Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 6-2-23

    Jun 2, 2023… KAPOW! Glitter. Everywhere. Did you not order a box full of surprises? Well, Virgo, you could be in for a glitter bombing kinda day this Friday. Indeed, the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine both Neptune in Pisces and Venus in Cancer, so there shall be big energies of unexpected changes coming at you. On the bright side, you’ll likely also be able to boost your brain power by learning from whatever issues and challenges spring at ya. Stay on your toes, V.

  • Leo 6-2-23

    Jun 2, 2023… Rolling with the waves of change could be a little weird for Leos. Good thing you’re a weirdo! So, the Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine both Neptune in Pisces and Venus in Cancer, which means changes could come more easily than usual. Also, there will be awesome vibes for insight, like learning from whatever issues and challenges pop up today. When channeling the energies, you’ll likely be able to take today on, with all its twists and turns, like a champion, Lion. Rock on!

  • Cancer 6-2-23

    Jun 2, 2023… Going to start with the good news for you, Cancer. It’s FriYAY! Welcome to the start of freaking weekend, baby! Today’s Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine both Neptune in Pisces and Venus in Cancer will be about change and growth. Whatever comes up, try to adjust your attitude and learn from it. It’s been a tough few years, but if you’ve made it this far, you can handle whatever else the Universe throws your way. Zombies, tornado sharks, the return of the mullet — okay, maybe not that last one. But the others, you’ve for sure got this. Just use your natural love and brightness to power through whatever’s next, making everyone else’s day a little bright for your being in it, Crabby.

  • Gemini 6-2-23

    Jun 2, 2023… Ex-squeeze me, but who said you could throw a wrench in Gemini’s plans this Friday? Right, the Universe did. Yeah, the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine both Neptune in Pisces and Venus in Cancer could mean surprises will be on the rise. However, there’ll also be wonderful learning vibes that you can channel into gleaning knowledge from unexpected encounters and just generally rolling with the punches, no matter what direction they fly in from. Try not to hold on too tightly to your expectations for the day, though. Even the Universe doesn’t know what it has planned for you! Good luck, Gem.

  • Taurus 6-2-23

    Jun 2, 2023… Change can be a great thing! Your undies for instance (you change those, right?). And hopefully, you haven’t been wearing the same hairstyle through multiple decades. Today’s Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine both Neptune in Pisces and Venus in Cancer could bring in changes — but the kind you’ll accept as a matter of course if you have any sense at all, Bull. Using your magnetic personality to figure out how to make the changes work for you will be one boss move. Others will follow your lead — so whether you dig in your heels and plot a mutiny or look to embrace the change and inspire everyone, you’ll get whatever energy you put in.

  • Aries 6-2-23

    Jun 2, 2023… Challenges won’t have you running scared, Aries. Leveling up might be the short and sweet version of Aries life, but that doesn’t mean you always roll with the changes. With a Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine both Neptune in Pisces and Venus in Cancer, change will likely present itself, and you’ll either figure out how to turn it to your advantage or will waste time digging in your heels resisting. Do yourself a favor, and start the weekend off right by facing those changes with your usual tenacity. Make it work for you, clever Aries.

  • Pisces 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… No one’s calling you a master manipulator, Fishy. Why would they have to? We all know it isn’t true. It’s just that tricky twisty noggin of yours, always figuring out the angles. With a Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces, the mood could be strong for massive miscommunication. Yikes, right? Instead of all that, use the vibes to be very clear about what you say and how you say it. And maybe read any and all fine print today. And while you’re at it, leave off with anything that could be construed as misleading. The day has cluster-fluff written all over it, but it doesn’t have to be if you use your beautiful brain for something other than over-thinking.

  • Aquarius 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… Today’s forecast seems hella stormy, Aquarius. Maybe stay inside, preferably under the covers with coffee, a flashlight, and the latest best seller? No? Must work and pay bills? Or care for child and fur babies? Fine! In that case, maybe try to keep a low profile today. We’ll have a Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces, and if I said the wires could get crossed, I’d be understating it. All in all, it won’t be the best day for contracts, negotiations, or bringing up last night’s argument or last year’s annoyance. All else fails? Duct tape over mouth, WB. And just to be clear, I meant YOUR mouth, not the one who might annoy you. Hahaha

  • Capricorn 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… If “trust no one” is your regular workaday motto, you’ll be fine today, Cappy. With a Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces, the whole mood will be crazy confusing. Seriously, don’t take anyone’s word for anything, and maybe avoid sharing anything on the Internet you haven’t personally triple fact checked. Could be misunderstandings, could be straight out lies. Make sure you don’t participate in any shady, low-vibing behavior of your own. Shoot straight, Goat. You’ll be fine. Just be truthful and maybe double check everything before you believe it today.

  • Sagittarius 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… Shmanks a bot, Universe. Ugh! Swell, Sag, the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces will reflect energies of miscommunication that will be absolutely splendid for struggle-bussing your way through conversations. Even worse, you might accidentally mislead others if you don’t try to correct any misunderstandings that unfold. No matter how frustrating, take your time to work through the energies. You can do it! Keep calm and correct on, Saggy.

  • Scorpio 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… Blasphemy! Truth loving Scorpio, you could be seriously offended by the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces, because these aspects will encourage miscommunication vibes that could easily lead to misunderstandings. Accidentally misleading people is probably not on your top things to do today, but that’s alright. Despite the vibes, you can stay true to your nature. Seek clarification during confusion and offer explanations if someone asks. You can crush these energies! Go for it.

  • Libra 6-1-23

    Jun 1, 2023… Telling stories is great for works of fiction, but not so much IRL, Libra. Today the Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, square Mars in Leo, and trine Saturn in Pisces, which will unleash vibes of misconceptions and straight up lies. While you can have all the fun you want daydreaming about heroic endeavors and altering your storyline as you please, coming back to Earth means dealing with reality. Don’t go fooling yourself, no matter how hard the truth is to swallow. Otherwise, you can’t grow with your experiences. I believe in you, Scales.