Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… The Universe is about to make it rain comets and aliens from outer space all over Virgos, but what have the last few years taught us but that the end of the world is what you make it, you know? Are you feeling fine? The vibes today with the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn will be specially designed to lead Virgos to some deep insights. Your challenge this Monday, V, will be to use the vibes with all the determination you have (A LOT!). Your love of challenges will aid you in beating the Universe’s attempt at ruining your day. Shove off, Universe! Virgo is gonna shine!

  • Leo 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… How many Lions does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, one to realize the bulb’s gone out, one to figure out how long it’s been since the bulb was last replaced, one to decide who’s fault it is that the bulb burned out, several to monitor the replacement of the bulb, another to serve the chips and dip… With today’s vibes, Leos could seriously tick some people off with their tendency to “help.” Reel it in, Lion. The Universe’s vibe can’t control you. Shake off the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn vibes, flash the Universe a smile and the bird, and be the amazing human YOU are. Change the world for the better, starting today, one light bulb at a time.

  • Cancer 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… You may teeter between “love me” and “get out of my flipping face” today, which could be a tad confusing for those who love you. Sure, they ought to know by now that your moods can be as unpredictable as a weather forecast, in this case, when the Moon in Pisces conjuncts Saturn. Deep into feels and overthinking, you could be tempted to push away the ones you love, which could mess up your very real desire to cuddle and connect. Emotional intelligence is Crab’s specialty, and self-care could help keep you from falling into negative self-talk that will likely be going on in your head. Take care of you first, then you’ll be ready to be close to the ones you love without being tempted to hit them with an f-bomb when you really, truly want a connection that isn’t just surface stuff. Get on out there and connect!

  • Gemini 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… Today’s vibes could send Geminis in to steal the crown. What crown? King or Queen Badass, of course. If you give in to the lower side of today’s vibes, you’ll have everyone on high alert and walking on eggshells. You don’t have to walk around with spears shooting from your eyes and claws out, though. The Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn can have a “lower your weapon” vibe today, though. So, practice a little centering, calming meditation to keep your emotions chill. Adjust your crown and rule your day.

  • Taurus 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… Your best meanie face may warn people to steer clear today, but it won’t help your relationships if you wear it. With the energy of the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn, you may feel like knocking people’s heads together until they get on board with your ideas, but your tendency to get hot under the collar could alienate if kick it up a notch. Breathe. Meditate. You’re powerful, but don’t forget that stuff requires diplomacy, too. Got it? Now get out there and own the day like the magnificent Bull you are.

  • Aries 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… Welcome to a Moody Monday, Ram. Don’t be surprised if your friends and colleagues throw Snickers at you in hopes you’ll eat one and change back into your normal loving self. Your moods can be as shifty as the sea, and instead of letting the currents of your emotions drag you down, try sticking to shallow water and avoid those currents altogether. Turn off the news. Avoid social media drama. In fact, avoid all drama. While the Moon in Pisces will conjunct Saturn, you have some extra special intuitive powers, and if you use those today… you are going to nail your Monday so hard that it screams your name.

  • Pisces 11-19-23

    Nov 19, 2023… A maniacal laugh accompanied by rubbing hands together in glee, while entertaining for you, could be mildly disturbing to others. Instead, celebrate the end of a project or reaping the rewards of a decision with lunch out with friends or drinks at happy hour. You know, something less unnerving than looking like a mad scientist on the brink of discovery, Pisces. Your enthusiasm, and your token charisma, could be contagious today. The energy of the Moon in Aquarius square the Sun and Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus could have the vibes utterly swooning with possibilities. With the intuitive vibes flowing, you’ll be able to turn your attention to new projects, goals, and dreams, Fishy… but celebrate your wins first. You earned it!

  • Aquarius 11-19-23

    Nov 19, 2023… Deciding that you’re going to stay in bed all day does not count as a “life plan”, Aquarius. Maybe you should rethink your goals, buddy. You can’t sleep away your days forever. And the vibes today will actually be great for developing better, more specific goals. You could benefit from having something to work towards, honestly. True intentions give you motivation and a purpose in life. Focus on that thing that that puts a spark back in your soul and a twinkle in your eye (no, pouring glitter down your pants doesn’t count). Strive for something more!

  • Capricorn 11-19-23

    Nov 19, 2023… Like a kid with an allowance and no parental supervision in a candy store, today’s vibes could have you filled with exciting sugar-rush level possibilities. The Moon in Aquarius will square the Sun and Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus, and the energy will be strong for a fresh look at your goals. You may want to make them loftier, shinier, or more perfect than they already are, but don’t lose sight of your ultimate vision for your life, Cappy. Investing that energy into more specific goals or new projects could be a better use of your time than striving for an unattainable level of perfection. Your tendency to look at the world with wonder and possibility will help you gain a sense of clarity today that could help you power your way to what you want.

  • Sagittarius 11-19-23

    Nov 19, 2023… Get ready to rumble!!! No, that’s not a sports-ball term. It’s waaay better than that. It means that the Moon in Aquarius will square the Sun and Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus, and that can make for a smooth day! Saggy, that means you’ll be exposed to solid vibes that can help you clarify your goals and work towards progress like a boss. Use these vibes to figure out what you’d like to accomplish. It doesn’t have to be a five year plan or anything. Maybe just decide on how to make progress you can be proud of today. Carpe diem, you amazing Archer.

  • Scorpio 11-19-23

    Nov 19, 2023… Well, you quirky little Scorpio, are you ready for this day? The Moon in Aquarius will square the Sun and Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus, which will promote vibes of excitement and chances to take on new projects. With these vibes, you could explore some of your weird ideas and take on new ideas. It could be fun! Or it could turn into a total unexpected mess, which has potential for fun in its own right. Make the most of the energies today, Scorpster! They’ll be perfect for progress.

  • Libra 11-19-23

    Nov 19, 2023… Pull up your Pinterest board, grab a handy dandy notebook, or just sit up and pay attention because this day will be filled with many of your favorites: goals, plans, and lists! While the rest of the Zodiac could be snoozing at the idea of making plans, you know the value of having a game plan for reaching your goals. With the Moon in Aquarius square the Sun and Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus, you could experience a strong power boost toward reaching goals or even starting new projects. Just don’t hold out for total perfection, Libra. That kind of attitude could be the mind melt that keeps you from doing your very best and being good with it. Now go forth and kick this day’s butt.