Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 10-17-23

    Oct 17, 2023… When a Tuesday (here we go again) meets the Moon in Scorpio trine Neptune in Pisces, communication will likely be a challenge for Virgos. Rather than confronting a colleague on their bull or dealing with a nagging relationship issue, hitting restart could just be the best solution to address the confusion. Honestly — old issues may be best resolved with a fresh perspective and you will have the extra super powers to get it done.

  • Leo 10-17-23

    Oct 17, 2023… Today could feel like the energy will be simply inspiring — to drop all the F-bombs you’ve been saving up. The Moon in Scorpio will trine Neptune in Pisces — and the question will be: Are you sizzling hot or are you a cold dish of ticked off? C’mon Lion — you can use those simmering emotions for good. Really. I promise. Come to someone’s defense or clean up a mess that’s been weighing you down. You’ve got the power today.

  • Cancer 10-17-23

    Oct 17, 2023… Today will unlikely be the right vibe to confess your undying love. Unless we’re talking about tacos. Or pizza. The Moon in Scorpio will trine Neptune in Pisces. You will likely be best served by practicing some epic self-love today to avoid sticky situations where thoughts and feelings run wild. Jumping into anything new feet first might end up bring icky and not what you thought, Cancer. Navigating the strong and surprising emotional currents will be the goal — and you can do this.

  • Gemini 10-17-23

    Oct 17, 2023… The forecast for today could be calling for intense emotional fluctuations, general bullsheep, and a case of the Terrible Tuesdays. The Moon in Scorpio will trine Neptune in Pisces. Maybe today won’t be the day to offer your friend or family member unsolicited feedback. To avoid misunderstandings (and annoying friends or coworkers), you could apply your exacting Gemini nature to powering through a list of tasks rather than lashing someone into a pulp with your words. Your talent for understanding others will likely serve you well even if thoughts and feelings are potentially misfiring.

  • Taurus 10-17-23

    Oct 17, 2023… Taurus, lower your weapons. Today will likely have an amazing energy to use your enthusiasm to power through a practical list of tasks rather than being in reaction mode. The Moon in Scorpio will trine Neptune in Pisces. While standing down seems unnatural for a Bull (right?), punching today in the face with powerful productivity will be a much better idea than smacking a friend or co-worker (remember — you don’t look good in prison orange. You just don’t). If all else fails, a nap or quick meditation may be in your best interest to cool your fire. Now, get out there and rule the day.

  • Aries 10-17-23

    Oct 17, 2023… Today’s mashup of intense thoughts and feelings are likely to feel like soup and taste like dirt — at first. The Moon in Scorpio will trine Neptune in Pisces. If frustration sets in, you could do what you do whenever technology goes haywire and hitting it isn’t helping (as it rarely does). You could try rebooting your day! Practicing self-care, clarifying communication, and avoiding impulsive reactions (yes, for real) could contribute to a more productive and less stressful day, Ram. Punching today in the face might not be as helpful as hitting the restart button and coming at it with a different perspective.

  • Pisces 10-16-23

    Oct 16, 2023… What’s big and fun with a strong vibration? Um, that’s joy you’re supposed to be thinking of, Pisces. Today’s energy could bring you big joy and good luck with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus. You could use this joy to get a project done that you’ve abandoned (pick one to avoid getting overwhelmed), to give you a boost at work, or to help you strengthen (or obtain) a desired relationship. Nothing’s going to stop you but you today, my friend, so go kick this day’s booty and enjoy those big joy vibrations.

  • Aquarius 10-16-23

    Oct 16, 2023… Rejoice in this day, Air Child! The hills have eyes! Wait, no, that’s a horror movie. The hills are alive and singing? Well, that still sounds creepy. The point is, some great vibes are coming your way, WB, with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus. Open yourself up to positivity and joy. The energies today will be ideal for a wonderful day, as long as you take the initiative to focus on the good. Go sing with the hills and all that jazz. It’ll be great.

  • Capricorn 10-16-23

    Oct 16, 2023… Size matters, Cappy, and today’s possibilities are likely to be BIG! You’ll have the Midas touch today with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus if you choose to channel the positive energy pinging around the atmosphere into getting it done. Flow with your joy for an opportunity to see good things manifest in your life. When you look for the bright side, you’re likely to find it. Let it illuminate you.

  • Sagittarius 10-16-23

    Oct 16, 2023… Like a decent kid (not one of the spoiled, bratty types) with a Golden Ticket to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, there’s so much potential for Saggy! The Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus vibes today are powerfully positive and everything you touch could get bigger and better (no, that’s not a sexual innuendo, you perv). Sagittarians can ride this energy into some great ideas and fun times. Yee — and I cannot stress this enough — haw!

  • Scorpio 10-16-23

    Oct 16, 2023… Scorpions can fly if they can learn to embrace higher thinking. Well, not real scorpions. Or can they..? (If scorpions ever grow fecking wings, I’m outta here) Anyhow, the energies today will be perfect for Scorpios — not winged scorpions — to access their higher selves. You can feel reborn with some luck on your side and soar to new heights on the gales of great vibes. What are you waiting for? Spread those wings!

  • Libra 10-16-23

    Oct 16, 2023… Forecast for today includes strong, positive vibes big enough to bring you to the big O. That’s O for Opportunity, of course. Wait — what were you thinking that meant?? The rushing, gushing energy will have you feeling euphoric with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus. Libras could grab onto opportunities and ride them hard to make the most of the today. Leave the rest of the Zodiac saying, I’ll have some of what that Scale’s having.