Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… I’ve got 99 problems but my age isn’t one! Virgo, the weight of your years, with all that accumulated wisdom, could actually end up weighing heavily on your mind this Thursday. After all, energies of growth and insight will be unleashed by the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and square Venus and Mars in Leo. Instead of mulling over your age (wrinkles, aching bones), try thinking about how you can put your years of knowledge to good use. Maybe you’ll even grow a little. You know, spiritually speaking. Let’s see what you can do, old timer!

  • Leo 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… You know what rhymes with a brighter Leo? Insight-er beee-oh! Yupp, nailed ittt. Speaking of insightfulness, the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and square Venus and Mars in Leo and that shall promote energies of intuition, as well as epic vibes for personal growth. In conclusion, you’ll likely be able to trust your gut this Thursday when it comes to important decisions. Plus, you could turn today into an opportunity for challenging yourself to grow as a Lion. Don’t hold back.

  • Cancer 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… Over adulting? Welcome to the energy coming in with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and square Venus and Mars in Leo. Whew! Goodbye, freedom. Hello, responsibility! But before you despair, consider using today’s mood of growth and insights to see the world from a different perspective. Okay, maybe not the whole world but at least your corner of it. If you can figure out a way to approach situations with an extra measure of maturity and grace, you might find old, unhealthy patterns dissolving. Your peace-loving ways could really vibe well with this day if you don’t spend it fretting over responsibility and instead embrace this whole adulting business. After all, being a grownup means you get to use swear words and drink coffee — and swear about your need for coffee. What can be better than that, right? So say the bad words, drink your magic bean juice, and let the adulting flow, Cancer.

  • Gemini 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… So much to do, so little time — total Gemini mood, am I right? But that’s every day. It won’t be any different with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and square Venus and Mars in Leo. A sense of maturity meeting with intuition will totally vibe with your mood. You’ve learned some things, and today you’ll be ready to show off your mad skills — or at least prove you’ve learned your lesson. Today could have you ready to impress, not stress, but if everyone around you seems to be taking this day heavy, maybe help them find the balance with those helpful insights, clever Twins.

  • Taurus 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… Heavy is the head that wears the crown — and heavy are the sighs when you’re feeling particularly put upon, Bull. While engaging in a little martyrdom might be your temptation today with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and square Venus and Mars in Leo, today’s mood will be prime for growth and maturity, so leave the martyrdom at home. Instead, take what you’ve learned, and make it work for you. Try leading by example, and if things start to feel heavy, try to inspire a sense of teamwork. Your typical Taurus vibe can really help you out if you go for a winning attitude.

  • Aries 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… People say act your age, not your shoe size, but today you might feel as old as dirt. That heavy feeling could be coming in with the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and square Venus and Mars in Leo. The feeling doesn’t have to be heavy though. With this vibe, there could be growth and maturity, and while that could have you feeling extra responsible, don’t forget that the plus side of adulting is getting to treat yourself. So, enjoy today’s growth and insights but treat yourself to an ice cream or a swear word coloring book. Embrace all that adulting entails, Ram.

  • Pisces 6-28-23

    Jan 28, 2022… Quitting adulting so you can go live in a treehouse somewhere may be tempting today. With missed messages, crappy signals, and misunderstandings being the order of the day, perhaps your treehouse idea has merit, provided it also has indoor plumbing, maybe a bar, and someone to bring you yummy snacks. But if you can’t actually find a handy treehouse to inhabit, consider skipping text tech today and actually having a phone conversation or video chat. Meet up in person if you can do it safely. But don’t try to have important conversations using technology if you actually want to get your message across. And if all else fails, I’m sure you can find a handy tree and get to work on your escape plan, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 6-28-23

    Jan 28, 2022… If screaming at technology today doesn’t do the trick, maybe try turning it off and back on again. Actually, today’s best advice will be to do the same to yourself. When frustrated, reboot. With a Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus and trine the Sun and Mercury in Cancer, miscommunications will likely happen. Technology might be misbehaving, but texting and email messages might also be read wrong. While gifs and emojis can help, today’s talking might need actual body language to avoid any big drama. So: reboot. Take a nap and try again. Or just take 5 and relax, WB. It could do wonders.

  • Capricorn 6-28-23

    Jan 28, 2022… Today will be an excellent day for reading a text wrong, blowing something out of proportion, and generally making a mess of all things technological. I blame the energy for the massive misunderstandings afoot. But forewarned is forearmed, right? If words aren’t working, switch to in-person or video calls to communicate your message. Sometimes a little body language goes a long way, and I’m not talking about shooting anyone the bird either. Skip trying to manage technology and pick up the phone and have a conversation. And if you get mad, make sure to clarify what’s happening before responding? Your cleverness can stand to save the day, Cap.

  • Sagittarius 6-28-23

    Jan 28, 2022… All the coffee in the world probably can’t prepare you for the stupidity of communication issues that may be your Wednesday, Saggy. The Moon in Scorpio will opposing Jupiter in Taurus and trine the Sun and Mercury in Cancer and this shall likely reflect wonderful energies for endless misunderstandings. Perhaps try a call or a video chat rather than a text and consider body language and tone, as that can help you get your point across. Make like a steaming cup of fresh coffee and stay strong, Sag.

  • Scorpio 6-28-23

    Jan 28, 2022…Beat it! Just beat it! Beat up your phone until it works. Okay, that’s not even close to how the song goes, but you could be singing your own tune of destruction this Wednesday, Scorpster. The vibe will encourage technology issues throughout the day, which would understandably frustrate the best of us. The key, however, will likely be whether you let the frustration take over or choose to rise above. If you take your time to communicate well, you’ve got this. If anyone can own this day, it will be YOU.

  • Libra 6-28-23

    Jan 28, 2022… Whatcha sayyy, Lilo? I mean, Lightswitch. LIBRA. Ugh! If autocucumber gets in the way of your chats today, you can probably thank the technology problems with an extra dose of misunderstandings being promoted by the vibes of the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus and trine the Sun and Mercury in Cancer. This might lead to big annoyances and lots of frustrations but how you deal with that could be half the battle. Try to find ways through (or above, under, and around) any communication technology issues rather than getting sucked down by the negativity. You can do it, Libra.