Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 10-19-23

    Oct 19, 2023… Watch out for the Virgo today because they will still be a boss… but, like, also on fire… and running straight at people. Virgos don’t like sitting still and despise feeling stagnated. Your restlessness and need for growth could have you itching in your skin today with the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces. To get rid of that icky feeling, try finishing something you’ve left undone or started and got distracted. The awesome feeling of accomplishment you can get by finishing an old project will carry you through into tomorrow.

  • Leo 10-19-23

    Oct 19, 2023… Would you enjoy carrying around buckets of stinky, old chicken poop? Yeah, most people wouldn’t but that’s what unresolved emotions are like: buckets of poop. Luckily, Leos are unyielding in their search for solutions, and this trait will aid you today in helping them work through any unresolved emotions. It may be tempting to let those unpleasant emotions stay buried under your many layers of shell. Free yourself of the burden of stinky poop emotions. A Lion deserves to fly free, not be shackled down by poop.

  • Cancer 10-19-23

    Oct 19, 2023… Shut your pie hole before a clever retort lands you in a spit storm today (EW!), my dear Crabby. The vibes will be awesome today for expressing how you feel — but considerably less awesome for running your mouth. With the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces, your words could have teeth, and you will be one sorry human tomorrow if you let your mouth get away from you today. Avoid gossip and complaints in favor of a more positive focus, & you will be better able to keep the harmony you love so much. Use your superpowers for good and you’ve got this day handled.

  • Gemini 10-19-23

    Oct 19, 2023… I hope you’ve had a pedicure recently because Geminis could be facing a serious case of foot-in-mouth today. Indeed, the vibes will highlight your subtle snarky nature. I mean, don’t get me wrong, you generally have the right to your snark. You often have great advice and people who don’t listen are, well, the opposite of smart (whispers: “idiots”). But today the Moon in Sag will square Neptune in Pisces, and you will likely end up pushing people’s buttons and testing limits with your quick wit. Think before you shoot your mouth off. Or else, you could be eating your own feet. Gross. Unless you have a foot fetish. Then, congrats, I guess… Be nice (as hard as that might be) and own the day.

  • Taurus 10-19-23

    Oct 19, 2023… Does bungee jumping from a bi-plane wearing only your birthday suit sound like the things to do today? Right? Wrong! Taurus, your passionate nature could get the best of you today if you don’t rise above the current chaos. Take that fire to the bedroom (or nearest table, wall, shower… you get the picture). No partner? No problem! Just make time for yourself and put that energy into your favorite way to blow off steam, and you might even have a little left to reroute that passion toward solving any lingering problems in your life. You could rue the day, or you could rule it, and we both know you were born to be on top!

  • Aries 10-19-23

    Oct 19, 2023… Aries, your big heart is why you’re so well-liked, but you could quickly become a pain in the butt if you allow your emotions to get in the driver’s seat. Don’t jump the gun on assumptions just because you think a thing is true during this Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces today. Deep breaths, self-care, and asking rather than assuming will be your bestest friends today. Also, chocolate. Chocolate will always be there for you. If your heart is broken, using that pain to offer solidarity to others will likely ease your own discomfort. And did I mention chocolate helps?

  • Pisces 10-18-23

    Oct 18, 2023… The mind of the Fish will be likely to devolve into a torrent of tornadoes on this wacked out Wednesday. Okay, so that isn’t too out of the ordinary, but listen up, because these are F5s. Your self will be at odds with, well, itself, causing chaos in the contemplative mind of the Pisces. Never fear! The destressinator is here (yeah, that sounded better in my head). Anyway! You can calm your roaring mind by using your superpower — communication. That’s right… talk it out. Write it down. Blog it. Overshare. Whatever works with this Moon in Sag square Venus in Virgo, but let those feelings fly and you will get right on back to your usual level of brain tornado.

  • Aquarius 10-18-23

    Oct 18, 2023… Put down that 24 pack of donuts and step away from the pastries aisle. Back away. Keep backing away. Okay, now exit the grocery store all together. Don’t eat that delightful smelling bar soap, either, WB! It isn’t edible! I don’t care if it is pretty and smells like chocolate and coconut. It actually tastes like crap and you’ll end up puking. Yes, some Aquarians have a tendency to scarf down comfort foods in times of stress (a mindless thing to do while running the numbers and balancing your budget a million times), and today might get pretty stressful. Instead of reaching for that Devil’s food cake, carry some healthy snacks around and be mindful of what you’re putting in your body. You’ll feel amazing.

  • Capricorn 10-18-23

    Oct 18, 2023… Hide all the matches and lighters from the Goats, because their vibes today will likely be explosive and volatile. Cappy, try your best not to set everything on fire if you become frustrated with yourself today. When you feel your rage boiling over, use some relaxation techniques to keep a cool head. Meditate. Take a shower. Your element may be fire, but that doesn’t mean you should burn the world to the ground. Stay chill, my friend — or at least lukewarm.

  • Sagittarius 10-18-23

    Oct 18, 2023… If your intuition tells you to climb an electric fence to help an alligator on the other side, don’t do it, Sag. While normally the Sagittarians of the world are very intuitive and insightful, today’s forecast predicts clouds with a chance of being at odds with yourself. An inner battle can cause some serious disruptions with your otherwise well-honed intuition. Your fight for stability may be harder because, in addition to the weight of your own inner demons, you take on the gloom and doom of the people around you sometimes. For the love of all that is good, take care of your emotional needs this time around. You will feel fantastic with the Moon in Sag square Venus in Virgo if you focus more on self care today and less on everyone else’s drama.

  • Scorpio 10-18-23

    Oct 18, 2023… Scorpios may face some serious, “Oh crap! I don’t know what to do” moments today. Scorpsters loves justice like no one else, kind of like a super-supreme court justice. Give yourself a good dose of honesty today to get through the tough times — that will help you get to the balance you’re seeking. Sometimes you have to weight it out before you know what gotta do, and today will be smooth when you follow those amazing instincts of yours.

  • Libra 10-18-23

    Oct 18, 2023… “Life’s full of tough choices,” according to Ursula from Disney’s The Little Mermaid. Yeah, how the heck do you choose between your family under the sea and turning human to make out with a hot prince/princess? Much wow. Much conflict. Well, Libra, you could face some actually tough situations where you’ll feel conflicted and don’t quite know how to react. If this happens, just do what you do best: the responsible thing. Give yourself some time to strategize and choose the best of all the options, smarty pants. You know you can do it.