Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… You’ll really want to espresso self with the vibe bringing in a whole latte energy, Virgo. And, apparently, bad puns. Go ahead and drop a dad joke or whatever if you need to, but enjoy the strong powerful energy and ease in communication. Go be everyone’s favorite fearless leader, and make this day as impressive as you are yourself, V. It could be fantastic, and I’m not lion (ahahaha—okay, last bad pun, I’m done now).

  • Leo 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… Pow! Hitting the world with big words could be a whole mood with today’s energy. You might want to walk around with a freaking warning label, Leo. If someone wants to know what you’re thinking, you’ll be sure to let it all hang out today. That big energy could push you toward amazing things! Hopefully stuff that’ll have you inspiring the masses rather than landing you on the Most Wanted list. Keep your vibe high and you just might have one awesome day!

  • Cancer 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… Gotta love some big stick energy, amiright? Today won’t be about beating anyone over the head with a stick because you know you’re right. Instead, this whole vibe today will bring in a powerful mood. It won’t just be about saying what you want or how you feel. It’ll also be powerful for asking for what you need. Don’t miss a single opportunity, Crabby. Use your deep mind plus this powerful energy to figure out how to make this day absolutely EPIC!

  • Gemini 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… Get a mouthful of this, Gem! There will be lots of big, bold energy reflected by the energy this Wednesday. Being able to visualize what you want and stopping at nothing to get it could be a cinch! Well, except for if assertion turns into aggression and you look back to find that you’ve stampeded over everyone you care about. Yikes. You can get to where you’re going, but be careful about blinding yourself to all else. Pace yourself, Gemini.

  • Taurus 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… There’s some big, um, Dickensian energy going on today, amiright? I mean, not orphan children or ghosts of holidays past, but expect the vibe to be POWERFUL. Using that whole mood to actually express how you feel could serve you well today. Assuming you don’t shout four-letter words on your desktop at work before rage quitting. You’re no stranger to standing your ground, but today will pack that little extra punch of power to help you be very clear. Just be sure to check yourself before you wreck yourself and make sure the clear message you deliver stays on point with your brand — you know, your values and all that jazz, Bull.

  • Aries 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… Itty bitty, litty, witty committee coming through! We’re still working on our cool people club name but you’re invited, Aries. All you have to do is be yourself. Okay, there’s no club. It’s just me. Still, being able to express yourself and your desires could be a cinch thanks to the vibe this Wednesday. Throw self doubt in the trash and keep on keeping on as your incredible self. Sad? Express it. Elated? Let’s celebrate it. You deserve to be all that you are. Dance to your own tune, Ram.

  • Pisces 9-26-23

    Sep 26, 2023… Mysterious as the darkside of the moon, you don’t even know what you don’t even know about yourself, Pisces. You know? With the self-reflection type energies of the Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus and then moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn, you could discover hidden skills or talents today. You might not even intentionally seek it out. Perhaps there will be a moment of enlightenment where you’ll clearly recognize something incredible about yourself. It’s not pride, Fishes. It’s empowerment. Celebrate your strengths!

  • Aquarius 9-26-23

    Sep 26, 2023… You know everything about yourself, right Aquarius? WRONG! Sorry, that was harsh. What I meant to say is that you’re wrong. Uhm, well, learning a little about yourself can be all good and will be encouraged by the energies of the Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus and then moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn. As we move through life’s stages, we pick up new habits and interests and friends — you get it. There’s so much to discover about who you are (and who you were). Tap into your secret awesomeness, Water Bearer.

  • Capricorn 9-26-23

    Sep 26, 2023… As a person deeply in touch with yourself, you might find this day rather surprising, Capricorn, with the Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus and then moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn. You already know that you are a total boss, but today you might see a hint of added steel in your strength. You’ve had challenges on challenges (who hasn’t this year, amirght?) but every day you wake up, you overcome them. You might make it look easy, but that’s only because you are a fierce freaking force of nature, Cap, and you just don’t give up. Recognize your own inner warrior and honor that today, and you might have a flash of insight into just how amazing you really are. Celebrate that a little, Cap, and then you can get back to work!

  • Sagittarius 9-26-23

    Sep 26, 2023… Dig deep! Sag, this Tuesday you could discover inner strength you didn’t realize you had. The Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus and then moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn will promote introspection, so it will likely be easier than usual to uncover some secret powers that have been hiding within. Maybe you won’t even have to think about it. There’ll just be a moment where you react and once you have time to think, you’ll realize you did something incredible. And that incredibleness was inside you all along. Rock on, Archer!

  • Scorpio 9-26-23

    Sep 26, 2023… I only run with the cool kids (that’s you, Scorpio). But don’t take my word for it. Discover your awesomeness for yourself. After all, today the Moon in Aquarius will be square Uranus in Taurus and then moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn and shall promote introspection. Essentially, the vibes will be primo for looking within and learning (or relearning) about yourself. Like, how you’re amazingly creative or how your passion can light up a room. When the days hit hard, it’s tough to remember your strengths. I challenge you to see them once more, cool Scorpster.

  • Libra 9-26-23

    Sep 26, 2023… You’re cute and all, but watching someone flex their inner strength might be hella weird. Of course, with the Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus and then moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn, you might be really feeling yourself, but recognizing your inner strength is really just for you, Libra. While you might want to throw in a humble brag at the water cooler (um, social media these days), don’t forget to actually learn from your experiences rather than just acknowledging them. Yes, you are totally amazing. Now go out there and show us what you’ve learned. Go on. You’ve totally got this!