Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 7-22-26

    I sort of want to tell you not to go postal today, Fish, but postal workers in my area seem super-friendly. So, maybe you SHOULD go postal today. Deliver gifts with a smile, steer clear of angry dogs, and get your job done whatever the weather. You know, postal stuff. Unless it would be super dangerous to do your job in the weather, and then don’t. Anyway, what I meant to say is that today might have some challenges, and try not to lose your shirt over them. The vibes today suggest that any challenges could best be addressed in smaller stages. Don’t try to figure it all out in a day. Instead, do what you can and make a plan for the rest. The day could be strong for also figuring out how to make the best of things and keep it moving. But whatever you do, Pisces, don’t lose your shirt, and have a splendid day!

  • Aquarius 7-22-26

    Is faking your death, changing your identity, and trying to start over in another country really a more reasonable idea than facing whatever challenge ahead? You could be feeling overwhelmed today, Aquarius. But you’ll feel the most relief if you just pick a task and get started rather than trying to face it all at once. Then, you can move from overwhelmed to regular whelmed and won’t need to bother with a new identity or an elaborate death-defying escape plan. Just work in some self-care so that nothing dulls your sparkle. Glow on like the bright little firefly you are, WB.

  • Capricorn 7-22-26

    Blurgh! Don’t choke on the vibes, Cappy. The energy today is unleashing big time challenges and your analytical reactions could have you tripping up on the overwhelming possibilities. In order to overcome the obstacles in front of you, it’ll likely be helpful to pick and choose what to take on right now. The other stuff can wait. Seriously! Handle what needs to be handled in the moment and worry about the rest later. You can and you will overcome, Cap!

  • Sagittarius 7-22-26

    Sticking your head in the sand might help us better admire your backside, but it doesn’t do much to get things done, Saggy. The vibe will be all about making big problems more manageable. Figuring out how to break a project down into smaller parts could help you work through one challenge at a time. It could help keep those overwhelming feels to a minimum. So, stop playing in the metaphorical sand and go figure out how to punch this day in the face. Or at least how to solve the problem ahead of you.

  • Scorpio 7-22-26

    I’m yelling timber! Scorpster, are you ready to go crazy lumberjack on your problems? WOO! Slice it and dice it. The vibes today fully support cutting down issues by using ideas you already have, which means you can rely on your trusty old axe (your brains and passion, of course) to chop down new problems. Your head is full of life lessons, so take the time to recall them when you find yourself in a pickle. Don’t panic. Think! Chop away, Scorpio.

  • Libra 7-22-26

    Holy overwhelm, Libra! If all your projects seem to be towering over you like a game of Giant Jenga you’re about to lose, take a step or two back. The energy today will be strong for big challenges. Instead of trying to tackle an overwhelming problem, try breaking it down into bite-sized ones. Your competitive nature will quickly step up to take on tasks that feel doable and will shrink from ones that feel impossible. So, make it possible. Look for ways to salvage a situation and make it work for you, and don’t feel like you have to solve everything at once. Just make a start, and leave the overwhelm for your charm, beautiful Libra.

  • Virgo 7-22-26

    If a giant taco towering over you seems impossible to eat in one bite, then you’re right, V. That’s okay. The energy today could reveal giant tacos everywhere you look in the form of challenges. Fear not, friend! You don’t have to unhinge your jaw to fit it all in. You can take out those tacos one bite at a time. Instead of being overwhelmed by the BIG picture, refocus to one manageable piece of it. Bit by bit, you’ll get it done. If you think I’m still talking about tacos, you may need to actually go eat. Have at it, Virgo!

  • Leo 7-22-26

    You’ve done well so far, Leo the Lion, but how will you fare against A THOUSAND BAD GUYS WITH SWORDS?! Lol that probably won’t be an issue, but the vibes today are all about picking and choosing your battles, especially as many issues will likely appear to be immediate, big boss status. Rather than running yourself (and your mind) ragged taking on everything at once, make a mental effort to determine what truly needs to be handled in the moment. To-do lists can help! One by one, you’ll knock out those thousands of sword-wielding foes. Fight on, fight smart!

  • Cancer 7-22-26

    Are you ready to “Life Hack” this bit? Let’s roll, Cancer! The vibes today are all about cutting down on waste by using stuff you already have. Rather than outsourcing (and thus stretching your wallet thinnn), you can put your smarty pants creativity and intuition to use — because YOU can figure out ways to use the stuff you have to overcome challenges that arise today. Reduce, reuse, and recycle! Take on the challenge, Crabby. Blow everyone away with creativity!

  • Gemini 7-22-26

    Slay those dragons, Gemini! Not REAL dragons, but problems that might appear to be large, in charge, and possibly breathing fire… The energies today could distort your view of issues and make them all seem mega big. Don’t let this shake you in your boots, buddy. Armor up to fight those dragons, one at a time. Many of them will likely turn out to be little lizards anyway. You got this, Twins.

  • Taurus 7-22-26

    A big vibe could have you rubbing your hands in glee and cackling manically…and generally making people feel uncomfortable, dear Taurus. Maybe take your love of challenges down a notch or two before someone alerts security. The energy today will have you all about taking on challenges, but take care not to get stopped in your tracks by getting overwhelmed. Breaking it down into manageable pieces will help you meet each challenge on an individual level rather than trying to attack it all at once. Each subsequent success will fuel your progress forward, as long as you don’t retreat when you first see the magnitude. Go ahead, and get excited. Then, go out and punch this day’s challenges right in the kisser, Bull!

  • Aries 7-22-26

    Before you throw out a whole person or quit your job, dear Aries, it might be a good time to adjust your perspective. The vibes today could have you hard core searching for a silver lining. While some situations may be bad and deserve being thrown out, others may just need a fresh perspective. Is your job stressful, or is it that you don’t manage stress effectively? Is your relationship bad, or does the passion just need to be reignited? I don’t mean setting anyone or anything on fire either, my fiery fierce friend. Shifting your focus could help you find some love for the life you have without feeling the need to throw it all out and start over.