Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 7-30-23

    Jul 30, 2023… I’m going to count to three and if you’re not working by then, you’re gonna get it, computer! Sorry to interrupt, Virgo, but newsflash. This Sunday will reflect epic vibes for making new advances despite the strong potential for technology challenges. Strap on your thinking cap for this wild ride of problems and solutions. It’ll likely be an ebb and flow of discovering issues and working around them, but you can handle it. I believe in you, Virgin.

  • Leo 7-30-23

    Jul 30, 2023… Tech troubles getting you down, luscious Lion? Same! Welcome to a Moon in Cap trine Mercury and Mars in Virgo and Jupiter in Taurus — or as we like to call it, shout at technology even knowing it doesn’t have ears. Even Google, Siri, and Alexa may not be able to help you out today. But (and this is a good but… no, no, not a good BUTT, although yes I’m sure you have one of those) you might just get saved today by your own innovations! Being able to figure out a non-tech way to get things done could have you feeling pretty good about yourself, and maybe it’ll even help you solve some problems. If nothing else, you’ll get to exercise your noodle — although I’m sure your brain is as sexy as the rest of you, Leo. So, turn that frown upside down and go figure this out with your usual smooth-talking charm.

  • Cancer 7-30-23

    Jul 30, 2023… If your Wi-Fi is wonky and you feel like you just woke up in the world of dial-up internet, rest assured you probably did NOT fall into a hot tub time machine. Rather, you might be experiencing the vibe of a Moon in Cap trine Mercury and Mars in Virgo and Jupiter in Taurus, Cancer. While getting all up into your feelings about it or swearing in frustration like a drunken sailor who stubbed his toe on shore leave, you could lean into it and figure out other ways to get things done. Your clever brain could really dig the creativity required to navigate this day if you stop worrying about what’s not working and figure out what you can do about it, Crab.

  • Gemini 7-30-23

    Jul 30, 2023… Banging your head against the wall over technology — or anything else — could just be a whole 2023 mood. Stubbornly trying to make tech stuff do what you want may not work today. You might need a mental pivot to find a work around. If you can make that leap, there could be cool new advances just waiting for you to discover them. So, think about that before you chuck your smart phone into the nearest body of water or play Office Space baseball with the nearest computer or office equipment, Gemini.

  • Taurus 7-30-23

    Jul 30, 2023… Technology challenges can be great opportunities for overcoming obstacles and sharpening your perseverance — and also for frustrations, lots and lots of frustration. I hear ya there, Taurus. The Moon in Cap will trine Mercury and Mars in Virgo and Jupiter in Taurus and will promote tech issues, but that could actually be to your advantage. Say what?! Yeah. Instead of shutting down after a little frustration, turn any boiling anger into fuel for thinking up ways around issues. You can bounce back. Challenge accepted!

  • Aries 7-30-23

    Jul 30, 2023… If tech drama has you screaming WHAT THE FLYING FUNNEL CAKES at your computer, phone, or TV, try to stay cool, Ram. The upside of this energy could be the new discoveries you make when you get out of autopilot and try something new. Shake things up — and I don’t mean your office printer before you hurl it out a window either — though a Ram can certainly dream! Consider what new advances you can make when you use your noodle for innovation rather than banging your head in frustration, Ram.

  • Pisces 7-29-23

    Jul 29, 2023… Huddle up and cuddle up, Pisces! This Saturday finding that comfy space between love and independence could be easy as pie thanks to the vibes of the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and Venus in Leo. I mean, as long as you’re willing to stand your ground. You could throw the vibes out the window and let people pull you all over the place. Don’t! Be honest about when you need alone time, because that’s just as important for self care and happiness as making time for loved ones. You got this, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 7-29-23

    Jul 29, 2023… Let’s hear that hallelujah, Aquarius! Oh, you probably want to know what you’re celebrating before actually celebrating it. I get that. Well, the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and Venus in Leo, which shall unleash awesome vibes for balance in relationships. Not too clingy, not too distant. This could be some just right Goldie Locks type stuff. I mean, as long as you’re willing to work towards it while channeling the vibes. Communicate about your needs and wants, whether that’s more time with friends or a little isolation. Make it happen.

  • Capricorn 7-29-23

    Jul 29, 2023… Today could be like sliding into a soothing warm bath — unless you’re more of a shower person and then what? Fine — relaxing under the warm waterfall of a luxurious shower. Got it? Okay, we’ve got a Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and Venus in Leo, and the theme of this day will be Balance. So. Much. Balance. Your love of independence will really get a kick out of this vibe and its balance with love and intimacy. You can have it all — just like you like, Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 7-29-23

    Jul 29, 2023… Oh yeahhh. That’s the stuff. Saggy! Welcome to a darn tootin sweet spot. Finding that comfy space between love and independence could be a cinch thanks to the energies of the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and Venus in Leo. As long as you’re open to being honest and respectfully upfront about when you’d like some extra time with loved ones (romantic or platonic) or when you need some space for thinking your thoughts and feeling your feels, you’ll likely be able to make the most of this Saturday’s energies. Rock on, Archer.

  • Scorpio 7-29-23

    Jul 29, 2023… Ah, today’s energy will definitely take everything you’ve learned about being socially distant but still close to people and put it to some practical use, Scorpster. We still haven’t found a use for murder hornets, but maybe there will be enemies to smite at some point. But for now, let’s talk about the balanced energy coming in from a Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and Venus in Leo. You’ll want to figure out how to have space and a healthy level of independence alongside intimacy. That’s right — you get both, like having your cake and eating it too (because what the heck else are you supposed to do with cake? Wear it??). So … your natural creativity could help you figure out ways to have that space and close relationships, too. Focus on the balance, and you just might have a silky, smooth Saturday, lovely Scorpio. Now about those murder hornets…

  • Libra 7-29-23

    Jul 29, 2023… Ah, Saturday! The day when everything is meant to be calm and cozy, luscious Libra. Today’s energy should align with that easy weekend vibe with a Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and Venus in Leo. If you can find the balance between loving people but giving them their space (and being loved while still having space of your own) this day could feel like the comfiest, coziest day in the history of comfy, cozy days. So go be snug as a bug in a squishy hug and live it up, Libra.