Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 5-29-23

    May 29, 2023… The higher you are, the harder you’ll fall. Uhm, I’m talking about feeling high and mighty, Virgo! Indeed, the vibes of the Moon in Libra trine Pluto in Aquarius and the Sun in Gemini will be tempting people to get high on themselves (yes, even you). A little hit from the vibes could have you feeling SO good about yourself — until you’re drowning in your own ego, realize you’ve poured gasoline all over your relationships, and notice a lit match in your hand. With a little intention, though, you can feel confident without over doing it. You don’t need to anyway. After all, you’re amazing without having to show off… because you’re just THAT cool.

  • Leo 5-29-23

    May 29, 2023… Holy bloated blowfish, Lion! People might be puffed up and full of themselves today thanks to the Moon in Libra trine Pluto in Aquarius and the Sun in Gemini, but don’t let that get you down. If you’re willing to play the long game, you’ll likely be able to see the strategy behind rising above this ego inflating nonsense. Challenge yourself to brush off any snide comments people may make and choose kindness despite the attitudes this Monday. You’ll rock it, V.

  • Cancer 5-29-23

    May 29, 2023… Here’s a friendly reminder that punching jerks in their smug faces doesn’t actually help anything, Cancer. Okay MAYBE you’d feel better for a hot second but the consequences will catch up with you. The Moon in Libra trine Pluto in Aquarius and the Sun in Gemini will unleash big ego energies that will reflect puffed up, stuck up tendencies in other people. It’ll be up to you to make sure this doesn’t pull you down. Instead, play the long game. Rising above pettiness today can save you a lot of trouble in the future. Get me, Crabby?

  • Gemini 5-29-23

    May 29, 2023… Throwing glitter at people is generally frowned upon, Gem, though I don’t know why. I mean, what better way to brighten someone’s day, right? Especially if they seem a little too full of themselves for anyone’s good. But, alas, sprinkling the world with glitter won’t goose those grumps out of their bad moods. Don’t let it get you down, Gemini. We’ll have a Moon in Libra trine Pluto in Aquarius and the Sun in Gemini, and you’ll need to ignore that ish and concentrate on your own future goals. You’ve got sparkle enough for us all, and if you focus on what you want, the haters will have to throw on shades and deal with it.

  • Taurus 5-29-23

    May 29, 2023… You know what’s more annoying than your average Monday? An average Monday filled with egomaniacs. That’s right, Cap, the Moon in Libra trine Pluto in Aquarius and the Sun in Gemini and promote vibes of big ego with a side of your attitude needs an adjustment! Sorry. I’m calm now. Anyway, it could be a struggle to not sink down to other people’s levels. Seek out the strategy in it all. By choosing to forgive and rise above, you’ll likely be able to avoid relationship shattering arguments. Keep calm and carry on, Bull.

  • Aries 5-29-23

    May 29, 2023… Taking others down a peg or two may be one of your all-time favorite pastimes, right up there with road raging and firing off truth bombs, but today’s Moon in Libra trine Pluto in Aquarius and the Sun in Gemini could actually benefit you if you simmer your fiery tail on down, Ram. Play it smart, and you might be able to keep healthy working relationships and further your own career in the process. And in relationships … well, you don’t want to go around pointing out all your partner’s flaws unless you feel ready for them to list yours. On second thought, best to keep doing you and let everyone else manage their own egos. Skip the fire power, Aries. You’ll be so glad you did!

  • Pisces 5-28-23

    May 28, 2023… They say the devil is in the details, right? I mean, I don’t know who says this, or what the devil (ha-ha) the devil is doing there, but it might be a good reminder for this day. We’ll have a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus, and it might be a good idea to pay attention to the small things. This energy could be like planting a seed now and it springing up later. So, if the details you pay attention to today are super negative and drama-filled, that might be what you’re planting. But if you adjust your attitude and learn some lessons, you might enjoy the benefits of that labor later. Like, planting juicy strawberries and then eating them later. Pretty awesome, right, Pisces?

  • Aquarius 5-28-23

    May 28, 2023… Ditching the details might be a bad idea today, Aquarius. Your whirly twirly brain may be spinning in a million different directions, but make sure to pay extra attention to details with a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus. Today’s energy might feel ambitious, but whatever you can get done and out of the way today could help you down the road. Ignoring a pesky detail because it might be time-consuming might not be a big deal if you’re, say, working on a crossword puzzle, but it could be pretty serious if you’re building a house or going on a road trip. Even if it doesn’t seem like the details make a difference, just check anyway. You’ll be glad later when you don’t run out of gas on the side of the road or have your home bath come crashing into the kitchen. You’re welcome, WB.

  • Capricorn 5-28-23

    May 28, 2023… Oh hey, foresight! It’s about time you showed up. Cap, the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus will promote insightful energies and it could be important to pay attention to recent lessons while fine tuning where necessary. With the vibes, it will likely become more clear what actions you can take today that may be the most helpful for you in the future. Open your mind to the possibilities and trust your gut to lead you to optimal choices. You got this, Cap.

  • Sagittarius 5-28-23

    May 28, 2023… Let’s do the dang thang today, Saggy. That Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus could have you diving into work with extra fire power today. Today will be all about the details — lessons learned, energy invested. Expected to be majorly productive, and although you might not see instant results, the energy you invest today could pay off later. Bank some good karma while you’re at it, and have the best day ever!

  • Scorpio 5-28-23

    May 28, 2023… OMG! I love that third eye on your forehead, Scorpio. It’s, like, sooo insightful and chic! Seriously, though, the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus will promote intuitive vibes that will likely support you when it comes to gleaning lessons and making solid choices for ideal outcomes. Don’t doubt your gut, Scorpster. Embrace the genius insights that come from within. Whatever choices you make today, whichever lessons you learn and challenges you face, you’ll likely be setting yourself up for future success. Go for the long game.

  • Libra 5-28-23

    May 28, 2023… Libra, watch out! The Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus could encourage some perfectionist tendencies, so you’ll likely have to fight for accepting some things as they unfold and knowing what’s worth the extra effort. After all, what you do today can set you up for months to come, but if you’re obsessing over tiny details, you could miss the bigger picture. Like, imagine being so distracted by a smudge on your shoe that you totally miss the bright, flashing “Danger” sign and accidentally walk off a cliff. Eyes up, wise up.