Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 5-11-26

    Pisces are diamonds in the rough, but the vibes this Monday could have them feeling just plain rough. Today, you will likely experience an air of overwhelming emotions and a huge helping of mixed feelings. This turmoil could turn you into a raging mess. Or you could say fork that crud and make the best out of the deeply emotional vibes. Find your center, focus on happy thoughts and constructive actions, and cuddle some kittens. Or puppies. Or iguanas. You can get through today when you tap into that big, loving heart of yours. I believe in you.

  • Aquarius 5-11-26

    Tripping over all the feels while your head’s in the cloud could be the perfect way to end up knocked on your butt, Aquarius. Feeling extra needy could have you acting… well, extra. With today’s energy, your attempts at making an emotional connection could come on too strong, or you could end up sending mixed signals. Sit your extra backside on down, take a deep breath or ten, and try to figure out what you need that you can do for yourself. Need a hug? Ask a trusted friend/fam in your disease-free pod at home — not the stranger you just bonded with at the market over ripe produce. Being extra is totally okay, but maybe dial it back a bit and be there for yourself today.

  • Capricorn 5-11-26

    That baby crying somewhere nearby? Not actually a baby. The high-pitched sobbing is probably a Pisces. Because it wouldn’t be YOU, Cappy… Would it?!? See, the energy could have the more emotional Caps extra messed up today. As if you aren’t normally full of passionate intensity? Soothing soundtracks and calming visualizations could seriously help you stay centered despite the milieu of emotions this Monday. The awesome news is that your intuition will be amped up, so go ahead and trust those spidey senses. Power up with some tranquil tunes and you’ll be able to beat back the vibes. Cue the 80s montage!

  • Sagittarius 5-11-26

    You might be hella fiery, Saggy, but when you care about someone, you care deeply. That’s just how it is. And with the attachment vibes today, you could find yourself drawn to the feeling of needing to be needed. Your optimism and sense of humor might be just what someone needs to help them through the day. Be wary not to get pushy with your attempts to help though. Nobody wants a dirty sock shoved down their throat, yeah? Find your balance of being helpful but not forceful. You can do it!

  • Scorpio 5-11-26

    The steadfast heart of a Scorpio could be feeling unsteady when faced with the unknown. Are you destroying daisies? Do they love you? Do they not? Who the heck knows? Spreadsheets and carefully constructed plans won’t provide you with an easy lifehack for relationship goals and today you could be feeling an unusual desire to lean on someone — romantic or otherwise. You may hate feeling un-steady, but asking for what you need could help the world feel right again. Sing your heart out!

  • Libra 5-11-26

    Running off to join the circus is not the answer. First off, clowns are forking terrifying. And do you really like heights enough for the high wire? Now, running away may sound exciting — especially if it gets you away from your problems, right? Today’s energy could make escape seem like an attractive possibility. But with your circus dreams crushed by Yours Truly and no lottery winnings or private island of your own, you’ll be better off dealing with those pesky emotions in the least confrontational way possible — with loving kindness and self-care. Speak from a place of love where conflict arises, and make sure to work in plenty of time to treat yourself when the day’s work is done. Libra, a relaxing shower, cold brew, and reruns of your show of choice just might help you find your center amid all the feels.

  • Virgo 5-11-26

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. What’s with all the goop everywhere?? What in the heck have you been up to, Virgo?! Well, with the vibes today, you could be surrounded by mushy feelings galore. That’s the scoop on the goop. Watch out, because your social nature could lead the other signs feeling like they can cling to you. The vibe will coincide with those more emotional types feeling like they wanna lose themselves in someone. Keep it cool, V. Find your center. These vibes can’t steer you into clingy-town unless you let them. You’re driving this car. Choose the destination.

  • Leo 5-11-26

    Symptoms: all the feels, all the needs, all the time. Struggling for chill feels could be a contributing factor. Today’s energy could have you twisted up with emotional soup, Leo. The treatment? Get to the bottom of what you’re feeling and why. You may be tempted to give some serious side eye (inner eye? Third eye?) to your feelings, but remember the feels won’t be the problem. It’s all about what you do with them. Need more love? Ask for it. Need a break? Speak up. Need 16 donuts, a large coffee, and a nap? — um, no one needs that many donuts, but maybe 1 donut. Feel the feels, and don’t expect someone else to swoop in and save you from feeling them. Take care of you, and ask for what you need. Rise up like a boss.

  • Cancer 5-11-26

    Fork Mondays and fork feelings. And while we’re at it, fork the vibes today. You feel me, Crabby? You’ll probably be feeling A LOT of things today. Empathy abound! Instead of tucking your tail between your legs and hiding under the couch, why not try using the sensitive energies to help someone out today? I’m sure someone could really benefit from having you as a life coach, because… let’s face it — you’ve got it going ON — and you’ll get to channel your emotions into something you love.

  • Gemini 5-11-26

    The thing about being so damn magnetic is that you can also repel people when your energy doesn’t align with theirs. With today’s vibe, you might get it twisted. You could put out the kind of energy guaranteed to have love interests, friends or fam running for the hills. This vibe could have someone who didn’t bother to read their horoscope singing an ear-splitting cover of All by Myself in your shower rather than being the wise Gemini YOU get to be. Remember that your whole shtick involves bravery. And you can’t be brave without being vulnerable. Speak up and tell the ones you love what you need without expecting them to intuit it from your weird ass behavior. You may find that they’ll be attracted to your honesty and happy to help.

  • Taurus 5-11-26

    Grab some floaties and maybe a swim diaper (do they make it in adult sizes??) because this energy will come in like a tidal wave, Taurus. It could knock you on your ass or take you safely to shore — kind of depends on how you handle the waves of emotional energy coming from this vibe. You may be feeling all the feels, but if you don’t pair those feels with some logic and patience, you could feel like you’re losing yourself. Maybe pair the feels with chocolate. And whatever else helps you manage the day. BUT, take care not to overindulge, and keep your head above water. You are an amazing intuitive and spicy soul, so you’ve got this!

  • Aries 5-11-26

    Holy overthinking, Aries! This day may be hitting you deep in the feels, and it could be hard to sort exactly which feels you’ll be feeling. With these emotional vibes today, your needs could seem too large and unwieldy to carry. Instead of falling into the darn rabbit hole (in your head) and drowning in ooey-gooey feels, ask for what you need — from your partner, from your friend, from your boss. I mean, don’t ask your boss for spicy time if that’s what you “need,” but if you need a mental health day or a short coffee break, ask. Ask your partner for what you desire. Ask your friends for whatever support you need. Use your words, but take care not to send mixed signals, as the energy may be all over the place today. Good luck!