be there for other people, but you also value your space. You might not know if you need to cuddle the heck out of someone or create a nice cozy blanket fort to hide in all day. Decisions, decisions. Just make sure not to trip on your insecurities today. Instigating arguments or wading into one that’s none of your business could have you wanting a blanket fort, stat! Avoid any bullcrap by giving yourself a nice, healthy balance of space and people-ing. If the day gets all too people-y for your mood, trying to squeeze a little you time can always serve as a backup plan. It can be awesome, Aries… you’ll see.

  • Pisces 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… If your partner, best friend, colleague, or boss keeps casually suggesting this awesome Netflix show on tidying, it may be a not-so-subtle hint that you need to get your crap together, Pisces. Look, maybe you aren’t one to leave a literal mess, but I think you’ll admit you’re not always the best at finishing what you start. The Moon in Cap will conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus and the incoming vibes will be awesome for wrapping up (or throwing out, depending) a few of the projects on your backburner. Get ready for a nice, shiny clean slate to start piling projects on. Knowing you, it might only be clean for, like, half a minute before you start making new plans, but breathe deep and enjoy the heck out of that moment. Try applying that clever mind to come up with a self-care plan in the meantime. Right on!

  • Aquarius 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… Seal the deal. Kiss the girl. Put the bow on top of that wrapped present and call it good, Aquarius. Whatever you’ve been working on (or avoiding working on), it’s about darn time you finish it up. The Moon in Cap will conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus, which means the vibes will be ripe for getting done all the crap you’ve been multitasking on. All of the things! All of the productivity! That may require you to put on pants and face the world, but it’ll be worth it. Finishing stuff up never felt so freeing!

  • Capricorn 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… Today’s energy could feel like one super awesome reboot. No, not for your tablet or computer or phone. Just for you. You could be You 2.0 or whatever. With the Moon in Cap conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you could find it easier to wrap up projects and start fresh. Not just projects either. If you’ve ticked someone off, today could be good for apologizing, making amends, and starting fresh. If someone’s pissed you off (yeah, you’ll probably need the long list for this one), you could practice a little forgiveness today whether anyone asked for it or not. The vibes will be great for wrapping up old stuff for a nice squeaky clean slate going forward, Cap.

  • Sagittarius 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… It’s the end of the world as we know it! Calm down, Saggy. Just because the Moon in Cap will be conjuncting Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus today doesn’t mean it’ll be the end of everything. On the contrary, it’ll help bring you a clean slate and the chance for newness. Wrap up old projects and get ready for the freedom of a fresh, clean plate! Remember, if something ends today, that could just mean the Universe is readying you for some newer, cooler stuff!

  • Scorpio 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… Dream on, Scorpio! No, that’s not sarcasm. The vibes today will be fantastic for dreaming new dreams. But first, you’ll want to finish up your current projects. Don’t leave things undone to pursue new passions or else that crud could haunt you, for reals. Use the energy from the Moon in Cap conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus to conclude your current chapter and get ready to start typing the next arc in your story! Out with the old, in with the brand freaking new!

  • Libra 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… That grin you’ll be rocking could creep someone the heck out. Maybe swap out that laugh from maniacal to pleased, just for good measure. Feels pretty darn good to wrap up projects, doesn’t it, Libra? The Moon in Cap conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus may have you working your booty off to get it done and then enjoying the fruits (preferably in sangria form) of your labor. Soon, you’ll be able to turn the page to a brand new chapter, but before you do that, enjoy the high of success. Now where’s that sangria?