Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 10-18-23

    Oct 18, 2023… When the going gets tough, Virgo runs headlong into it. You ain’t afraid of no ghosts — er, I mean, challenges, but today the issues that arise will likely be inner conflict and won’t be something you can deal with by punching it in the throat. Allow yourself to feel any negative emotions that bubble up today, let them run their course, and then let them go. Remember, lessons are here to be learned and you grow like crazy when you let them in. Facing down situations right in the eye can make any V feel like a boss.

  • Leo 10-18-23

    Oct 18, 2023… In the eye of a hurricane, there is the adrenaline junkie: Leo. Yes, you. Indeed, Lions are great at dealing with ish storms and are super sturdy. Not even 100 mph winds can knock you over and you’re willing to prove it. However, you might try taking a break from being the badass today and instead learn to enjoy the calm, quiet of the eye of the storm rather than charging through the pelting rains and intense winds. The Moon in Sag will square Venus in Virgo — and you’ll be right at home with the vibe while everyone else is freaking out. Enjoy the show!

  • Cancer 10-18-23

    Oct 18, 2023… Get the plunger ready because the Cancers are likely going to deal with clogged up toilet brains today. Crabby, you tend to be very emotional, but the Moon in Sag square Venus in Virgo will be reflecting some serious imbalances today which could feel like your brains to go all mushy and junk. You can get that TP unstuck and your brain juices flowing normally again by going with the flow — literally. Don’t fight the tide. Let the chips fall and the Universe do its thing. You will feel absolutely fantastic simply by being your best version of you and accepting the lessons and growth that’s mixed into this weird Wednesday vibe.

  • Gemini 10-18-23

    Oct 18, 2023… If ever there were an energy that nudged Gems finally go over the edge and rearrange an entire town, today may very well be that day. The Gemini is able to maintain a sense of internal calmness by having high standards. Whether it is controlled chaos or uber-organized is pretty individual, but the need to have everything exactly where they want it is pretty standard, isn’t it? So, if your vibes are all out of whack, to help yourself stay out of trouble (AKA other people’s personal space), go to task on something you’ve been meaning to get done forever but have been putting off. Finishing up what you’ve started will make you feel better than you think. It’ll be amazing. You’ll see.

  • Taurus 10-18-23

    Oct 18, 2023… Have you ever want to headbutt the nearest table or wall? Well, there’s a good chance any Taurus might actually want to do that today thanks to the Moon in Sag square Venus in Virgo. Bull, please don’t headbutt random objects (or other people, for that matter). Instead, channel any amped up aggression into something productive, like exercise or a gaming competition. Not peppy enough for that? Learn something new and then show off your smarts by teaching it to someone else. You are strong, inside and out, and you can power through this day’s cray-cray like a boss.

  • Aries 10-18-23

    Oct 18, 2023… If Rams feel a little crabby (like you woke up as a Cancer… hardy har har) today, you probably aren’t just imagining things. The Moon in Sag will square Venus in Virgo this Wednesday, which may feel like you’re being pulled in more than one direction. And we know how much you simply hate someone upsetting your cabbage cart. Aries, try to be self-aware today and work on NOT projecting your insecurities onto other people. Because that’s all it is. If you feel like you can’t handle it, your brain is lying to you. You control your emotions, not the other way around and you have the power to take on the world if you want. Yes, you!

  • Pisces 10-17-23

    Oct 17, 2023… Do you to want to hide under that protective armor and bury yourself under 15 feet of concrete? So many feelings blowing around can be overwhelming. Hold on there, Fishy. In the words of that ancient philosopher Taylor Swift, “you can’t spell awesome without ME”. Today could be an awesome energy for choosing solo work over group projects to avoid miscommunication. However, if you’re feeling brave enough to venture out in today’s clusterflock of thoughts and feelings, let your awesome shine and meet those deep emotions with the love you’ve got in your heart.

  • Aquarius 10-17-23

    Oct 17, 2023… Online shopping? Stuffing every snack into your pie hole? Today’s Moon in Scorpio trine Neptune in Pisces might be reflecting today’s hot mess of thoughts and feelings, but that doesn’t mean you should buy (or eat) all the things to cope. It does mean that it could serve you well to check your impulses, WB. A stubborn refusal to deviate from any plans you may have set for yourself may actually help you wade through the bull-spit of the day so that you can have a strong week.

  • Capricorn 10-17-23

    Oct 17, 2023… Thinking about getting sucked back into your ex’s orbit or to getting drawn into a mutiny at work? Stop right there. It’s about to get real, and any burning desire to tell everyone what you think of them may not serve you well, Cappy. Tuesday misunderstandings may abound, but if you keep your head down to work rather than to body slam your nearest friend or coworker, you may just find you get through the day and shine with your relationships and job intact. Two words describe the solution for what ails you: Self Care.

  • Sagittarius 10-17-23

    Oct 17, 2023… Sagittarians will likely navigate the currents of an epic onslaught of thoughts and emotions with a little more ease than other signs. No, not by getting completely day drunk by noon. You’ve got this without having to add extra ingredients. Still, while a lot of signs can’t ride the high tide of emotions today, this energy will be your specialty. In the words of Dory, just keep swimming. Don’t let people drag you to the bottom of the cesspool — and perhaps you might also be able to help someone you care about come up for air.

  • Scorpio 10-17-23

    Oct 17, 2023… Your wicked mouth and dirty mind will likely benefit from taking a backseat to a more practical approach today. When Tuesday meets the Moon in Scorpio trine Neptune in Pisces, thoughts and feelings can feel out of your normal level of control. Retail therapy will be best avoided, and eating your feelings may be less productive than, say, practicing self-care and avoiding at all costs the annoying boss or coworker. Stay-at-home parents should anticipate tantrums; your own and your child’s. So, what’s a Scorpio to do? Own the spectacular energy and let your uniqueness and otherworldliness shine. By being the most authentic version of you, you are going to slay the day.

  • Libra 10-17-23

    Oct 17, 2023… People are simply kindle for a dumpster fire today, Scales. Get some space if you can. The Moon in Scorpio will trine Neptune in Pisces. Choosing to work alone instead of with a group could help avoid the strong emotions and misleading thoughts that might arise with an energy like this. If working or living with a group is unavoidable, giving your minions and subjects the benefit of the doubt may help prevent you from dropping the F-bomb on your boss in a heated moment. Those are always bad ideas, so climbing up and over anything (or anyone) emotionally will make you feel a zillion times more… like your cool self.