Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… Is that burning leather I smell coming from your pocket? The Moon in Cap will conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus today, which basically translates to vibes that could be adventurous and maybe even a bit restless. Because of these energies, you could be very tempted to throw caution to the wind and overspend your budget. The good news — you’re ahead of the game just by knowing about this energy. Suck on that, Universe! So, chase your dreams and have fun, Virgo, but be mindful to keep the good times within your budget this Friday to avoid being pissed at yourself later. The flames of your adventurous spirit don’t have to burn any holes in your wallet. Not today, Satan!

  • Leo 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… Like a bird pooping on your newly washed car, the Universe is about to drop a big one on Leo — the temptation to snitch on yourself. Today’s Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus, and the vibes will be all about revealing things about yourself that you’d rather keep hidden. Show the Universe how strong you truly are, oh Great Lion! Like, don’t go around trying to lift up school buses and junk. That’s not what I mean. I’m talking about your inside strengths. You’re a badass Leo and you can deal with anything the Cosmos could ever drop on you, and thrive while you’re at it.

  • Cancer 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… You’ve got one of those faces, don’t you Cancer? People come up and tell you their life story? Yeah. Now, just because someone spills their life story to you doesn’t mean you have to do the same with the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus today. Your need for connection could trip you up, Crabby, if you encounter a deep over-sharer. Any superficial bonding over shared secrets might seem like a shortcut to making a new friend or an ally at work, but it’ll likely be damaging in the long run. Take your time and let relationships grow organically. Shoving those skeletons back in the closet and letting trust develop at a more reasonable pace will help solidify any new connections started up today, Crab.

  • Gemini 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… “Fierce, proud, and capable of greatness.” I mean, I wouldn’t put it on a Tinder profile, but it describes Geminis pretty perfectly, right? “Scattered and demanding” also work, but they don’t have quite the same flair, do they? Today’s vibes might require that you accept help, which could be hard on your pride. Swallow it. Because sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Look at swallowing your pride as setting a good example as a leader: let them help you. It is going to be a simply fantastic vibe for you if you embrace a little help from your friends. Note: if the help you need involves creating an online dating profile, maybe avoid the words “swallow” and “choke,” though. Just saying!

  • Taurus 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… It’s hard for people to mind their own business if you keep talking about your stuff. There is a such thing as too much information, Bull, and any impulse to tell all that might strike won’t serve you well today. Not everyone can be trusted with your secrets. Today’s energy can be ideal for finding a balance between revealing more of who you are without giving up all your secrets to people who don’t really give a crap about you other than being jealous and wanting to gossip about you. Your trusting nature can help you see the good in people, but for the very best day — simply shine your very best light to the world.

  • Aries 11-17-23

    Nov 17, 2023… Put down the phone, Aries, and back up. In this age of taking photos of our food and sharing our every thought in real-time, we sometimes forget that there’s a such thing as too much information. TMI is alive and well, and today’s Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and trine Uranus in Taurus energy will want to bring it to the surface. Your sensitive soul will also be likely to retreat at any sign of rejection. Instead of wading in a new social situation with a truth bomb, try focusing on showing off your beautiful personality — rather than sharing all your secrets. Your love, loyalty, and sensitivity are all superpowers that make you easy to love. You don’t have to expose your every thought for others to want to know (and love) you. Just being you will do that.

  • Pisces 11-16-23

    Nov 16, 2023… Ever the air sign, you don’t mind getting high. Um, I mean vibrationally, of course. The Moon in Cap will square Venus in Libra and trine Jupiter in Taurus, and the vibes could be high for rethinking a project you never got around to completing or finding a new solution to an old problem. Changing directions could feel a hell of a lot like compromise (we all know how you hate that!), but think of the possibilities of getting one more thing accomplished and off your plate, Pisces. Your dreams are waiting, but you may have to make a new plan or revise an old one to get there.

  • Aquarius 11-16-23

    Nov 16, 2023… Boss energy will be the order of the day with the Moon in Cap square Venus in Libra and trine Jupiter in Taurus. Aquarius, your natural inclination toward being a metaphorical mountain climber will help you channel that inner boss. Leadership styles with this vibe look like innovation, cooperation, and leading by example. You don’t have to be the actual boss to channel this amazing energy, and it has nothing to do with control or power over someone else. Instead, think of it as being your most powerfully awesome self.

  • Capricorn 11-16-23

    Nov 16, 2023… I hope heights won’t be a problem for you because this energy could raise your vibration. With the Moon in Cap square Venus in Libra and trine Jupiter in Taurus, the vibes will be all about showing off your leadership skills and considering new options on the path to making your dreams come true. Welcome to boss-level energy. You may or may not be the Boss at your job, but you can always be the Boss of your life. Evaluate your options and decide the kind of life you want to live. Remember: not choosing is still a choice. Be the boss, Cap. You’ve got the chops for it.

  • Sagittarius 11-16-23

    Nov 16, 2023… Are you ready to fly to new highs, Saggy? No, I’m not talking about drugs. I’m talking about climbing higher on the mountain road toward your dreams at the peak! It’s about damn time you buckled down and believed in yourself, Sag. Your dreams are important, so go after them! Use the good Moon in Cap square Venus in Libra and trine Jupiter in Taurus vibes today to climb a little higher and get a little closer to your goals. Good things come to those who climb.

  • Scorpio 11-16-23

    Nov 16, 2023… We all know Scorpios are boss badasses, but how about actual bosses (AKA leaders)? As the Moon in Cap will square Venus in Libra and trine Jupiter in Taurus, leadership vibes will be in the air today. Will you step up to the plate? I’m sure you’ve got some quirky ideas to put into action and your friendly nature could make you a very likeable leader. You might not be the boss of a company, but you’re the boss of your own life, Scorpster. Share the knowledge and truth you’ve gained from experience and act as a leader for some lost souls. Do you accept this mission, Agent 007?

  • Libra 11-16-23

    Nov 16, 2023… Dear President Libra… Okay, so maybe you won’t be next in line to rule, but the vibes today will certainly promote being a boss or a leader. Normally, Libras don’t like to be tied down (No, not like that. Geez! You do you, buddy.). I get that. But taking on some leadership could actually be good — for you and for those who need a leader. Virgos are usually personable, determined, and future-oriented. That’s a solid recipe for a solid leader. What do you say, Scales? Ready for it?