Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 7-28-23

    Jul 28, 2023… When attempting to charm the pants off other people, try to keep your smile wattage turned to friendly rather than maniacal. Pro tip there, Virgo. Today’s energy could bring communication and assertiveness to the forefront with a Moon in Sag square Mars in Virgo and Saturn in Pisces. If you need a hit of espresso to make heads or tails of that, drink up. But the general gist is that you’ll want to keep an open mind today and be gentle if you feel you need to get your point across. Hammering it home won’t be the way, and while charm can get you far, sincerity and kindness might get you farther. Either way, try to keep the Cheshire Cat look off your face so charm doesn’t get interpreted as alarm, lovable V.

  • Leo 7-28-23

    Jul 28, 2023… Dropping some truth faster than a game of hot potato might be your inclination, Lion, but today’s Moon in Sag will square Mars in Virgo and Saturn in Pisces. That’s a heck of a lot of energy and likely to make anyone crabby, but today’s mood won’t be about snapping. Instead, this vibe will be all about teaching and learning with good communication. Whether you end up as teacher or student in this scenario, you’ll need to bring an open mind, a gentle disposition, and your grownup words to the strong energy of this day. If you can do that, you might drop your truth with kindness, Leo.

  • Cancer 7-28-23

    Jul 28, 2023… You won’t even need to stretch before performing today’s mental acrobatics, Crabby. We know you’re always in tip-top shape there. Today’s Moon in Sag will square Mars in Virgo and Saturn in Pisces. So … lots of energy there! While the energy might come in strong, you might want to go easy. Whether you’ll be trying to get your point across or needing to hear someone else out, make sure you lean toward assertion over aggression today. Your keen nurturing skills should serve you well today, making this challenging day seem easy breezy for you, Cancer.

  • Gemini 7-28-23

    Jul 28, 2023… You might want to sit down for this, Gem. It’s a lot. Okay, so the Moon in Sag will square Mars in Virgo and Saturn in Pisces. In order to work through these aspects, good communication will be essential, especially using assertion rather than aggression when trying to get points across. Take your time learning, and even more patience if you need to teach something. Slow and steady will will the race, Turtle, um, I mean, Twins!

  • Taurus 7-28-23

    Jul 28, 2023… If you hear the words “learning” and “teaching” and immediately picture role playing Professor and Naughty Grad Student, then you might want to pay better attention. While your personal role playing scenarios are certainly none of my beeswax, today’s vibe could have those key words taking the main stage with a Moon in Sag square Mars in Virgo and Saturn in Pisces. Just note that today’s vibes could require you to cool your jets rather than heat the sheets. If you need to teach something, go gently, and if you need to learn something, try not to resist everything out of sheer stubbornness, Bull. If you can focus on good communication, you might just ace this day.

  • Aries 7-28-23

    Jul 28, 2023… Brain, brain, don’t go away! Aries, this Friday the Moon in Sag will square Mars in Virgo and Saturn in Pisces. You can expect strong energies for learning and teaching with a dash of assertion. If someone refutes your wisdom or advice, offer patience rather than anger. Also, try to be open to other perspectives (as long as they aren’t complete Froot Loops, obvs). Expand your mind, Ram.

  • Pisces 7-27-23

    Jul 27, 2023… Who would’ve ever thought that putting a lime in a coconut and shaking it all up would make a delicious drink AND a hit song? Well, Fishy, someone did think it. And they were right! Similarly, shaking things up to achieve your dreams will be encouraged by the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus, trine Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Venus in Leo. Your greatest desires could come true when you channel today’s vibes and think outside the box. There’s nothing to it but to do it, Pisces.

  • Aquarius 7-27-23

    Jul 27, 2023… Welcome to thirsty Thursday where what you really have a thirst for is success, clever Aquarius. Okay, with you, that’s every day ending with Y and twice on Sunday, but we’ll have a Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus, trine Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Venus in Leo. Whatever big dreams you crave could be possible — if you just toss out the boring route and think creatively. Today’s energy will be all about innovation and inspiration driving you straight to your goals. We all know how you like to get what you want when you want it, and today the only thing that could possibly stand in your way … will be you. Get outta the way and go after those dreams, WB. The next rung on the ladder is just a reach away!

  • Capricorn 7-27-23

    Jul 27, 2023… Here cometh Cappy the change maker! You got enough quarters to exchange for five bucks? Just kidding! That’s not the change I mean, anyway. This Thursday the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus, trine Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Venus in Leo will promote taking charge of how things shift around you. For instance, you could go after whatever things you desire and make changes along the way to better suit your end goals. You’re the captain of this ship, Goat. You get to decide what X marks which spot. Have at it.

  • Sagittarius 7-27-23

    Jul 27, 2023… Big brains have big dreams! Yeah, I see you, Saggy. Luckily for your large brain’s gigantic dreams, you could have an easier time reaching your goals thanks to the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus, trine Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Venus in Leo. Indeed, your wildest of dreams could become reality when you think outside the box and go after them. Along the same lines, a little creative problem solving will likely help you a lot in overcoming obstacles. Make sure to eat breakfast because you’ll want your brain at peak capacity for an epic performance today, awesome Sag.

  • Scorpio 7-27-23

    Jul 27, 2023… Just to level with you, Scorpio, you might not be getting a magical rainbow unicorn today no matter how hard you wish for one, but good news! With a Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus, trine Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Venus in Leo, your big dreams could become real if you work for them and apply a little of your sparkle and creativity to making it happen. Still no unicorn, but you could still live out some pretty awesome dreams if you believe it’s possible and then go to work. Look at what you want, and then start taking the steps to get there. I’d say the sky’s the limit, but really a unicorn might be the limit, Scorpster.

  • Libra 7-27-23

    Jul 27, 2023… Some people can make wine out of water (with grapes), but this Thursday you could make coffee out of sewage. Figuratively speaking, Libra. I don’t suggest actually trying that, even if you have a REALLY good filter. Anyway, the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus, trine Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Venus in Leo will encourage creative thinking to the max. If you channel the energies while getting into the things you want, you could make change happen. Like, really awesome change. Right on, Scales!