Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-14-23

    Nov 14, 2023… Like having a car battery hooked up to your nipples (don’t try this at home, kids!), Virgos could be feeling quite the zap of energy thanks to the Moon in Sag, probably tongue kissing with Mercury and trine Saturn. If you don’t find a way to let that energy out, you could end up bursting at the seams! Finish up those projects from forever ago that you forgot about or make some new Terrific Tuesday plans. Do what you can to use up the super-charged vibes and you may be able to contribute something meaningful to the world.

  • Leo 11-14-23

    Nov 14, 2023… Screaming MOVE MOVE MOVE at the car in front of you won’t make it go. Same applies to pushing friends, partners, or colleagues to see things your way. The energy of the Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces will be so hella huge, and you’ll want to be careful not to come across as pushy. Sit your butt back down and let other people have a say for a much more harmonious day. Hey, you think all the bad words you want, but keep it cool and your quiet power will be be felt. You’ve got this, Leo!

  • Cancer 11-14-23

    Nov 14, 2023… Whew! What a rush! The vibes this Tuesday will be chock full of magnificence. You could actually be feeling pretty dang good if you tap into these energies. Just don’t turn into a monster of a Crab and allow that Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces power to make you salty. You’ve got way too much style to waste on that. Let that intense and breathtaking side of you out to play for a memorable day.

  • Gemini 11-14-23

    Nov 14, 2023… The heart may want what it wants, but if the heart comes accompanied by a Gemini with an agenda, it may not go over so well. The Moon in Sag will be conjunct Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces, and the energy will be impressive. While getting out there and getting stuff done could have powerful results, pushing other people to get on the same page may not go the way you want. Want to connect with others? Let your personal power shine through without expectations. That can draw the right kind of people and situations to you today.

  • Taurus 11-14-23

    Nov 14, 2023… Hey, hey! You, you! I don’t like your attitude. I jest, I jest… You see, Bull, the Moon in Sag will be conjunct Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces today, which means you could benefit from some assertive vibes. Stand up for what you believe in! Just don’t turn into a raging maniac or become super pushy (e.g. trying to shove your plans down someone’s throat like you’re pouring hot lava into their esophagus). Use these vibes for the side of good, Taureans. Because THAT is what you are. You’re magnificent.

  • Aries 11-14-23

    Nov 14, 2023… Feeling spicy today, my Ram-bunctious friend? The Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces energy could have a powerful vibe this lovely Tuesday. While the energy could have you winning big in love and life, try not to trip yourself up by being pushy to get where you want to go. Be as epic as you want to be, but let everyone else do the same. Your love could be needed, so go out and love big to have a super extra kind of day.

  • Pisces 11-13-23

    Nov 13, 2023… We’re going to need a bigger boat to deal with the energy coming our way. You could find yourself feeling like a giant shark with a whole buffet of human deliciousness. If you find yourself hating on the vibes, switch up your perspective. Even yucky days will offer healing opportunities, but fantastic days will elevate your self-esteem. Navigating emotions will be a breeze as long as you remember that you are the captain of this particular ship, Pisces.

  • Aquarius 11-13-23

    Nov 13, 2023… Today may have you chucking all your worries into the f-it bucket where they belong. The Moon in Scorpio conjunct the Sun and Mars and opposing Uranus in Taurus will bring with it powerful energy. If your day starts fine, it may get fabulous. A vibe like this will blow up how you are feeling and make it more… HUGE. The energy will also be strong for perspective and self-esteem, so if you figure out the day’s lesson, you’ll feel like a badass at the same time. Keep focused, and if your day feels fabulous, keep it going and spread a little extra around.

  • Capricorn 11-13-23

    Nov 13, 2023… Does your “thing” seem bigger than usual, Capricorn? Well, that’s not a surprise because the vibes today will bring the heckin into heckin huge with the Moon in Scorpio conjunct the Sun and Mars and opposing Uranus in Taurus. Whereas the situation you’ll deal with would normally be kinda meh or sort of good, the vibes can transform that into hella sucky or freaking awesome. All will not be lost! An optimistic perspective can go a long way in turning that huge “thing” back into just meh. Whatever hugeness happens, you’ll get through it. Get out there and reach those goals, Goats!

  • Sagittarius 11-13-23

    Nov 13, 2023… You know how annoying people ask if you want the good news or the bad news first? Yeah, I hate those questions, too. Unless you’re one of them, and then DANG this just got awkward. Anyway… I’ve got good news for you. Today, the Moon in Scorpio will be conjunct the Sun and Mars and opposing Uranus in Taurus. That all just makes all the vibes seem bigger… even that ones that can be confusing and a little questionable. What does this mean? The vibes will be strong for healing and self-esteem, so yay! Big vibes don’t have to equal a bad Monday, Saggy. So, strap on some stilts, elevator shoes, or high heels or sit on a pillow and get big.

  • Scorpio 11-13-23

    Nov 13, 2023… Get ready for a huge helping of this magical goo known as healthy self esteem, Scorpster! It’s even better than glittery unicorn poop, I swear. Open yourself up to the good vibes today and allow your brain to actually think positive thoughts about you. A little bit of being kind to yourself can go a long way on the road to happiness. And today’s vibe with the Moon in Scorpio conjunct the Sun and Mars and opposing Uranus in Taurus will be full of heaping helpings of the stuff. Eat up, Scorpio.

  • Libra 11-13-23

    Nov 13, 2023… Scales, the Moon in Scorpio will be conjunct the Sun and Mars and opposing Uranus in Taurus today, allowing for ideas to flow free and strong. Like, hella strong. Add that to the fact that your ideas tend to be closely tied to your sense of self, and Houston, we may have a problem. You could end up being very touchy and sensitive today, especially if someone argues with you over your ideas. You could struggle with biting your tongue and end up wanting to pour acid all over somebody’s behind if they get on your bad side today. Knowing this, it’s up to you to take it easy on the truth-spewing today. Try to find little things that give you peace of mind and joy throughout your day in order to stay grounded. The fate of the world rests in your hands, Libra. Okay, okay… maybe it doesn’t… but the outcome of your day will be in your power to decide!