Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 10-13-23

    Oct 13, 2023… If you’re tempted to start singing “Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen; Nobody knows my sorrow,” it might be time to come up for air. I get it, Virgo. No one likes to feel misunderstood, and too often people mistake your strong personality as meanness and your childlike enthusiasm as immaturity. We both also know that what really matters is what you think of yourself. If you remember today that your superpower lies in your passionate nature and sense of wonder, you just might remember that you’re a badass, too.

  • Leo 10-13-23

    Oct 13, 2023… Brick wall, waterfall, hey you think you got it all!? Yup. Leo does. Leo literally has all the feels. With the Moon in Libra conjunct Mercury and opposing Chiron in Aries, Lions are likely going to face a fierce battle today. The vibes could have you feeling indecisive, extra emotional, or even lying to yourself. On the other hand, you may also feel more sensitive, dream bigger, and act with more compassion than usual. You are at a crossroads, and what you choose is up to you. Will you choose dreams and compassion? Or confusion and denial? You don’t need anyone’s permission to be happy, so chase those dreams hard today.

  • Cancer 10-13-23

    Oct 13, 2023… Casting a glare at your lover, friend, boss, or child won’t get you far today. Those trust issues you may be tripping on could have you falling flat on your face if you don’t wise up. Hiding from your problems or trying to drink them away won’t work to your advantage, Crabby. Instead, channel the strong energy of the Moon in Libra conjunct Mercury and opposing Chiron in Aries into trusting your intuition rather than your fears. Not every thought that pops in your head will be a true one. Cancers are generally fierce at applying emotional intelligence so do that. Instead of screwing up the relationships you value, you may choose to strengthen them when you own up to your issues rather than projecting them outward. You’ve got this, Twin!

  • Gemini 10-13-23

    Oct 13, 2023… Stop, don’t touch me there! That’s my No-No square! When it comes to Gem, we’re not talking about a physical thing, no. Their no-no square is their emotional side that they tend to hide underneath hella many layers. The vibes coming at you today could have you wanting to dull your feelings. Don’t give in to the Moon in Libra conjunct Mercury and opposing Chiron in Aries! As cool and composed as you like to appear, it’s important to face your emotions. You can be very calculating and inventive, so use that to channel your emotions into some kind of progress. Embody your inner VanGogh or Tesla or whomever and use your sweet brain to create some great stuff.

  • Taurus 10-13-23

    Oct 13, 2023… Imagine waking up in a field of roses, but they’re mutated roses with foot long thorns and the thorns are impaling you. Yikes, right? Well, the day could start out with similar sickening feelings for the Bulls. Instead of physical pain, though, the thorns are piercing through your emotions. WTH is up with fecking feelings, anyway? Fortunately, one of your superpowers is turning your frown upsidedown and finding comfort in being grounded. Wield it fiercely today and believe that you can get yourself out of this rough patch. Because, you can. Tell any patch of badass roses you come across: “Get rekt, mate!” Remember, you’re fabulously strong, inside and out.

  • Aries 10-13-23

    Oct 13, 2023… Prepare thyself, warriors, for the battle of emotions will be upon us this day! For reals, the vibes today could feel like darkness and despair at first. Not to mention, the Moon in Libra conjunct Mercury and opposing Chiron in Aries has the added bonus of a swirl of secretive, jealous, and resentful energies. On the plus side, the Moon can also bring out the Ram’s imaginative side. Instead of wallowing in the darkness like a wimpy trash bag, become a Hefty bag and channel all that trashy darkness into progress with your amazing intensity. The vibes today may start out kinda heavy, but your day doesn’t have to be. Get it done, Aries!

  • Pisces 10-12-23

    Oct 12, 2023… What in the huh?! Pisces, this Thursday the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap then moving into Libra will reflect unbalanced energies. In other words, your plate (or someone else’s) may seem to be overfilled and it could be difficult to figure out how to start clearing it off. It could help to just choose a task and go with it rather than spending forever deliberating about what to do. Sometimes the best solution is the simplest — one thing at a time! You know what to do, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 10-12-23

    Oct 12, 2023… Pity party for one? Take a hard pass on that, Aquarius. With a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap then moving into Libra, the energy might have you feeling overworked and under-appreciated but before you start feeling sorry for yourself and lamenting about life’s other less-motivated slackers, consider using that sassy energy to knock out one task at a time until it’s done. You won’t have time for a pity party if you get your sass in gear, WB. Go be the boss you are.

  • Capricorn 10-12-23

    Oct 12, 2023… Is it okay to smack the panic button now? Well, Cappy, the answer is NO. A vibe of indecision will be promoted by the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap then moving into Libra this Thursday, but that doesn’t mean your only option will be to curl into a ball of defeat. Nay, nay! You have the power to rise above the crud. Use your noggin. If you don’t know where to start, randomly pick something (anything) and handle it. Then. move onto one more thing. Bit by bit, you can accomplish a lot, Goat.

  • Sagittarius 10-12-23

    Oct 12, 2023… Oohh, look at that! And this! Oh, and there! And — Saggy, focus. That could be a big challenge thanks to the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap then moving into Libra today. After all, these astro aspects shall promote strong energies for overthinking things and ultimately feeling overwhelmed by all that you need to do today. Try to slow your roll. Really, you don’t have to rush around and try to do a hundred things at once. Instead, take care of things one at a time. Give it a try, Archer.

  • Scorpio 10-12-23

    Oct 12, 2023… Wanting to adjust someone’s throat chakra for them might seem like a good idea, but that could just be the energy of a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap then moving into Libra putting you off your usual impressive balance. While retail therapy and social media scrolling might be your go-to avoidance mood if you get overwhelmed, try taking this day one right thing at a time. That sort of self-empowerment could really tickle your pickle and have you looking forward to the next challenge with confidence. No need to adjust anyone’s throat chakras or tell them to go smudge themselves. Just chill, and do what you can. It’s enough, Scorpio.

  • Libra 10-12-23

    Oct 12, 2023… You spin me right round, Universe, and not in a fun way. Oof! Libra, you may encounter dizzying energies today. After all, the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap then moving into Libra will promote unbalanced vibes that could leave your head reeling like a caffeinated hamster running on a wheel. The best remedy to overcome the crud will likely be to slow down and tackle issues or tasks one at a time. It could be tempting to think about all of the things, but that could be overwhelming. Take it one step at a time.