Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-21-23

    Nov 21, 2023… Like a sasquatch evading the human race for hundreds of years, Virgos won’t be interested in being tied down to anyone or anything. Essentially, you’re Bigfoot today. The Moon in Pisces square Mercury in Sag today will likely lend you a temporary desire to cut old threads in order to pursue new, interesting adventures. Be careful with those scissors, though, V. Your aim may be true but you’re single-minded goal of seeking newness could have you severing ties that you’d rather keep connected. There are important people in your life today who you’d miss tomorrow you if you leave them behind. Live out loud and by your own rules, just be mindful that your call to freedom could be impacting those who love you — and think things through before setting the bridges behind you ablaze.

  • Leo 11-21-23

    Nov 21, 2023… Put on your floaties, Lions, because there’s about to be a tsunami smackdown. The vibes today will likely bring to light Leo’s sensitive side, with a dash of secrecy. Honestly, nobody likes secrets except mean girls in high school and annoying main characters of dumb YA novels. Well, and some of those Scorpios. And perhaps Leos today. Anyway, the point is, you could be dealing with some hidden truths coming to light today and maybe more than a few people who won’t be too thrilled with your secret-keeping if you go that direction. Be open to the hard conversation and things’ll likely workout. The ones who know you best will understand and love you for who you are. After all, you’re a powerful, beautiful force of nature.

  • Cancer 11-21-23

    Nov 21, 2023… Everybody loves unsolicited advice, right? Wrong, Crabby! Today’s vibes won’t be fantastic for meddling (or “helping”, as you put it). Your keen emotional capacity and on point intuition will make you a valuable resource today, but only when people ASK for your advice. Otherwise, maybe eat a cookie if you feel tempted to wade in with your totally unsolicited opinion. Seriously, grab a whole sleeve of Oreos or pull those Girl Scout cookies out of the freezer and suck down a box of Do Si Dos. Or paint a Bob Ross happy tree. Just give yourself any epic distraction and use your superpowers of multitasking energies to help if called upon. Then, unleash yourself in all your epic glory.

  • Gemini 11-21-23

    Nov 21, 2023… If you try to critique a polar bear on how it hibernates, you’ll probably get eaten because they may look cuddly but they’re fierce and really don’t need anybody’s advice. This will be an important lesson for Geminis today because the Moon in Pisces square Mercury in Sag could produce vibes that could promote a Gem’s interest in helping others and acting as teacher. Watch out for being too critical and overstepping, because this tendency could get you eaten by an angry bear. You’ll want to watch out for pushing your help on people who don’t want it (e.g. polar bears). You can be a great teacher because of your critical eye and intellect, so long as you’re teaching people who want to learn the lessons you’ve prepared. Let sleeping bears lie, dude. Instead, use this vibe to let your love shine by trusting those you care about to take the wheel.

  • Taurus 11-21-23

    Nov 21, 2023… You know you have the best intentions for everyone you love. I know it, you know, and they sure as frack know it. But, it may be all well and good to try to help other people out, but pushing them to an imaginary potential you see won’t help them, or you, out today with this vibe. People grow and change at their own pace — not yours, no matter how good your plan may be. Use the powerful energy of the Moon in Pisces square Mercury in Sag to focus on taking steps to your own goals. You’ve got that fierce, wonderful and wild Bull’s heart — just point that amazing energy at yourself and there’s no telling what you can accomplish.

  • Aries 11-21-23

    Nov 21, 2023… Ram, your ability to love is a super-strength, but it’s also your kryptonite. Today’s Moon in Pisces square Mercury in Sag energy will have you wanting to love people into their potential for their own good. You could think you’re helping, but you might just be a champion enabler or a simple pain in the rear. Instead of the ones you love finding their own way, they just might wait for you to do it for them. Or you might smother them so much with love and affection that they shy away from you entirely. Instead of jumping in to assist, wait for others to ask for your help. Trust me. They will ask you first if they need it. Giving space will empower the people you love. So, shine that special light you have and it will rub off on everyone without lifting a finger.

  • Pisces 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… Your mood might just go all kinds of harsh today if you don’t keep it together. The awesome thing? The vibe will be a positive one to get you up and work out some of that frustration in your favorite way (No, not punching someone. Your other favorite way.). It doesn’t matter if that means going to the gym or finger painting stick figures. It might be just another crazy day with this Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn, but it doesn’t have to stay that way. A little self-care and healthy energy release could really help you end this day on a better note than it might have started, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… Snark may be the new pink, but it’s not your color, my friend. No one likes a bossy jerk. Even if you have the best of intentions with this Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn, you’re going to get in your own way if you roll up like everyone ought to listen to you come hell or high water. Work out your mood in the gym or in the sack, not on the clock, WB. Paint a picture, punch a pillow… whatever works. At work and in relationships, effort spent on tapping into your inner kindness will make for a waaaay better day than if you come in like Miley on a wrecking ball.

  • Capricorn 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… Hypnotism can be a frightening weapon in the hands of the Goat. With it, a Capricorn would probably try to micromanage the world to make sure everything gets done their way. And make people bring you cake. So, put down the swinging watch, step away, and listen up. Especially today, because the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn vibes will be all about stirring up Cap’s stubborn drive to get it done. Today, try pushing yourself to trust in the dependability of other people. The reality is that you can’t control other people. The only person you really have control over is yourself. Let go and let live for a delicious day!

  • Sagittarius 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… Sagittarians are masters of the cry-laugh. Are they having a good time or do they want to curl into a ball and stop existing? Hard to tell. Sobbing… Giggling… It’s all the same. Today’s vibes will likely bring out your moody side. You may feel very emotional with the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn — if you toss in your wet towel and give into today’s energies. Well, screw that noise. Make today amazing by focusing on the positive, assertive vibes, and try not to absorb any negativity that other humans might be throwing at you like darts at the bar. You don’t need that garbage. Just keep swimming. Your intuition will be on point and easy seas are ahead.

  • Scorpio 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… Like a tornado launching cows, a half dozen random bridges and the Eiffel Tower at anyone nearby, a Scorpio’s foul mood could have them launching pointy objects of opinions at innocent bystanders. Scorpios can be very passionate and fixed in their opinions, especially with the vibes today. Be careful not to push people away with your words, Scorpster. Tell the Universe to suck lemons! You can have an amazing day regardless of the vibes that could encourage your darker side. Before you speak today, think about whether your words are coming from a dark place of harsh emotions or a good place that promotes constructive criticism and love. Choose kindness, lovely Scorpster.

  • Libra 11-20-23

    Nov 20, 2023… Be careful that the face you’re making doesn’t get stuck in permanent stink eye today. Steamrolling over partners, colleagues, and friends might seem like the most expedient way to get it done right — if you don’t care about keeping those relationships. You’ve got determination and drive in spades, but using the strong and emotionally supercharged energy to check off your to-do list will serve you better than using it to push everyone else around. Channel that energy into work, the gym, or some really fantastic loving to work out your mood. What gets you going? Get ON it, Libra.