Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-15-23

    Dec 15, 2023… Feeling free and letting it all hang loose? Sounds like my typical Friday night (my pajamas and snuggie ARE pretty loose)! Okay, Virgo, there might actually be such a thing as too much freedom. The Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to square Jupiter in Taurus and vibes of freedom could be calling your name. And it’ll feel great until you’re free falling off the side of a cliff. Enjoy the vibes and do you — within reason. Don’t go jumping off skyscrapers in your journey to feed your soul. Find ways to chase your ambitions and use the vibes to help you — like launching the weekend early, planning a new project that’s been on your mind, or even just getting in those loose pajamas. You’ve got this.

  • Leo 12-15-23

    Dec 15, 2023… The song of freedom ringing in your brain could have you pushing people out the dang way as you race towards your potential. It’ll be all too easy to get tunnel vision with the vibes today. Remember there are people around you! Don’t trample the crowd, Lion. If you need some space, let the people close to you know rather than hiding away. Then when you’re ready to share your accomplishments, you’ll have people standing beside you instead of you standing on a pile of people. Today’s choices can affect tomorrow… but the HOW is up to you — you magical thing, you.

  • Cancer 12-15-23

    Dec 15, 2023… Bow down before the awesome power of the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to square Jupiter in Taurus, you filthy peasants! LOL, okay just kidding… but…. Sure, emotions could run high as the vibes of the Universe hover over you like an arrogant, chubby king eating another leg of mutton. Instead of bowing down like a good little peasant, why not try something wild, like staging a rebellion? Viva la resistance!!!! With a little effort on your part, you can be pretty stable emotionally. You are not a meek servant of the Universe. Use your brain (it’s in there somewhere, buddy!) and choose to rise above any miscommunications that could pop up. Indeed, Crabby, the secret to mastering your emotions is to really get in touch with your thoughts. Try to give it a positive spin today. Fight off any negative self-doubt. Take deep breaths when you feel like raging or crying. Know yourself, understand and acknowledge your emotions. That’s what will give you dominion over your emotions this Friday. Who has the crown now?

  • Gemini 12-15-23

    Dec 15, 2023… Therapist to Gemini: What do we do when we feel a need for space?
    Gem: Go holiday shopping until we feel better.
    Therapist: …No.
    If this feels like you today, you’re not alone. With the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to square Jupiter in Taurus, going out to load up on new shoes might seem preferable to dealing with the bull-shirt of misunderstandings and feeling smothered by everyone else. But shopping won’t be the answer (I mean, it is AN answer… and a tempting one at that… but not the best one). You’ll be better served to focus instead on taking care of you and thinking before you speak rather than going into debt with retail therapy. I mean, maybe one add to cart wouldn’t hurt. Or just grab a Snickers. Do you, Gem.

  • Taurus 12-15-23

    Dec 15, 2023… This Friday you’ll definitely want to flush all those worries down the toilet, Bull. But, have a plunger ready, as with the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to square Jupiter in Taurus, misunderstandings could be a sheep storm that’ll have you wanting to hop the next jet to a sunnier location. While escaping to a tropical island may not be on your agenda (or in your budget), you may want to find a way to get a little space so you don’t get caught up in any nonsense that you don’t need in your life, too. Chill out to a meditation, take a walk in nature, do some quick yoga (chair yoga works, too), or even just take a social media break. If you stay on top of your needs and keep your communications clear, you might not need that plunger after all. Show them how it’s done, Taurus.

  • Aries 12-15-23

    Dec 15, 2023… Remember not to believe everything you think today, Aries. Or say. Or hear. With the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to square Jupiter in Taurus, signals could get crossed in a big way with the ones you love. Don’t assume the worst, and if you feel a need for space, say that. Don’t just give them the silent treatment if you need a break. Instead, let them know you have some big feelings to sort out and ask for the space to do it. You can turn this challenge into a championship if you take care of you, be up front, and you might even learn a thing or two along the way.

  • Pisces 12-14-23

    Dec 14, 2023… As the Fishy of the Zodiac, you’re no stranger to feeling the raw truth of both wanting to help others and wanting them to leave you the heck alone. The Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus energy could have you caught between your ego and your high ideals. Do you take the time to help someone else out, or do you honor your need for space? Why not both? Seriously though. If a Pisces can’t manage the art of the multitask, who seriously can? When you keep your cool, you’ll likely find time to help others and still have a spare moment for enjoying your own company. Who says we can’t have it all?!

  • Aquarius 12-14-23

    Dec 14, 2023… Feeling stuck between a cave full of snakes and an abyss of teddy bears, Aquarius? That might sound like an easy choice, but in fact you could be feeling conflicted between needing space and just plain feeling needy this Thursday. So really, you could feel stuck between snakes and, like, ghost snakes thanks to the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus. Why not just hang out by yourself for a bit if you can swing it? Humans can be kinda slimy, and it’s okay to need a break from peopling. Alone time, here you come.

  • Capricorn 12-14-23

    Dec 14, 2023… Ordering up your favorite breakfast with a big side of leave me the hell alone won’t win you any popularity contests — not that you probably care. With the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus, you could be feeling a trifle bit big for your britches (biggest understatement ever!!!). Avoiding arguments could be a good strategy for both inner and outer peace today: don’t argue with yourself or start stuff with anyone else — not unless you feel 110% sure it could lead to true healing. Focusing on self-care and staying in your lane could help you avoid drama and keep it together. Breathe, Cappy. Whether you have a good day or a bad one will be up to you — just like any other day. You’ve got this.

  • Sagittarius 12-14-23

    Dec 14, 2023… “Don’t test me,” says Saggy with just their eyes. Never a word needed to be uttered. That could be you today thanks to the vibes reflected by the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus. But that doesn’t HAVE to be you. Screw the Universe and its vibes. Be the peace bringer only you know how to be this Thursday! Avoid arguments — unless you can manage a constructive disagreement or debate that brings about healing and growth. How about it, Archer? Be a Phoenix, not a piranha.

  • Scorpio 12-14-23

    Dec 14, 2023… Testy, testy Scorpio. No need to smack faces or push people off the dock of the bay. The vibes today will likely have people on edge and gearing up for battle with the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus, shooting off their cannons like it’s WWZ. Keep a level head and use this insight to guide you away from the explosive naval battles and potential shipwrecks. Let other people hash out their drama if they must, but don’t go engaging in fights or sinking anyone’s battleship, Scorpster. You got better things to do with your life and no one rises above the fray like you. Harmony for the win!

  • Libra 12-14-23

    Dec 14, 2023… Libra, did you put on your sassy pants or your smarty ones today? They may make your booty look fabulous, but no need to crow about how awesome you are. An ego trip won’t be your final destination, but you could be tempted to park the car in that particular garage. With the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus, you could be feeling high on your goals and wanting to get closer to them. At the same time, you could also be feeling the pull of others who need your help. Instead of worrying about whose success takes priority, try to remember that success can be shared. Your inner humanitarian knows that rising together means more than standing alone at the top. Pass on that helping hand!