Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… No offense, but you’re looking a little bloated. When’s the last time you took some Pepto? I’m not trying to know your business, but it’s maybe time for a system flush, buddy. You’re in luck because today’s vibes will be all about preparing for a new slate as the Moon hits aspects to Mercury and Jupiter. Deal with the ish that’s been building up so that you’ll be free for new pursuits, Virgo! Lighten your load today and you can chase new dreams tomorrow.

  • Leo 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… Toke, toke, toking on the hookah of today’s productive vibes, Leos will likely be flying HiGH and sTrOnG this Wednesday. The Moon in Cap will be conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus, which means closing up old projects so you can focus on new ventures will be supported by the energies in the air. Your emotional nature and intuitive power shall pair quite well with the energies, like Cabernet Sauvignon and a juicy, rare steak. Yum! Time for some midnight munchie snacks…

  • Cancer 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… The way you could be getting crud done might have people thinking you’ve been commanding yellow minions to help you out under the radar, Cancer. Your natural inclination toward communication and higher thinking could serve you extra well, and with the Moon in Cap conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you can expect to check off all the marks on your to-do list for a nice, clean start. Just make sure to enjoy the feeling of success before looking for something else to do. You’ll have earned it!

  • Gemini 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… Beaming from ear to ear, Geminis could seem like they’re on happy pills this Wednesday. Like, I’ll have what they’re having! The vibes today will be productive (times 1,000) which means projects can more easily get wrapped up with neat, little bows — just how Gems like it! With the Moon in Cap’s multiple aspects, you could even feel a little frisky with all these good vibes going around. Eat it up, my friend. For astrology’s sake, you’re overdue for a dose of the goodness!

  • Taurus 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… You know how people say go big or go home? Well, you went big; now you can go home. Insert your version of a touchdown, victory, or general-all-around happy dance here, Taurus. Today will be about completing projects and getting a fresh start. Once you’ve wrapped up whatever crap you’ve got to do while the Moon in Cap conjuncts Mercury and trines Jupiter in Taurus, you could work in some seriously needed (and well-earned) self-care time before you even think about starting the next task. Treat yourself, and enjoy the nice reprieve before it all starts again with a new task. Go have a Bull-worthy rest if you can, my friend, and be proud of how hard you’ve worked to get it done.

  • Aries 12-13-23

    Dec 13, 2023… Aries must love school supplies, right? Everything shiny and new? Well, you may just love the vibes of the Moon in Aquarius. What the hell does that have to do with school supplies, you ask? As well you might! The energy will be ripe for finishing old projects and getting ready for a fresh start with a Moon in Cap conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus. There seems to be a power in a clean slate — in our relationships and at work. Whatever we may have screwed up in the past, a clean slate gives us a chance to try again and do better. It’s so much more than making things shiny and new; we can also use this energy to forgive ourselves and others, work on figuring out our priorities, and even realigning our lives with our dreams. That’s some powerful stuff, am I right??? So focus on wrapping up old projects and getting closure in order to clear the way for good things to come in.

  • Pisces 12-12-23

    Dec 12, 2023… Oh, Pisces. It may actually feel like a crab crawled right up your ass, but it didn’t. You may be tempted to climb right back into bed and binge watch Netfix and eat ice cream until the Moon just flipping stops conjuncting Mars and the Sun. You may even be tempted (gasp!) to blame the heavens for your problems. But, no, you might get hit deep in the feels by something, and it may feel like retreat will be your best option, (and do that if you absolutely have to), but this will simply be a vibe to urge you to see what you need to get rid of in your life, and what can be rebuilt for an even better tomorrow. That’s not a bad thing. Self-care could come in handy, if you feel so inclined. Take good care of you, Pisces.

  • Aquarius 12-12-23

    Dec 12, 2023… Holy freaking feels, Aquarius! All the feels! Every last one! The Moon in Sag will conjunct Mars and the Sun and the resulting energy could be a real downer when it comes to feeling all the feels. It could be easy for reactions to be as strong as this powerful energy. While it could feel tempting to fall deep into your feelings, it could serve you so much better if you keep perspective. Remember that the rest of the Zodiac will be experiencing this same surge of energy. Someone may have stepped on your toes while dealing with their own crud, so don’t assume their intentions were bad. Use your superpower to think and then communicate. Talk it out. Seek clarity. Avoid getting wrapped up in hurt feelings. Take the reigns and steer this powerful day into greatness!

  • Capricorn 12-12-23

    Dec 12, 2023… Hear me BAAAAA! Okay, that doesn’t sound nearly as empowering as a lion roaring or what the fox says, but the sentiment is still there. This Tuesday will be full of powerful Moon in Sag conjunct Mars and the Sun, sand you could totally use this energy to your advantage, happy Cappy. The stars in your eyes and determination in your heart could be unleashed into the world today with the full force of these empowering vibes. Chase those dreams of yours, Goat! Ba-freaking-aaa.

  • Sagittarius 12-12-23

    Dec 12, 2023… Don’t stop believing! Sag, you could be feeling pretty powerful today, maybe even invincible. While that’ll be kinda really awesome, you’ll want to avoid going too far and chasing far-out (dangerous) dreams. Don’t storm Area 51, for instance. Because you will probably get dead. And then you won’t meet any aliens ever. Because you’ll be dead. Use the energies today to pursue some practical ambitions, like your job, working on some fanfiction, cosplay outfits, or whatever floats your fantasy boat. Area 51 be damned!

  • Scorpio 12-12-23

    Dec 12, 2023… Like a dog cowering behind the curtains because someone uttered the word “bath”, Scorpio will likely try to hide from their problems this Tuesday. If anyone even whispers the word “emotions”, you will likely want to run in the opposite direction (Facts are facts. Sorry not sorry.).The Moon in Sag will conjunct Mars and the Sun, which means emotions could be turnttt uppp. You may get the urge to hide under the covers and avoid the whole damn day. Sucks because there’s no hiding from life (Trust me, I’ve tried. Several times.). What’s a Scorpster to do when the going gets tough? You get tougher! Use that brilliant brain of yours to problem solve and work through whatever emotions pop up — the good and the bad. Be the badass you’ve always been meant to be.

  • Libra 12-12-23

    Dec 12, 2023… Enthusiastic dreamer or wicked-tongued d-bag? Things could go either way for Libras this Tuesday thanks to the powerful vibes coming from Moon in Sag conjunct Mars and the Sun. If you can keep positivity and harmony at the forefront of your mind, you could accomplish some great stuff. But if you instead let rotten emotions rule your actions, you could turn into a mythic dumpster fire, biting off heads left and right. Perspective and balance will be key in how you use the vibes, Scales. Now get out there and spread some epic Tuesday sunshine.