Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-16-23

    Nov 16, 2023… If reaching your goals was an Olympic event, you’d be getting the gold, Virgo. Sadly, it’s not, but that doesn’t stop you from climbing higher to get where you want to go. With the Moon in Cap square Venus in Libra and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you may find it even easier to move forward and say what exactly you want. What’s more, you may find that a new direction reveals itself to you. Think different options, new paths, or even a new project. You may not be an Olympic athlete, but no one said you couldn’t go out and celebrate like you just won the day. Cheers, V!

  • Leo 11-16-23

    Nov 16, 2023… Okay, so your plan for world harmony may have had some holes in it. Fear not, Leo, because the Moon in Cap will square Venus in Libra and trine Jupiter in Taurus, so the vibes will be great for rethinking ideas that haven’t worked out. Learn and rethink. World peace may still be within your grasp! Or, you know, whatever other goals you have in mind. It doesn’t have to be a global thing. Whatever you desire, see the results clearly in your mind and use the vibes to adjust your plans and then forge ahead. Your goals are just beyond the horizon, Lion.

  • Cancer 11-16-23

    Nov 16, 2023… Your change game could be fierce today, Cancer. Which doesn’t mean you should change up on the one you’re with by ghosting them. That’s not the kind of change up we’re talking about. With the Moon in Cap square Venus in Libra and trine Jupiter in Taurus, the vibes will be strong for switching directions to find a new way to make your dreams happen — and you might find it easier to open up about those dreams. Considering why old plans didn’t work could lead you to revelations about ones that could. Don’t be afraid to take a new direction if you find a better path. Your growth game will be strong, and if something doesn’t help you grow, throw it into the dumpster fire with the whole last year and let it go. Keep growing, Crabby!

  • Gemini 11-16-23

    Nov 16, 2023… A roadblock on your path to success could lead you into a major malfunction today. Keep your sheep together, Gemini! Well, first get it together, and then keep it together. Borrow some optimism from a Sag or something, because one dang roadblock isn’t the end of the road. Use the wisdom energies in the air to learn how you can change direction and find a new way to go after your dreams. There’s more than one route to DisneyLand, you know? Get your GPS ready for a reroute and don’t you dare give up. You’ve got some dreams to achieve, Gem!

  • Taurus 11-16-23

    Nov 16, 2023… Tell the world to put on shades because there’ll be no hiding your shine today, Taurus. The energy of the Moon in Cap square Venus in Libra and trine Jupiter in Taurus could have you standing out as a leader. Whether it’s coming through with a dynamic date night plan, showing off your creativity on a project, or even talking that one friend out of drunk dialing the ex, you’ll be on FIRE with energy. Expect things to get lit — as long as you use that strong energy to empower, not to control. Don’t let anyone dull your shine, Bull.

  • Aries 11-16-23

    Nov 16, 2023… A wise Ram once said, “Communication is key to achieving your dreams.” He was rainbow colored. And he frolicked away through a field of candy canes. I might have been tripping when I saw that, but the advice is solid. Aries, take advantage of the vibes today because they’ll be promoting some great communication and you could find you have an easier time getting your points across. The vibes will be good and so, too, can be your communication today. Thanks, Rainbow Fish. I know you’ve goat this!

  • Pisces 11-15-23

    Nov 15, 2023… Hope you ordered all the lessons because that’s what will be on the menu today, Pisces. Before you turn up your nose at the Universe’s offerings, use your famous mental agility to consider how to use those lessons to make headway on your goals. Lessons don’t have to leave a bitter taste; some could be pretty sweet. The Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces could bring in strong healing vibes if you open up to learning whatever insights will be available. So, go out and learn — and if a lesson tastes bitter, here’s a pro-tip: wash out the taste with water, the other adult beverage, and keep moving toward your lofty goals.

  • Aquarius 11-15-23

    Nov 15, 2023… Not to embarrass you or anything, Aquarius, but your nurturing nature is showing! (No, that’s not a euphemism). Don’t hide it. Embrace the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces vibes today to help heal other people and maybe even yourself. You could be called upon as a shoulder to cry on or sought out for your advice on a tough situation. Put on your Mom jeans or Dad bod and get to work, WB. You will likely have some metaphorical (or literal) kids to care for.

  • Capricorn 11-15-23

    Nov 15, 2023… Looks like the Universe will be dishing out a big serving of lessons today. Don’t be intimidated, Cap. You may associate lessons with rules, No 2 pencils, tests, grades, and memorizing crap you’ll never use again, but that’s not how the Universe schools us. This won’t be a pass or fail kind of day. Instead, the energy of the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces will be strong for clarity, healing, and making strides toward a goal. So sit back, relax, and listen to your intuition. Don’t worry; there won’t be a pop quiz on what you learned.

  • Sagittarius 11-15-23

    Nov 15, 2023… Sagittarians are kinda like the therapists who don’t ever go to therapy themselves. When their friends need someone to unload on, the loyal Saggies are always there. Ask a Sag about their feelings? Good luck cracking that open! It’s sealed with superglue. And gorilla glue. And some glitter glue to make it pretty… Anyway, you — like everyone else on planet Earth — deserve to unload your deep emotions and feelings. Stop trying to hold yourself together with glue. You’re deeply emotional (Captain Obvious!); you just might always have the feeling the you’re too much. Seek out people to talk to. Journal about your feelings. Create art to express your emotions. Do SOMETHING with the emotions you have except for hiding them inside yourself. Because if you hold them in, they could eat you alive from the inside out, like some sort of alien parasite. You’re better than alien chow.

  • Scorpio 11-15-23

    Nov 15, 2023… Failure? No, Scorpios don’t fail. They’d rather not making any decision at all than risk an epic fail. They learn from less than ideal experiences, nothing less. With the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces, you could be in for some learning and experience gaining! Don’t get dismayed (as if you would?!). These learning moments could very well help you in gaining experience toward your goals. No need to be glum if you experience some potholes on the road today. Rub some dirt in the wound and keep driving, Scorpster.

  • Libra 11-15-23

    Nov 15, 2023… Resting beast face goes with anything, does it not, Libra? It certainly goes well with the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces. The vibe may be serious and filled with lessons. I mean, not the kind of lessons with chalkboards or powerpoints and crap but life lessons for sure. Think of it like a video game. Learn the lessons to level up to the next challenge. So put away the cranky mug and get that game face on instead.