Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 7-23-26

    Fights, fires, wars, trouble: all things you shouldn’t start today. Or maybe any day, Fishy. The vibes today might make you feel like starting something, anything, to change things up. Your change game may be as strong as your moods (hello, category 5 Pisces!), but make sure the things you start align with the life you want to be living. Maybe an outrageous plan will be exactly what you need, or maybe going traditional works. You do you, and try not to burn anything down or get challenged to a duel, mmkay? If all else fails, remember the old adage: make love, not war. And if you don’t feel the love? Try making cookies instead.

  • Aquarius 7-23-26

    Superman wore his underwear on the outside of his clothes for years, and he was super. So, whatever oddball idea you’ve got in mind today might not be that weird in comparison, Aquarius. The vibes today could give you a surge of creativity, and even the strangest idea could be powerful if you run with it. I mean, as long as you’re not running with scissors, you should be great. Take a page from Superman, but maybe wear your underwear inside your clothes, Water Bearer.

  • Capricorn 7-23-26

    Oh dear. Things are about to get stickier than fresh honey. Cap, the vibes today will be reflecting a pensive split between tradition versus rebellion. In other words, you will likely face a dilemma between doing things the old way or trying something new. Remember that old ways aren’t always the best ways. A new method could be more efficient. I hear you, though, that it could also fail. The thing is, you’ll never know if you don’t try. Rebel a little, Cappy!

  • Sagittarius 7-23-26

    You may want to start something today, Saggy. We’re hoping it won’t be a fight. Not saying you have a temper. Do I really have to? The mood could be all about getting something started. Or restarted. Or figuring out a new way of doing things. Ideas should flow easily, and you might be considering sticking to the way you’ve always done something or trying something entirely new. Go set this day on fire, and try not to burn anything (or anyone) down in the process, Archer!

  • Scorpio 7-23-26

    Attention! Get forward facing, Scorpster. The energy today will unleash impressive, passionate vibes for big ideas and progressive thinking. Essentially, you will likely be able to handle issues that pop up through a little creative problem solving. You could also use the vibes to spice up a project you’ve been working on. Whatever you do, don’t let fear of newness hold you back from using the vibes. There’s so much you have yet to try. Onward march, Scorpio.

  • Libra 7-23-26

    Running backwards, Libra? Impressive, but ultimately a setback. The vibes today are promoting a war between new and old, and you could end up feeling torn between sticking with the comfort of what you know while also wanting to try out that new thing. Overcome your fear of the unknown. It’s just not your style, honey. Chase the new with open arms — uh, but don’t do that to new people. That’s just creepy. Keep going forward, Libra!

  • Virgo 7-23-26

    Time to make the ultimate Invention! Mwahahaha! Virgo, soaking up too much of the current energies could lead you to going full on mad scientist with your creativity. The vibes will be all about inventiveness, which means you can get super creative with your mad self. Pursue your passions! Unless your passion is destroying the world. Then maybe choose a different passion to pursue. Seriously, though. Do something with these vibes that brings happiness to your very core. Onward and upward, V.

  • Leo 7-23-26

    Prepare to go down in flames, Leo! Or, like, you could rise up with the smoke and embers. The vibes today will promote awesome energies to explore your ideas. If you’ve been wanting to start something new, the time is nigh! The fear of failure could hold you back if you let it, so don’t let it. Even if your first attempt sizzles out, you can learn from the setback and try again! Or you could pour your efforts into a different idea. I’m sure you’ve got a ton to explore. Go for gold, Lion.

  • Cancer 7-23-26

    Let’s mix this up, Cancer. Say hello to unorthodox ideas! The energies today reflect awesome vibes for exploring out-of-the-box ideas, which could come in handy if you get hit with challenges. If you struggle doing things the old and sure way, power up with the vibes and use your head to come up with weird, off-the-wall ways to handle the crud. You could surprise yourself. Even better, you will likely blow away some issues. Spice it up, Crabby.

  • Gemini 7-23-26

    If a weird idea appeals, run with it, Gem. The vibes today could bring some pretty big and possibly crazy ideas. But, like, awesome crazy! Inspired! Brilliant! You may have to toss out tradition in favor of a novel approach, but if you go with it, you’ll likely get new and amazing results. Or maybe just one big, hot, weird mess. At least you’ll have had fun with it. Get crazy, and have the best time in the history of ever, you hot mess of awesome sauce!

  • Taurus 7-23-26

    Whoever said practical had to be predictable? Today’s energy will be strong for breaking with tradition to try something new and improved instead. Just because you think of the bottom line doesn’t mean you have to get down to it in a boring way. Mix it up. Try something new. Explore your kinks. Hey, this vibe could be used anywhere you choose. Just don’t think you have to do things the same way you always have. Do what you love, love what you do, and have the best, most interesting day, crazy-clever Bull.

  • Aries 7-23-26

    Starting something could sound fun. I don’t mean like a fire. Or a fight. Come to think of it, I should start over. Being inventive sounds fun, right? And if you just thought about the bedroom, I don’t blame you, but I mean more than that. But that too. The energy today could have you focusing on how you do what you do. Wanting to change things up could have you trying something new. Maybe you’ll want to stick to your usual way of doing things, but a new way could be a better way. You won’t know unless you try. Take your trademark courage, Ram, and test your limits. Just be sure to avoid testing anyone else’s with this whole vibe in the air. Start a movement, inspire a revolution, or just order something different off the menu. The sky’s the limit, Aries. And your budget. But also the sky! Fly high, fiery friend!