Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-13-23

    Nov 13, 2023… Think of a big yellow balloon, happily floating at a park on a clear day. Whether that balloon is held by a happy child enjoying the day out or by a big scary knife-wielding clown freaking the crap out of everyone in sight… well, that may be the perfect representation of the vibe today will have. Thoughts could have best case scenario/worst case scenario feels depending on your state of mind. A positive outlook could feel enhanced while a negative one could take dark, twisty turns. With the Moon in Scorpio conjunct the Sun and Mars and opposing Uranus in Taurus, healing energy will be in the air along with a strong sense of self-worth. Use that energy to power through dark thoughts or ride the wave of good ones. Stick to the path, steadfast Virgins, and avoid creepy clowns.

  • Leo 11-13-23

    Nov 13, 2023… The Moon in Scorpio will be messing around with Mars, the Sun and Uranus, which means the vibes could goad you into your lower vibes of carelessness and being just plain irresponsible. Just say no! Instead, tap into the vibes that promote a fresh perspective and healthy self-esteem. There will be good and not-so-good at play in the air this Monday. Which vibes you choose to embrace will be up to you. When the Moon is kissing BOTH the Sun and Mars, Darling, it simply reflects a time to be the you-est you there is… just choose your higher calling. Cool?

  • Cancer 11-13-23

    Nov 13, 2023… Well, what in the actual hoopdie doo is the Moon doing? This Monday, the Moon in Scorpio will be conjunct the Sun and Mars and opposing Uranus in Taurus. Talk about a firey ish storm of insanity. Yay for the Earth signs, I guess, but this could be a wee bit too in-you-face for a Crab’s comfort. There’s some good news. Among all the chaos, there will be excellent vibes for a greater perspective and even some healing for what ails you. Show those Earth signs how emotional intelligence is done. Tap into the positive vibes, embrace the amazing and you can make it through this Monday on top.

  • Gemini 11-13-23

    Nov 13, 2023… It could be one wild ride with the Moon in Scorpio conjunct the Sun and Mars and opposing Uranus in Taurus. The vibes will be bigger than big, which will be awesome news for a good day. Ever the expert at all things deep and complicated, you may be relieved to know that healing and a healthy perspective could also be on the agenda. Instead of seeing a wrecking ball of destruction in these big vibes, consider how clearing out the crap in your life can make room for good vibes. You can enjoy an elevated sense of well-being and use it to get closer to your goals. The day may come in like a wrecking ball, but you can make it your bitch all the same.

  • Taurus 11-13-23

    Nov 13, 2023… Ready for absolute freaking chaos? Of course! You’re a Taurus, after all. Bulls have back-up plans for their back-up plans because you’re too stubborn to ever accept defeat. Well, the vibes today will bring in an element of “too muchness” thanks to the Moon in Scorpio conjunct the Sun and Mars and opposing Uranus in Taurus. So, the good will become great (yay!) and the bad will become flipping awful with a side of sucking lemons (boo!). Let it simply inspire you to master it like the boss you are. You’ll be your prepared self for whatever extremes may come your way, Taurus. You will thrive!

  • Aries 11-13-23

    Nov 13, 2023… Size does matter. Just look at the big vibes of the Moon in Scorpio conjunct the Sun and Mars and opposing Uranus in Taurus today. Big, bigger, biggest won’t be a competition today; it’ll be about escalating whatever mood you find yourself in. Feel like crap? Hope you hoarded enough toilet paper to last. Feeling pretty damn awesome? Prepare to feel like you just won the mega-millions. The energy will be ripe for healing, perspective, and self-esteem, so if you find yourself wading through the poop, remember that today will be all about perspective. You CAN make those big vibes work in your favor. This vibe could give you a mood boost before the day ends if you’re open to it.

  • Pisces 11-12-23

    Nov 12, 2023… Want to avoid an emotional hangover? Maybe don’t trip and fall face first down the rabbit hole of feelings. Your insecurities could trip you up today with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus. Instead, of eating your feelings or over thinking (over-feeling even) your entire life, use the strong emotional energy to talk — or write, draw it out. Extra desserts won’t feel quite as good as being able to say that thing you’ve been wanting to say. If your inner voice sounds like a mean bully today, do what you do with any bully — ignore them or knock them out — because you are awesome, Fishy!

  • Aquarius 11-12-23

    Nov 12, 2023… Juggling feral cats might be a better idea than trying to do all the things at once — and epic-ly failing at all of them. Your work, your relationship… hell, your LIFE requires more than your half-hearted attention while you try to multitask. Instead of trying to overdo it, pick a task or two that you can give your undivided, complete attention and start there. Quality over quantity will be key today, and the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus should give your communication a boost. You don’t always have to be so extra, Water Bearer. Focus on the thing you do best and rock it — hard.

  • Capricorn 11-12-23

    Nov 12, 2023… Feeling ravenous and ready to eat the whole world? Maybe have a candy bar and calm down, Cap. Just don’t eat 20 of them in an hour. There will be overindulgence in the air today and it could be really flipping hard to hold back on nomming and overspending. But a tough task has never deterred a Goat! You can overcome these Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus vibes by practicing a little self-restraint today. I believe in you. So, believe in yourself!

  • Sagittarius 11-12-23

    Nov 12, 2023… The Moon in Scorpio will oppose Jupiter in Taurus. You may be tempted to say “Screw patience,” and go all in on a project or in a relationship, but the energy won’t be great for impulse or overindulgence. Eat a Snickers, and talk out your feelings. The vibes will be easier for coming across as assertive more than aggressive. No one to talk to? Write that stuff down. Get it out before you dive into something you may regret when you feel a little less hangry and caught up in the feels, Saggy. Focus your passion and motivation toward getting stuff done and dealing with those feelings instead. Go forth and be a badass!

  • Scorpio 11-12-23

    Nov 12, 2023… As if you weren’t overwhelmed enough absorbing other people’s emotions, Scorpio, you will be getting a huge helping of increased ability to communicate about feelings this Sunday. That could be fantastic or sucky depending on if you embrace or resist the vibes. My suggestion is to embrace the vibes, but what the heck do I know? Well… I’ll tell you what… write or talk about your emotions freely and without fear and you could feel a weight lifted from you heart. Resist the vibes and that weight might just get heavier. Choose wisely, Scorpster.

  • Libra 11-12-23

    Nov 12, 2023… Alright, alright alriiight! The Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus will reflect vibes that can increase your ability to communicate feelings, Libra. Will you use these vibes to better communicate and spread your truth? Like that’s even a question. Of course you will! Just be mindful that this will be “emotional” communication. Be wary of letting anger or jealousy spew out of your mouth, Scales. Use your powers for good with good intentions. Okay? Sounds like a solid plan.