Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 6-4-23

    Jun 4, 2023… Okay, listen. Say it or shut the front door. Whoa, Virgo, reign in the rage. That could be a tall order considering the Moon in Sag trine Chiron in Aries and square Neptune in Pisces will promote communication struggles. You could have difficulties staying patient with someone else if they are having a hard time telling you something, but communication will be key for learning lessons. If you can work through these vibes (and maybe a dose of impatience), you’ll likely be able to gain important insights and information from others. Jusssst do it!

  • Leo 6-4-23

    Jun 4, 2023… Say what?! No, really. I didn’t catch that the first twenty times you said the thing. Well, Leo, the Moon in Sag will trine Chiron in Aries and square Neptune in Pisces today. As such, it could be hard to get the words out, but communication will likely be key for learning lessons. What. A. Coconut drum. Uhhh NO. Conundrum! You could conquer the energies with some patience and creative thinking. Possibly some interpretive dance to really sell the point. Yeah, that’ll do.

  • Cancer 6-4-23

    Jun 4, 2023… Tapping into your inner balanced yogi might not be a bad idea when you look at the Moon in Sag trine Chiron in Aries and square Neptune in Pisces. You might need all the figurative headstand-level balance you can get with communication being screwed sideways. Today won’t be the day for any idle watercooler chatter because whatever you say just might get taken out of context and then sprinkled around the office for later digestion. Which, put that way, sounds kind of gross and unsanitary. But you know what I mean. Today could be a good day to keep your secrets to yourself, mind your business, and try to be patient when the words just don’t come as easily as they usually do. Interpretive dance might be a better option than opening up your mouth to see what falls out. Just keep your head, Cancer, and I’m sure you’ll manage the day with your usual sparkle and grace.

  • Gemini 6-4-23

    Jun 4, 2023… Don’t worry, Gem. It’ll only take you an entire lifetime to get your point across. Indeed, the Moon in Sag will trine Chiron in Aries and square Neptune in Pisces. The resulting energies will be fantastic for struggling with getting your words out. Also, to make matters more complicated, communication will likely be an important part of learning lessons today. Well, actually, finding ways to communicate despite the vibes could result in learning some pretty epic skills for expressing yourself creatively. Go for greatness, Gemini.

  • Taurus 6-4-23

    Jun 4, 2023… Wut r werds? Sunday’s Moon in Sag trine Chiron in Aries and square Neptune in Pisces could have communication screeching to a halt. Trying to say what you mean might seem like a Herculean task that even you don’t want to attempt with words completely on the fritz. While this could be a day ripe for frustration, it could also be a good day to slow down and think of other things to do that don’t involve words. If your mind just went straight into the gutter, you’ve at least come up with one idea with an infinite variety of expressions. Figuring out how to slow down, spend quality time, and just enjoy someone’s company in a low-key way could be hard for your big personality. But not impossible. Practice patience and just don’t force any issues today, awesome Bull.

  • Aries 6-4-23

    Jun 4, 2023… Hope you’re wearing something with pockets, Aries, because today you might have to dig deep in them for a little bit of patience. We’ll have a Moon in Sag trine Chiron in Aries and square Neptune in Pisces, which could make communication super frustrating. Try to practice a little patience (once you locate some) for those who don’t speak or learn as quickly as you do. The whole day may feel like an exercise in frustration, but if you can figure out a way to tap into some compassion and give it a little time, you’ll likely be able to sort it out. If you feel tempted to throw the whole day away, just remember that you’ll be practicing useful life skills for future challenges. A handy spin in your perspective could fix your attitude and help you manage the day. A little humor could go a long way if the frustration gets to be too much, Ram.

  • Pisces 6-3-23

    Jun 3, 2023… Trying to summon the coffee to your bed might be an admirable, if misguided, attempt at manifestation, Pisces. Blame the Sag Moon opposing the Sun in Gemini, trine Mars in Leo and square Saturn in Pisces for your crazy life hack attempt. Today won’t be about taking shortcuts, but it could be about finding a better way. Your whole Saturday plan might be to lounge in pajamas and day drink, but whatever you’ll be doing, you might be thinking through ways to do things better. Let that vibe work for you, but don’t forget to go make (or pick up) your own coffee, Fishy!

  • Aquarius 6-3-23

    Jun 3, 2023… If Caturday has you channeling Grumpy Cat, I’ve got good news for you! With a Sag Moon opposing the Sun in Gemini, trine Mars in Leo and square Saturn in Pisces, the day will be all about working smarter, not harder. Your noggin will get to do some flexing, and that should automatically upgrade your mood, Aquarius. You won’t want to shove things off tables or anything if you can think your way around a problem. Think of it like a ball of yarn your agile brain will get to bat around until you come upon the perfect solution. Sounds like one crazy Caturday. So, leave off the Grumpy Cat vibes and embrace this day for being purrfect just as it is. I’m not even kitten, WB. It’s going to be grrrrreat!

  • Capricorn 6-3-23

    Jun 3, 2023… Sssshh! The voices in my head are arguing and I can’t decide who to side with. Well, Cap, the Sag Moon opposing the Sun in Gemini, trine Mars in Leo and square Saturn in Pisces will unleash brainy energies and you’ll likely find your mind will be reeling with thoughts. You can channel these energies in order to pre-plan like a boss’s boss, but try not to spend your whole day mapping out your entire week. You could spend eternity weighing pros and cons on this and that if you’re not mindful. Weekends and holidays are for relaxing, ya workaholic. Make time for chilling (body AND mind).

  • Sagittarius 6-3-23

    Jun 3, 2023… Sunning yourself poolside or on the ski slopes, catching up on zzz’s, or binge watching your favorite show — whatever you find yourself doing to celebrate this Saturday morning, remember to work smarter and not harder. It’s the whole theme of a Sag Moon opposing the Sun in Gemini, trine Mars in Leo and square Saturn in Pisces. Think through what you want to do and who you want to be. Your natural sparkle will infuse whatever you do, Saggy. Enjoy the day and remember to play it smart (and of course you will… you brilliant thing, you!).

  • Scorpio 6-3-23

    Jun 3, 2023… Watch your head, Scorpio! Today the Sag Moon opposing the Sun in Gemini, trine Mars in Leo and square Saturn in Pisces will unleash brainy energies and you could be able to plan stuff out like a professional event planner. While you’ll likely be able to use your mind to think through your next steps, it could be rather tempting to go overboard with the mind boosters. Don’t get so caught up planning out tiny details or looking forever into the future that you lose sight of what needs to be done today, including responsibilities and relaxation. Keep a clear head, Scorpster.

  • Libra 6-3-23

    Jun 3, 2023… Where’s the punch line? This is no joke, Libra. Really, the Sag Moon opposing the Sun in Gemini, trine Mars in Leo and square Saturn in Pisces vibes will be fabulous for working smarter, not harder. Hopefully you don’t have too much on your plate this weekend, but even if you have tons of responsibilities to tend to, you can channel the energies for a boost in how to plan things out so you’ll be able to conquer the important stuff while making sure you have breaks for fun. Get to it, Scales.