Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 8-6-26

    A little striptease could go a long way with your lover if you have one… and really make your coworkers uncomfortable on Zoom. Settle down, Pisces, and remember that the vibes today don’t necessarily mean you’ll be getting busy in the context you were hoping. I won’t rule it out, but another use of this vibe could be to put in some work toward whatever you want (other than the thing I didn’t rule out. Focus please). You could make some deeper connections or have some intense conversations of the good variety if you get your mind out of the bedroom and back on your goals. I mean, talk about Thirsty Thursday!

  • Aquarius 8-6-26

    Before you strip naked or show up at the office in only a trench coat, I hate to be the one to tell you that the passionate energy today could be good for more than working out a fantasy or two. But while you’re already there with a trench coat… Anyway, moving on, the day could definitely have a passionate vibe and you can also use this vibe to connect at spiritual or intellectual levels, too. We’ll have this thin veil between what we want and what we’ve got, and we can either use this day to get closer to what we want, or we can allow the vibe to pass without even noticing. That last part sounds super sad, so maybe don’t do that.

  • Capricorn 8-6-26

    The vibes today will unleash thoughtful energy, and it could be easy to drown in deep thoughts when rolling with them. It’ll likely be helpful to channel positivity when using the vibes in order to make the most of them. A negative mindset could send you down a hypercritical rabbit hole that likely wouldn’t be helpful to achieving your dreams, which is ultimately what the vibes will be about. Make gold out of these sparks, Cap.

  • Sagittarius 8-6-26

    Before you cue the love music, keep in mind that today’s vibes will bring passion but maybe not of the spicy variety. I mean, maybe it will, but meanwhile, you could totally use these strong passionate vibes toward focusing on your intentions. The curtain between your dreams and reality will be thin enough to tear right off, and if I could please direct your thoughts out of the bedroom and back to what I was saying, I think you should totally rip them off. The curtain between what you want and reality, of course. What else? Focus on manifesting your destiny, Saggy, and everything else will just be whipped cream with a cherry on top.

  • Scorpio 8-6-26

    Open the floodgates and let those ghosts and ghouls pour in. It may not be the spookiest time of the year, Scorpio, but the curtain between dreams and reality will be thin thanks to the current vibes. Rather than sending angry spirits after your ex, you can make really positive things happen when channeling the vibes. Being able to follow intentions for spirituality will be supported by the energies, whether that’s initiating healing, strengthening your beliefs, or restoring hope to yourself or others. Rise up, Phoenix.

  • Libra 8-6-26

    Happy International Mad Scientist Day, Libra! Okay, that’s not a thing (probably), but you could make it a thing if you become the ultimate overlord of everything. Until then, take advantage of the fabulous energies for deep thinking and exploring strange, unconventional topics or ideas. It’ll likely be a great time for diving deep into your passions, no matter how out of this world they may seem to others. Don’t hold back. Go beyond your limits!

  • Virgo 8-6-26

    It’s getting hot in here (so hot!). So take down all your walls and let people in. Virgo, the vibes today will be all about passion, pasSION, PASSION. Now, we’re talking about going beyond loving on others (though that could happen, too) to making or enhancing epic, spiritual connections. Basically, you can channel this energy to find or reconnect with your soulmates (soul siblings, best friends, one time or lifetime lovers). Make the most of the lovely vibes, my friend. Onward, V!

  • Leo 8-6-26

    Go, go, go! Leo, today could be the prime time to make a move on your desires. The vibes are promoting brilliant energy for making progress on your passions. Break ground on a project that makes your heart leap for joy. Pursue that which puts a twinkle in your eye. When you channel the vibes into something that makes you happy, you can’t go wrong. Unless that thing is murder. Don’t do that. It’s illegal. So, have some legal fun, or just don’t get caught — kidding! Totally kidding… Laugh lots, Lion.

  • Cancer 8-6-26

    I think I just saw the ghost of Abe Lincoln! Oh, no. It’s just a map of Mississippi on the wall. Cancer, whether or not you’re into the supernatural, it’s spookily accurate that the energies today will reflect epic vibes for using spirituality for healing. You can gain much-needed soulful healing through more mystical means when you lean into the spiritual energies around you. For example, if you feel dead tired, try necromancy! That was a joke. Really, though, falling back on your spiritual beliefs can be quite helpful. Revive your soul, Crabby.

  • Gemini 8-6-26

    Before you put on that lovemaking playlist you probably have saved, try to remember that the vibes today may not mean an all-day love fest. Although now that I think about it, why not? Sounds fan-freaking-tastic, right? But that passion might also come in handy when it comes to connecting at a less naked level. Like having intimate, vulnerable conversations with someone you love or manifesting your dreams by focusing on exactly what you want and need. The vibes will be hella strong, and if you get some extra time with a lover, great. But either way, the energy will be strong for making things happen in a big way. Enjoy it, Gem!

  • Taurus 8-6-26

    Trying to fit in a quickie or a nooner into your crazy schedule could have you stressed, but chill, Bull. The whole Zodiac feels the passionate vibes and immediately wants to do the deed, which means we have a bunch of people trying to get busy who are supposed to be busy working. While passion will definitely be on the menu, that doesn’t mean the day will automatically serve up spicy time. Back to work, everyone. Especially you, Taurus! Use the passionate vibes to focus on your priorities and goals. You know the power of your mind. Focus on what you want, and then go out and get it. If you can fit in the more amorous activities, good for you, but try to actually earn your paycheck today, too. Which makes you sound like… anyway, never mind. You know exactly what I mean!

  • Aries 8-6-26

    Handcuffs. Whipped cream. Blindfold. While I admire your optimism and the considerable amount of sass I suspect hides behind your cool countenance, the energy today can also be used outside of more amorous activities, Ram. In fact, the passion-filled energy could help you connect on a spiritual level. You could find your life better aligning with your higher purpose, or you may find yourself finally able to forgive… or at least think about forgiving without bursting into maniacal laughter. Use this powerful energy to be your best self, and you may find yourself living your best life. Which, I suspect, includes whipped cream.