Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 9-28-23

    Sep 28, 2023… Are you one of those annoying people who hear “challenges” and correct it to “growth opportunity”? Ha! You know you are, Virgo, but you usually pile on so much charm that no one could possibly get annoyed with you! Today’s Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune may just bring you a “growth opportunity” or two. Tap into your bravery and deeply-held principles, and you’ll likely find a way to make it work for you. Learn from it, and if struggling people start to give you the stink eye for moving through this day and making it look easy, don’t forget to turn on the charm, V.

  • Leo 9-28-23

    Sep 28, 2023… Go ahead and do a little shimmy and shake to show this day just what you’re made of, Leo. No moss will be growing on you with this Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune. Your deep inner wisdom combined with your powerful nurturing could help you face this day at full strength. You’ll be ready to handle whatever spit storm comes your way. If you feel super grownup, just remind yourself that it’s not all learning lessons and dealing with crap. You can also treat yourself to a yummy cookie or pretty cocktail (or mocktail, you do you). This day might test you — but it won’t get the best of you, clever Lion!

  • Cancer 9-28-23

    Sep 28, 2023… Challenges shmallenges! You say PFFFT to problems! Mostly because you’ve already decided to take a hard pass and come up with an alter ego instead. Ha! That’s a whole Cancer mood. But today’s energy will come to us from a Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune, and you could figure out that learning stuff is actually the whole point of adulting. Instead of abandoning things when the going gets tough, you can tackle those challenges with your unique ability to see both the light and the dark. While your expectations are often disappointed, learning these lessons just might be easy peasy lemon squeezy if you stop being cunning, running, while looking stunning.

  • Gemini 9-28-23

    Sep 28, 2023… Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lemons sent by the Universe! Mmm I think it’s time to make lemonade, Gem. This Thursday the Moon in Pisces will conjunct Neptune. A few lessons could show up as the incoming vibes promote growth and learning. Sometimes the experiences you go through aren’t all flowers and butterflies, but that’s okay because when you seek the lesson in the struggles, you’ll likely find sweet wisdom and inner growth. Keep going, Gemini.

  • Taurus 9-28-23

    Sep 28, 2023… If you feel like you’re playing a game of dodge ball with the Universe (and losing), welcome to a Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune. Expect lessons to fly at you faster than a ball lobbed by the resident school bully. While you’d rather hit first and ask questions later, today will be about using these challenges to make you better. Now, Bull, I’m not going to hit you with “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”, but I will say that when life hits you with a dodgeball, maybe learn from it so you don’t keep getting smacked down on your fanny. With this vibe, you can put on your grownup underpants and be the one lobbing the ball out into the Universe.

  • Aries 9-28-23

    Sep 28, 2023… It’s your struggle bus and you can cry if you want to. Today the Moon in Pisces will conjunct Neptune and growth will be in the mix. Just know the Universe doesn’t hate you, Aries. It doesn’t feel anything! Really, though, the challenges you face are there to make you stronger. You don’t have to aim for leaps and bounds of growth in a single day. Just try to be better than the person you were yesterday. I believe in you, Ram.

  • Pisces 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… Go in like lit dynamite and out with a bang! Fishy, the vibe today will unleash explosive energies of assertion and power. You’ll likely find it’s easy to focus on your goals and to trample anyone in your way to get it. Bye, Felicia! You just pushed Felicia off a cliff, Pisces. Not cool. It could be helpful to keep assertion in check, lest you assertively (aggressively) maim the people near and dear to you. Do pursue your desires. Don’t disregard the well-being of others while doing it. You got this!

  • Aquarius 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… Aquarius plus power equals what? A supervillain? GASP! Actually, an Aquarian stepping deep into their own power could be a pretty spectacular thing to see, and today’s vibe could bring about that chance. The energy today will be strong and expressive. Every move you make today might be a power move. I mean, you’ll be making one boss move after the next. Lean into that vibe, and you might take over the world, or you might inspire the world around you.

  • Capricorn 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… You may not be 167th in line to the throne, but that doesn’t mean you can’t still shine bright like a diamond! Cap, there will be a solid vibe this Wednesday, which will promote proud, individual energies for being able to express yourself. Be bold. Be adventurous. Be you! You’ll likely find that being true to yourself makes for an easier time pursuing dreams. YOUR dreams. Your inner fire is brilliant, so let it shine.

  • Sagittarius 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… Mmm can’t get enough of that big dice energy. Eh, Saggy? Like a twenty-sided dice, the possibilities for expressing yourself will be plentiful thanks to the vibe today. Of course, power and assertion will also be floating around, so you may have to challenge yourself not to go full blown stabby Scorpion if roadblocks pop up… or if people just REALLY annoy you today. You’ll likely be able to get your points across without an attempted murder charge. Give it a go, Sag!

  • Scorpio 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… POW! BAM! WAP! Okay, so today won’t be a comic book with dramatic sound effects writ large across our lives. More’s the pity. But with today’s energy, we could totally be feeling a cinematic vibe to our day with the hugely powerful assertive vibes pairing up with stronger communication. Go ahead and picture your conversation bubbles or come up with a cool song for your personal growth montage today. You do you, and no one else has to know if you’re thinking about your own personal theme song every time you stride into a room looking hot. That’s all for you. And if you tell someone, so what? There’s no shame in your growth game. Use that big energy to make things happen, and rock your day like you’re starring in your own movie. And the best actor award goes to … well, you, of course, Scorpster.

  • Libra 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… You are power. You are assertion, You are a tyrant! Wait, what? Libra, today the vibe will reflect strong energies for going after what you want and asserting yourself as needed. Of course, that doesn’t mean aggressively dominating everyone and anything you come across. Save that for your mobile games, friend. Steady as it goes, you’ll likely find that teamwork, rather than tyranny, will get you closer to your goals. Aim high, Scales — in dreams and collaboration!