Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 6-28-23

    Jan 28, 2022… I give these energies one star. Would not recommend. Virgo, the Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Jupiter in Taurus and trine the Sun and Mercury in Cancer and shall reflect powerful energies that could lead to lots of miscommunication mishaps. Instead of blowing up at the ridiculous fails, try finding ways around whatever problems pop up. Phone won’t send texts? Try calling. Emails aren’t loading? Take a break to accomplish something else. A little patience and some optimism will likely get you through this, V. When the going gets tough, you can really get going.

  • Leo 6-28-23

    Jan 28, 2022… Is there a return policy on the vibes? Uhm nope. Lion, the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus and trine the Sun and Mercury in Cancer could reflect technology issues out the wazoo, with a dash of miscommunication vibes. We’re talking big potential for dealing with broken phones, slow loading emails, and lost chargers. Yuck! On the bright side (yes, there’s actually a bright side), you can take this as an opportunity to either unplug for a bit or amp up your versatility in the face of tech challenges. Make the most of the madness, Leo.

  • Cancer 6-28-23

    Jan 28, 2022… Welp, technology crashed and burned. Might as well switch to interpretive dance, right, Cancer? Okay, maybe not in the middle of a business meeting or the latest work Zoom call, but today could have you wanting to find an outside the box way to get your message across if tech fails frustrate. But before you try to train a carrier pigeon to deliver your latest missive, consider going a different kind of old school and having a good old fashioned phone call. No, not a text. The thing where you call a number and a voice answers. That. Then, this Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus and trine the Sun and Mercury in Cancer might not trip you up.

  • Gemini 6-28-23

    Jan 28, 2022… Picture this, Gem. Your phone isn’t sending texts and your laptop is slow as Moses, but all that doesn’t matter because the chargers for both are missing in action anyway. Yeah, that could be some of the end results of the problem energies of the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus and trine the Sun and Mercury in Cancer. Don’t lose hope, though. Maybe a video call will be for the best anyway and a restart could revitalize your computer. Oh, and after a deep, calming breath you may realize your chargers have been right there all along. Keep calm and carry on!

  • Taurus 6-28-23

    Jan 28, 2022… Today’s energy could be the one behind every horror story where a questionable text gets sent to the wrong person, like your boss. Cue the shock and horror! And then give a little side eye to that Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus and trine the Sun and Mercury in Cancer for totally sending communication sideways, backwards, and upside down. Maybe skip the spicy texts today. And the venting ones, too. Instead, try face-to-face communication when possible — even if you have to video call to achieve it. But don’t expect technology to just work today either. If signals seem wonky, calls get dropped, or emails don’t come through, don’t assume the worst. Be patient, give people the benefit of the doubt, and enjoy this wacky Wednesday, Taurus!

  • Aries 6-28-23

    Jan 28, 2022… If the scene in Office Space where everyone beats a printer to bits and pieces suddenly seems like Goals to you, you could be experiencing the massive inconvenience of a Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus and trine the Sun and Mercury in Cancer. Okay, so technology will not be your friend today, Bull. It likely won’t try to take over the world or attempt to kill you, but it might also delete the lengthy email you were writing or totally autocorrect your text to the most inappropriate words. Holy frustration, right? So, skip the tech and go old school. Talk. Video chat. Make a phone call. Skip the memo in favor of a meeting. Don’t try to out-stubborn this energy. Instead, skip tech altogether when possible and keep on striding toward those lofty goals, Ram.

  • Pisces 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… What’s poppin? Oh, nothing much, just rethinking my life choices on repeat. Yeah, that doesn’t sound fun, Fishy. While the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries and square Pluto in Cap, you don’t have to get stuck in your own head. While you might be tempted to wonder why you’re feeling out of sorts, maybe even blaming yourself for getting off track, it’s important that you don’t get stuck in that rut. You can make moves toward better outcomes. Shoot for the stars!

  • Aquarius 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… OUCH. I thought too hard and hurt my own feelings. That ever happened to you, WB? Well, it could be in your future as the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries and square Pluto in Cap unleashes overthinking energies. Perhaps you’ll get hung up on how you’re not where you feel you should be, maybe even comparing yourself to other people for emphasis. Don’t. It’s not a race, Aquarius. You’re getting to where you need to go at your own pace. However, if you feel the need to change something, take that next step. Go for it!

  • Capricorn 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… Today might feel like one of those days where you go looking everywhere for the sunglasses you’ll actually be wearing on your face. Mm hm. That kind of day. With a Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries and square Pluto in Cap, it could be hard to know which way is up or what you’re supposed to do next. But good news, Cappy! This key to this particular puzzle will lie in figuring out if where you are in life aligns with where you’re going. It could be that you’ve gotten off track — allowed yourself to be distracted by things that aren’t for you — jobs, relationships, massive procrastination. You may naturally be a whole glitterbomb of awesome sauce, but brightening everyone else’s life won’t do you much good if you forget to throw some glitter on your own.

  • Sagittarius 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… Where’s an Easy Button when you need one? Today’s Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries and square Pluto in Cap, and could have you looking desperately for a short cut or Easy Button to help you see your way clear to the next step. While challenges will definitely be present, the solution will be simple. Figuring out your priorities and sticking to them will be paramount in getting yourself where you want to go. If self-care tops your list, then boundaries may be necessary to make it happen. If you really need to confront a conflict you’ve been ignoring, today’s the day, my friend. If you stick to your handy dandy priorities list, you won’t feel so beset by challenges and can smoothly move to the next phase on your path to world domination or what-have-you. If that’s not motivation, I’m not talking to a Sag.

  • Scorpio 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… Get a load of this debacle, Scorpio. This Tuesday the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries and square Pluto in Cap will unleash reflection type vibes with a dash of where the heck did I go wrong? If you can’t visualize what needs to happen next, it could be because you aren’t quite where you feel you should be. That’s okay, because you’ll get there in time. Faster, even, if you choose to overcome the energies and make actionable plans. You’ve got this, Scorpio.

  • Libra 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… Simmer down, tater tot. Libra, your head could be boiling over with thoughts of regrets and missed opportunities thanks to the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries and square Pluto in Cap. Despite the ruminating self doubt vibes rolling around, you can choose to rise up. Spray those destructive fires down with some cooling thoughts of what you can change and how to get back on track. Forget about doubting yourself. Be unstoppable, Scales.