Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 10-15-23

    Oct 15, 2023… It’s okay, Virgo, not everyone can ride the roller coaster without puking. Today, the Moon in Scorpio will be conjunct Mars and trine Saturn in Pisces. So, the vibe will be showering Virgos with energies of restlessness and healing vibes. Don’t be surprised if you feel like you need a hug or could use a massage to keep you calm on today’s rollercoaster of energies. Even some yoga (or ice cream… or spicy stuff… or a nap) could help you de-stress today. Stay cool and carry on, V.

  • Leo 10-15-23

    Oct 15, 2023… Look out, Earth. Leo’s out of bed. Hide your children! Today, Lions will be faced with the challenge of finding a balance between assertion and effectively getting what they want. When people stand in your way, you’re not one to pull punches — or sharp claws. With the vibes coming in today, you could cause others quite a bit of pain if you get off the rails and start waving that ish around. Dial it back, and use your intuitive powers of persuasion to get what you want — just because you can. You got this, Leo.

  • Cancer 10-15-23

    Oct 15, 2023… Beep-boop-bop. Computers overtaking the world! Humans enslaved! Well, don’t worry, that’s not today’s horoscope forecast. Like a computer, your ability to assess and act swiftly is on point with this energy. However, today’s vibes may have Cancers getting a bit… aggressive. Your challenge today will be to find a balance between being hypercritical and being effective. Like a computer, assess your best course of action. Less cranky people means better odds of getting what you want.

  • Gemini 10-15-23

    Oct 15, 2023… Don’t be an energy draining smother-fluffer, Gem. Much as you want to squish the ones you love, today’s Moon in Scorpio conjunct Mars and trine Saturn in Pisces energy will have people wanting to drive a stake through your over-enthusiastic heart if you don’t back it up. Show love and offer help without becoming an energy vampire sucking the ever-loving life out of everyone around you. When you get through the day un-staked, you’ll thank me. Now get out there and spread some joy, ya hear me?

  • Taurus 10-15-23

    Oct 15, 2023… Going all Yoda on someone might not be the best use of today’s strong Scorpio Moon energy, Bull. Your desire to help friends reach their potential makes you an awesome, loyal, fierce friend, but giving advice and help where it may not be wanted just makes you a giant pain in the butt. Your good intentions may be misunderstood if you don’t find a balance between helping out and being a massive forehead zit. Instead of diving in with your superior knowledge, ask how you can help. You’ll look good, and you won’t annoy the ish out of anyone. Win-win!

  • Aries 10-15-23

    Oct 15, 2023… Be the Boss, not a bossy beast, Ram. You know what I mean. Of course you do. Your tendency to go after what you desire might just border on the aggressive side today. Try to direct a Moon in Scorpio conjunct Mars and trine Saturn in Pisces vibe into being a rock — in a good way. Offer help. Show up for other people. Your strength will be in your compassion, not your know-it-all-ness. Be the great fishy friend you are — to yourself and others — to get the most out of today’s powerful healing energy.

  • Pisces 10-14-23

    Oct 14, 2023… You’re bringing schmexy back today, Pisces, not that you ever let it far from your sight. Your mad braniac skills will help you manage love and attraction while taking care of business. Wearing something that makes you feel hot might help with your mojo, but today will be an amazing vibe with the Moon in Libra conjunct the Sun. You’ll feel confident about who you are and what you’ve got to offer the world.

  • Aquarius 10-14-23

    Oct 14, 2023… If you’re smug because the “unique” label also applies to you in the bedroom, that’s completely understandable, Aquarius. You are a veritable animal in the sheets, and you’ll likely be aroused today with spicy vibes. Allow yourself to be pampered by your lover if you have one. If you don’t, no biggie. The Moon in Libra will conjunct the Sun. Today’s vibes will make it easy to fall into relaxation with sensual earthly pleasures. You don’t need to be in love to enjoy the sensations. Take a step back from the daily grind and allow yourself to relax today. You’re worth it.

  • Capricorn 10-14-23

    Oct 14, 2023… Candelight’s the fire you’ll want today, Cappy. There will be spicy energy floating out there in the cosmos today — I said cosmos, not Costcos! Unless you’re a parent, and then maybe you can stock up for love while you’re loading up on a lifetime supply of laundry detergent. But for everyone else, the energy of the day will have a sultry vibe — no membership card needed, just the Moon conjunct the Sun. Your love of romance could be to your advantage. If coupled, your generous nature could go a long way to pleasing a partner. No partner? No problem. Please yourself. Dress up. Whatever helps you feel hot as all heck… do that!

  • Sagittarius 10-14-23

    Oct 14, 2023… If a cactus asks for a hug, don’t comply. You’re probably hallucinating. Why are you in the desert, anyway? Are you lost? Well, Sagittarians are often stuck in the desert, trying to help other people find water and hugging random cacti who look lonely. With vibes of the Moon in Libra conjunct the Sun, love could be showering you today. Your challenge will be to not allow your love and compassion for others drain you dry. Let yourself be loved and cared for. You deserve a little pampering and possibly some medical attention for all those needles the cactus stuck ya with. Don’t hug any cacti today, buddy. Hug yourself instead.

  • Scorpio 10-14-23

    Oct 14, 2023… Like a cockatoo in the height of heat, we fly! Scorpios are perhaps one of the most passionate signs when it comes to love because they are so friendly but the downside is that their intense nature can scare away potential suitors. The Moon in Libra will conjunct the Sun. Today, as the vibes for love swirl around you, remember that those who may reject you are the ones missing out, not the other way around. Be your glorious, eccentric self and the right kind of love will find you, Scorpio. Keep on keeping on, you lovable weirdo.

  • Libra 10-14-23

    Oct 14, 2023… That attention to detail you pride yourself on, Libra, could be useful in the bedroom today. Or up against a wall, on a desk, on the kitchen table. No judgment here. You do you (or whoever else you do). The Moon in Libra will conjunct the Sun, and you can use it to work on your relationships. I don’t just mean in the bedroom either. Spicy energy can be applied for a confidence boost. You could use it to apply for a job, ask for a raise at one you already have, tackle a home project with fierce attention, or even ask someone out. Riding that wave of energy to meet a goal could be a turn-on all on its own.