Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 5-12-26

    Do you know something you don’t WANT to know (a secret, some gossip, even an epiphany about yourself that you didn’t want to face). Well, you won’t be able to un-know it now, Fishy. Your ability to multitask coupled with your keen mental agility could have you considering what to do with what you know, especially with the energy today. While it could be tempting just to react and say fork the consequences, a more measured approach might be needed to navigate this day without the fallout from hasty decisions. Practice a little patience, table your judgment, and try to think things through. Fair play will go further than some shady crud, but if you’ve thought about it at all, you know that already. Shine bright like a diamond, Pisces.

  • Aquarius 5-12-26

    Hair pulling and biting? No, that’s not the start of some kinky bedroom play (this time). Aquarians could be taking cheap shots in their arguments today if they give into their lowest vibes promoted by the Universe today. Don’t sink in the Universe’s quicksand, WB! Grab onto the nearest vine and climb out of it. There will be no need to get down and dirty today, thank you very much. Even as you lock horns with someone today, you can choose to take the high road. Rising above today can lead to great benefits for tomorrow!

  • Capricorn 5-12-26

    While Caps tend to be very driven, their minds can get lost in the clouds as they daydream about hopes, dreams, and other fluffy stuff. Well, the vibes today are perfect for being able to express emotions better. That’s cool. That’s great, actually, if you’re due for a much needed heart-to-heart with someone. The downside is, you could also be a little aloof this Tuesday and find your mind floating away like a balloon in a tornado. Ground yourself, Cap. Dream big, but don’t make such a big leap that you’re living in your dreams instead of living out your dreams. Keep your perspective grounded in reality and you’ll be a-okay!

  • Sagittarius 5-12-26

    All is fair in love and war, except not really. Don’t be shocked if today’s vibes turn the people in your life upside down. Should you find yourself stuck in an argument today, remember to play fair. Now, Saggy, that means don’t poke at weaknesses or bring up past problems. Salt in the wound will not be necessary. Keep it diplomatic. Pain does not have to beget pain. Even if you’re the one hurting, you can figure how to problem solve rather than devolve. Keep healthy boundaries and don’t let anyone walk on you — but if you approach and conflict with heart and kindness, you can turn this into an amazing day. Be the solution, not the problem.

  • Scorpio 5-12-26

    Well, shoot. Somebody just might end up airing out their nasty, dirty laundry all up in your face, Scorpio. Before you shank that ho, think things through. The new knowledge coming your way on today’s vibes could actually be useful to you somehow. Take advantage of knowing the truth, Scorpster. After all, that’s kinda basically your greatest superpower. A good, thought-out strategy can keep you from landing in jail with assault charges. You can plan for war or draft a peace treaty — and I know which one will lift you up and get your ever-closer to your harmonious goals. (Hint: it’s the second one.)

  • Libra 5-12-26

    Hold up there, Quick Draw. Rather than shooting first and asking questions later, maybe slow your roll long enough to consider your options. The energy today could have Libras dripping with frustration. That may lead to road rage, clap backs, and letting resentments boil over. If that all sounds like total crap, try self-care, thinking before reacting, and generally avoiding any behavior that could have you described as a psycho later. You might just learn something about yourself that you can use to reach your goals later. So be cool and carry on, Scales.

  • Virgo 5-12-26

    Knowledge is power but sometimes having power sucks. Virgo, today’s vibes today could shed light on stuff you didn’t want to know about. Like, not worse than walking in on your grandma with a hooker (shivers). But, even if you learn something that you really don’t like, try not to overreact right off the bat. Take a beat and think it through. A shift in perspective could help you see how to use what you’ve learned to your advantage. Breathe, assess, and plan like the cool dude/dudette you are.

  • Leo 5-12-26

    Flaming balls of fury, Lion! Frustrations could be raining down today like lava droplets from ash clouds. The already excitable Crab could turn into a lava monster of anger and aggression — but only if you give in. Show the Universe how the ever-optimistic Leo can rise above. Shoot for the cool atmosphere beyond the volcanic ash. Your heart will true, so go for the prize above the vibes. The sky’s the limit! Or is it..? Go higher!

  • Cancer 5-12-26

    Be a no drama llama today, Cancer. Lighting stuff up just to see it burn might be tempting if you think someone you love hasn’t been loyal or has been talking smack, but talking it out could help preserve your relationships. The vibes today could promote feeling frustrated, but don’t let your first reaction trip you up. Instead, chill out, think it through, and learn to communicate instead of losing it. Your no drama stance could help you have an easier day than if you were to go nuclear because you’re feeling feisty. Be cool, Crabby. You’ve got this in the bag.

  • Gemini 5-12-26

    Dealing with dumbasses, either at work, home, the store, or literally anywhere can be seriously frustrating. Like, serious-freaking-ly. And with today’s vibes, the simmering volcano just under the Gem’s deceivingly calm exterior could erupt in epic fashion. Do you want a heated discussion to become prison stripes if you don’t keep your temper under control? No? Remember to ask yourself if the issue will even matter later on. Probably it won’t, so don’t go to fisticuffs over something insignificant. Instead, show that down-to-earth thinking you’re famous for. Noble and wise, you are!

  • Taurus 5-12-26

    Just because you can doesn’t always mean you should, Taurus. If you find yourself with knowledge that you could use to your advantage, take care that you don’t hurt someone else in your quest for power or success. The energy today could be a real pull on the ego. Make sure to keep your nose clean by playing fair, being honest, and leading by example. Shady stuff may lead to short-term success, but in the end you won’t win. Remember that if you feel tempted to take shortcuts to get what you want. Lead by example with that big heart you’re known for, and you’ll get through the day on top.

  • Aries 5-12-26

    If this is the first time you’ve heard life’s not always fair, you might have just crawled out from under a rock — or maybe onto the rock. Whether you’re a Ram or magical mermaid, today will be a reminder that life’s little ups and downs make us better. If tempers heat up or arguments flare, don’t feel you have to clap (or snap) back. Instead, use your keen intellect and intuition to consider which reaction will serve you better in the long run. Use your sharp wit to lighten tensions, and navigate today by staying loyal, fair, and loving in whatever you say and do. Just try to keep calm and mermaid on!