Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-17-23

    Dec 17, 2023… Somebody’s bringing seshy back (wink, wink). It’s you, Virgo. You’ll be putting the spice in spicy this Sunday. Well, more specifically it’ll be the vibes revealing just how amazing you are. Be yourself and rock what you’ve got. Even if you’re not in the mood for getting your romance on, you can still rock the confidence boost and strut your fine rear right on towards your goals. Those obstacles over there? They’re too busy swooning at your hot vibe to try and stop ya. Get it, V!

  • Leo 12-17-23

    Dec 17, 2023… Are you wearing a wire? Like you’ve been tapped for the CIA, Leos could experience some excellent — eerily on point — ideas and thoughts this Sunday. Lions aren’t sell-outs, so you’re definitely not a planted spy. (Okay, well, maybe you are. You might actually be good at it now that I think about it!) That said, enjoy the vibes as your communication ability peaks today and you can do what you do best… use feeling behind your words. You can do a lot of awesome stuff if you can get people to open up — so use this Superpower for good and not just to get the dirt on your enemies. Now get on out there and light up Sunday, you hottie.

  • Cancer 12-17-23

    Dec 17, 2023… Hashtag this day SpicySunday because dayyyyum! You’ll likely love this day, Cancer, with your desire for connection. The vibes of the Moon moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn could have you engaging in smart conversations. Flirting, sure, but not just that. You could be a natural at meetups, executing jokes with perfect timing and delivery, and if you have a crush, they might be clued in to your amorous intentions today, too. The energy could help you kill it with confidence, and any conflicts that come up could be easily dealt with if you use the strong energy to communicate. Your love of communicating and deep sense of connection with others could have this day feeling like one big happy hug.

  • Gemini 12-17-23

    Dec 17, 2023… As though you’re stuck in a “People of WalMart” photo reel, you could be in for some interesting meet-ups this Sunday. Don’t judge the weirdos, even if they are walking around in giraffe pajamas and crocs, Gem. Instead, take a page out of their book and learn how to live life a little outside the box. You could benefit from seeing what the cardboard cube looks like from a different angle. Inside isn’t always better. Challenge yourself and your own biases, even if it stings a little because, let’s face it, you probably like a little pain with your pleasure anyway. Embrace the vibes coming from the Moon moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn. Put away the judgements and open your mind to new people and new possibilities!

  • Taurus 12-17-23

    Dec 17, 2023… Grand gestures (heck, grand everything!) are often Taurus signature moves. Today’s vibe brought to you by the Moon moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn could have you feeling sassy and showing up with one of your grand romantic gestures. No romance in play? No problem. Your grand gestures could include sending an Uber Eats coffee to a broke friend or even letting someone know how much you appreciate them. Communication will be easy peasy lemon squeezy, and you’ll be adulting like a boss today — just how you like it, Bull. Have fun with the big energy, and go rule this day like the badass we all know and love.

  • Aries 12-17-23

    Dec 17, 2023… Leaving your Ram horns and pelt behind to immerse yourself in all things social could seem like the thing to do today. Of course, introverted Aries may opt for one on one communication or a small squad online. With the Moon moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn, the energy will be sassy, fun, and vastly entertaining. Think better communication and big adulting. Your natural wisdom could guide you to making the most of the day, and your sense of humor could have you navigating any challenges with wisecracks, sarcasm, and your own brand of hilarity. Hashtag all things as SundayFunday — because it legit could be if you let it.

  • Pisces 12-16-23

    Dec 16, 2023… Happy Satur-yay, Fishy! The energy will be coming in hella happy. Think lil prize in the box of cereal happy — only a wee bit more useful since the Moon in Aquarius will square Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus. Maybe a friend drops by with a handy jar opener (or a firmer grip) while you’re cursing the jar of pickles you don’t even want anymore but refuse to give up opening. Surprises come in many forms, and don’t think a practical one can’t be fun and awesome, too. You may even find a new use for an old gift or a way to re-gift something to someone who needs it. However surprises happen, expect the energy to be more “fun surprise party” and less “can of biscuit busting terrifying.” Enjoy the happy vibes, Pisces!

  • Aquarius 12-16-23

    Dec 16, 2023… The gift of moolah is great, but sometimes Aquarians get surprises that they can’t savor or splurge. Bummer, I know. Well, WB, this Saturday’s vibes of the Moon in Aquarius square Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus will likely bring some practical gifts or simple surprises your way. Your challenge will be to learn how to appreciate the practical. Don’t get bummed out if someone surprises you with an umbrella or a kind word instead of a gift card. It’ll rain eventually, but do you really need more Applebee’s gift cards today? No, you don’t. (Okay, well, maybe.)

  • Capricorn 12-16-23

    Dec 16, 2023… Like an extra paycheck you weren’t expecting but get to keep, Saturday’s energy will be ripe for awesome surprises. With the Moon in Aquarius square Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus, expect the surprises to be of the practical variety — useful help, needed gifts, and general goodwill. Your tendency to see the best in people could be richly rewarded today with acts of kindness that could have you wanting to show some kindness of your own. Go get your Satur-yay on, Cappy!

  • Sagittarius 12-16-23

    Dec 16, 2023… Have you been wanting to do something nice for someone close to you, but usually just end up overwhelmed or can’t choose? Well, Saggy, I have some good news for you! One, you aren’t a failure. I love you, Bebe. Secondly, the vibes in the air today will be great for thinking up special gifts or problem-solving ideas that can be super useful and helpful for your loved ones. You can make an impact. Surprise them with your brilliance, because it can be totally at your fingertips today if you let it in.

  • Scorpio 12-16-23

    Dec 16, 2023… Psst. Hey, you. I’ve got a good deal for ya under my trench coat. Wanna see? SURPRISE, Scorpio! No, I’m not naked (yikes). I’m showing you that the Universe will be on its best behavior as the Moon in Aquarius squares Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus — and it’ll be sending unexpected, unique surprises or changes on the vibes this Saturday! Keep your ears peeled and your eyes listening for the little things that can pop up unforeseen. There be good crud going around today. Get your fill, Scorpster!

  • Libra 12-16-23

    Dec 16, 2023… Saturday plus the Moon in Aquarius squares Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus? Heck yes to a weekend dripping in awesome sauce, Scales. If you open yourself up to being surprised and delighted, then any unexpected thing that comes your way could be made practical and useful. You’re like the MacGuyver of the Zodiac — THE innovative, brilliant dude or dudette who can use masking tape to save the world. Okay, today likely won’t be that dramatic so don’t pin your hopes on starring in the feature film about your weekend. Instead, be open to help, kindness, and happy surprises, and you’ll have a kickbutt day!