Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-18-23

    Nov 18, 2023… There will be days when the acid trip of reality turns a rhinoceros into a Pegasus and you just gotta go with the flow. Well, Virgo-a-doodle, your knack for smarts, coupled with today’s vibes, AND the fact that the Moon in Aquarius will square Jupiter in Taurus and trine Venus in Libra today will likely open your eyes and have you seeing a friendship in a new light. Wake up calls all around. What you do with your new realization is totally up to you. Your optimism for the best outcome can be your guide today. The Universe, after all, is a just a punk and can’t control how you feel or react. You can make it what you want to be. The choice to do something with your new feelings is all yours to own. So own it.

  • Leo 11-18-23

    Nov 18, 2023… Sometimes you have to crack a few eggs before you can make an omelet. Today’s energies could draw you into losing yourself in something this Saturday. That’s totally groovy for a Leo, because your vibe has the deep emotional intelligence to tackle anything. Not so much the other signs — they may not roll well with the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus and trine Venus in Libra. A lot of people can’t pour themselves into something fully and then be able to bounce back from that when needed like you can. So, the real challenge today will be dealing with someone gently if they are being clingy while you’re trying to do your thing. YES, I said GENTLY. Otherwise, when you lose yourself in something you’re feeling something about, you’re bound to discover things you’d never realized before.

  • Cancer 11-18-23

    Nov 18, 2023… Today’s energy might start you out feeling more lost than a shark that ended up in a tornado. Clinging for dear life to a partner, crush, or bestie might seem like a smart survival strategy — unless you begin to lose yourself in them. Cancer, your need for connection might be as overwhelming as trying to outrun that bitey shark in a massive tornado, but with the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus and trine Venus in Libra, the energy will be ideal for insights into your relationships. Being able to find your way without grabbing on to the nearest human and drowning them with your needs could help you have stronger relationships and a better sense of your own goals today. The person you most need to connect with today will be you.

  • Gemini 11-18-23

    Nov 18, 2023… Like experiencing an earthquake while riding on the ferris wheel, the Universe is about to shake things up for Geminis. The vibes of the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus and trine Venus in Libra will likely bring you to a higher consciousness that has you seeing a relationship or friendship in a new light. No, that isn’t a cue for you to pack up and relocate to the farthest country. In order to grow stronger, you’ll need to face this change and the emotions (gagging noises) that come with it. Believe it or not — actually, I take that back — take a leap of faith and BELIEVE that things will work out for the better. Change can mean progress and excitement. If you focus on a positive outcome and choose kindness and understanding as your default setting, then the outcome will likely be more positive than you imagined. Use that clever brain of yours to make good things come out of this change! It’ll be a-okay.

  • Taurus 11-18-23

    Nov 18, 2023… Friend? Enemy? Frenemy? Who even knows? The energy of the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus and trine Venus in Libra may have Taurus feeling a little lost — not in their usual swag as boss of every damn thing. Instead of falling into the mess of trying to evaluate someone else’s life choices, Bulls may benefit from asking themselves one simple question: Does this relationship (or thing) mean something to me? If the answer is no, it may be time to do more than clean up your Facebook friend list or chuck it in the bucket. If the answer is yes, keep those connections and maybe even shine them up a bit.

  • Aries 11-18-23

    Nov 18, 2023… Look out for freezing rain, hail, and cold shoulders from people close to you, as well as other odd disruptions near dog birthday parties, conga lines, weddings or other special events. With the Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus and trine Venus in Libra, it will be a good idea to seek extra “me time” (think: hiding and comfort food). Here’s the thing… when you mix this vibe with the Aries natural spiciness, it can be intense to be around other people. You can completely avoid a shipshow if you simply take care of you and let people make their own mistakes. Your lesson for the day is to finally let it be your turn to get your amazing love for yourself.

  • Pisces 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… Alert! Alert! Pisces mood shift ahead… and it probably won’t be pretty. In fact, it will probably smell like feet. A cave in the wilderness might be calling your name, but hiding from your problems is unlikely to solve them. The Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus, and your emotions might seem like one giant dumpster fire. Instead of waving the white flag on adulthood and retreating back into your shell, you could consider using today’s energy to find clarity. Some nagging worries about a project or relationship may surge to the surface, but that’ll be an opportunity to decide how you want to live. Your sense of self is strong, my Fishy friend, so choose what brings you joy. Your cave can wait.

  • Aquarius 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… *Screeches* Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you’re part of a team! Seriously, working with others is super important and Caps could learn a thing or two from the LEGO Movie theme song. However, you might have a hard time accepting help from others today, especially with the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus. Aquarians tend to be very determined by nature and you’ll likely feel the need to deal with today’s mess on your own. Here’s the thing: it’s okay to get help from others. I mean, you can totally get crud done by yourself, but that doesn’t mean you have go it alone! Teamwork makes the dream work, my dear.

  • Capricorn 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… Like a zit magically appearing in the middle of your forehead on picture day, revealing things about Capricorns will likely pop up today. You could be facing some stark truths about yourself this Friday, and we all know how a Goat deals with uncomfortable emotions (AKA they don’t). The Moon in Cap will conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus and that tends to bring a wave of icky emotional stuff with it. So, put your thinking cap on and prepare yourself for battle, Cappy. You’ll have some crud to work through today, so do what you do best. Face it. Deal with it. Move forward. Don’t give into denial. It may seem easier at first, but in the long run denial will really screw you up. Just be amazingly you and you will have a fabulous Friday!

  • Sagittarius 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… Like a diaper full of green, stinky poop, Friday will have an energy for a change for Sag. Today the Moon in Cap will conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus, leaving you open to vibes of extra sensitivity. As if you needed more of that crap, right? You’ll likely feel the need to break away from the norm. Whether it’s finding a fun new hobby, discovering a new series to binge watch, or something equally exciting, you can own those vibes and use them to change things up. Bring something new and exciting into your life, Saggy!

  • Scorpio 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… You know those people who would rather scratch their own skin off just to feel excited than risk being bored for even a millisecond? Yeah, they’re probably a Scorpio. Today’s vibes will have the Scorpster itching for a way to break from the norm of their daily grind (again). After all, many tend to believe that boredom is a disease that must be avoided at all costs. Anything too repetitive and predictable just won’t do. Use the vibes today to explore new territory and develop novel, fun ideas. You never know what you could unlock with your creativity! Think outside the box, Phoenix, and you’ll be golden. Put on your inventive cap and go nuts!

  • Libra 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… “I’ve got this” would make a great face tattoo for you, Libra, if face tatts were ever a good idea. (They’re not. Even in prison.) You definitely tend to lead with a master plan and plenty of self-confidence. But, the fact that you CAN do everything yourself doesn’t mean you always should. The Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus will be like an overly emotional boss, and you may just have to suck it up, buttercup, and accept help when it’s offered. It’ll strengthen your relationships and remind you that sometimes it’s nice not to have to do all the things on your own, Scales. 🙂