Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 5-26-26

    Transformation Tuesday may be just another hashtag most weeks, but the energy today will be fierce for personal growth. Sweet! Fishy, maybe you normally get things twisted and see the small hurts as more than they are; after all, you do have high ideals and expectations. Today, you might find yourself remarkably untwisted — for a Pisces anyway. Taking things in stride will be part of leveling up your growth game and taking in new information. Stay chill and seek to learn something new.

  • Aquarius 5-26-26

    Prone to feeling butt hurt, Aquarius? Well, the vibes today can help you deal better with any hurt feelings you might be carrying around over the little things. Kick that crap to the curb. You have better things to spend your time on than wallowing in a pity party for one — not that YOU’D do that, amiright? BUT, just in case you needed a reminder to not sweat the small stuff, today’s energy can promote healing from the little things and being able to start fresh… right now. So, what’s it gonna be, WB? You ready to rule this day, rip off the bandaid, and get to you? Yassss!

  • Capricorn 5-26-26

    Cappy, you are not afraid to face your problems, but fueling the flames could burn down the whole town. Sure, you’ll take on the Universe. Sounds like a fun time. On the downside, with today’s energy, you may become rather irritable and lash out at the people around you if the Universe turns out to be not-so-challenging (or more challenging than you predicted). You can’t roundhouse kick the Universe. The battle today will be emotional and mental, if you so choose to accept this quest. Don’t get too frustrated, dear Cap, because you’ve got the skills to own this Tuesday. Optimism? Heck yeah. Determination? Check. Rearing for a fight? Surely. Emotional intelligence? Well, this vibe can help you work on that… Get your inner steam engine ready, because you will be like the Energizer Bunny once you get going. Still, you’re a winner… so get on out into the world because you are simply incredible.

  • Sagittarius 5-26-26

    I am legend! Saggy, it’s about dang time you learned how amazing you are. Embrace the vibes today that can facilitate growing as a person and becoming more aware of your strengths. You focus enough on your weaknesses. Don’t you? Yeah… you do. Gotta work on that, don’t we? This Tuesday, learn about what sets you apart from the rest of the Signs — explore the benefits of being an intense force of nature, an empath, and an intuitive spirit. Wield the vibes of self-discovery!

  • Scorpio 5-26-26

    Friendly, loveable weirdo or cold-hearted d-bag: two sides of the same Scorpio coin. With today’s energy, Scorpsters could be challenged to balance the vibes as you teeter between pursuing incredible growth or suffering from an irritating case of aloofness. Honestly, the way the vibes show up in your life this Tuesday will be 100% up to you. You can use them to grow and learn and do amazing lovely things or you could be a lazy bonez and let the Universe push you into detaching from the world. Totally up to you. No judgements here… (cough, cough).

  • Libra 5-26-26

    Growing up may not be a stretch for you, Scales, but the vibes today could have you taking a new approach on grudges and hurt feelings. Instead of giving the silent treatment or cold shoulder (or updating your carefully constructed plot for revenge), you may find that you handle the crud better by focusing on your own goals and not letting the bullcrap put a hitch in your impressive stride. As much as you want to school others in how NOT to be d-bags, you could come to the realization that you don’t have to BE one to school one. Instead, you can keep moving ahead and minding your business. Reach your goals without sweating the haters you pass on the way!

  • Virgo 5-26-26

    Feeling as restless as a crackhead awaiting their dealer, Virgo? Well, luckily for you, I’ve got your fix right here, buddy. The vibes today will be great for dealing better with hurt feelings and underlying emotions. Get a handle on this stuff NOW and quit having to deal with nonsense that’s holding you down and making you feel caged. You can’t run headfirst into life until you deal with the pile of crap you’re lugging behind you. Use the vibes to work through those tough emotions today and you could just find your restlessness cured. Ah, sweet freedom!

  • Leo 5-26-26

    Determination, absolute ideologies, and the Infinity Gauntlet? Welcome to the Lion’s secret lair! Okay, Leos might seem emotional and like they’re going to destroy the world, but they truly do want what’s best for their loved ones. Today’s vibes will be all about education and growth today, so use these vibes to learn how to better convey your intentions and achieve your goals for the “betterment of humanity” (that’s totally code for world domination). You are inevitable.

  • Cancer 5-26-26

    Treating yourself doesn’t mean you should rob a bank, change your name, and move to your own private island. It sounds dang good in theory, but you’ll miss having an audience to appreciate your wit, and your spicy soul would grow restless with all the pointless relaxation. Then you’d be too busy worrying about getting caught and wearing orange to truly enjoy all the pointless relaxation anyway, am I right? No, my Crabby friend, you’ll be better off using the vibes today to find other ways of treating yourself that don’t involve a life of crime and running away from your problems. Binge watch a serial killer documentary, buy a new notebook to help keep your crap together, or spend a few minutes organizing your space for efficiency AND ambiance. Whatever tickles your pickle and challenges you to learn something you didn’t know will help you rock this day.

  • Gemini 5-26-26

    Well, let’s just stick you in some dirt with Miracle Grow and some cow manure and see what comes of it, shall we? What happens when a Gemini evolves to the next level?! Learning, growing, evolving — all that good stuff will be in the energies today. Slurp it up like a slushie from Seven Eleven and when you’re over the brainfreeze, you might just be excited at all the possibilities.

  • Taurus 5-26-26

    Do you know the exact note and pitch that comes from a hummingbird’s cute little face in mating season? No? Me, neither. You should look that up today. Taurus the Always Learning may not be quite as catchy of a title as something with “Bull” in it, but you’ll be able to rock the daylights out of newfound knowledge today. Could be a good night for a little trivia or to take on a new project at work. You could even learn a little more about yourself if you deal with hurt feelings with a conversation — rather than reacting. Go learn the things and do the stuff, and you could have a super nerdy, but amazing, day.

  • Aries 5-26-26

    Instead of being tripped up by hurt feelings, Aries, you’ll find that your warm, gooey center will likely feel protected by your Sherpa-lined fins and scales. Bam! Haters gonna hate and players gonna play — but you won’t be needing to give a rat’s ass today. Feel free to embrace cozy, welcome confidence. In fact, you’ll be sailing along being a better person and learning new stuff without even feeling more than an inkling of a temptation to clap back so hard their heads spin. Nope, not you. You’ll be a no-drama llama today, my friend.