Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 5-28-23

    May 28, 2023… Alright, let’s go. Gonna do it. Any time now, Virgo. Well, the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus will be wonderful for a little insight will likely reveal that what you do today can set you up for months to come. Your biggest hurdle could simply be yourself. More specifically, a flare up of lazy bones. Knowing something will be helpful in the future doesn’t always pair with having the motivation to do said thing. Hype yourself up! Your future self will thank you, V.

  • Leo 5-28-23

    May 28, 2023… Crossing the Ts with a flourish and putting hearts above all the Is could be a total Leo mood. Aren’t you just squishy and adorable? We’ll have a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus today. You’ll love the harmony of this day, but this energy will be best used to fine tune any details and pay extra attention to any pop quizzes the Universe might throw your way. The Universe likes to make sure you’ve learned your lessons, after all. But while you’re putting little bottom-shaped hearts on the details of the day, you can breathe easy knowing all your careful work will pay off in rainbows, unicorns, and glitterbombs. At least, it’ll feel that way, Lion.

  • Cancer 5-28-23

    May 28, 2023… Hate to interrupt your dreams of success, Crabby, but might I have a moment of your time? Pencil me in. While you have mad skills for playing the long game and steadily working your way toward success, you want to make sure that today of all days you pay attention to the little details. Cross those Ts, dot those Is and generally make sure that you pay special attention to how you do what you do. All these little details add up and make a difference. Overlooking a detail could have your plans crashing down later, but paying close attention and being intentional with your choices could fuel your success for months to come. I’ve got your attention now, Cancer. Now hop to it!

  • Gemini 5-28-23

    May 28, 2023… Let’s do the foresight shuffle! No, that’s not a real dance, Gem (YET). This Sunday the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus will unleash insightful energies which will be wonderful for paying attention to the lessons unfolding in your life. Also, you can channel them into figuring out how to fine tune where necessary so that you reap the most benefits, in the now and for the future. Take some time to think things through, my dude. Boogie your way to awesome potentials, Twins.

  • Taurus 5-28-23

    May 28, 2023… Bueller. Bueller. Oye, Bull, what’s with the crickets?! I mean, the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus will promote active energies for getting stuff done. After all, the choices you make this Sunday can set you up for success in the coming months. I know the weekend should be spent relaxing and having fun and shirking duties could be at the top of your bucket list. However, ignoring opportunities in the now could bite you harder than a shark chewing on your rear end in the future. OUCH. Work a little, reap a lot.

  • Aries 5-28-23

    May 28, 2023… Pacing back and forth might be peak Ram in a mood, but it might make other people nervous. Like all your many minions. Details may be grinding your gears today, lovely Aries, as the Moon in Virgo opposes Neptune in Pisces and trines Uranus in Taurus. But instead of being annoyed at all the little things you need to cross off your to-do list, remember the long game. What you do today will help build on tomorrow’s dreams. Remember that when you eyeball that high-risk behavior you said you quit or think about drunk-dialing your ex. Use today’s energy to learn the lessons, invest in your future, and make the day drama-free and dreamy, Aries.

  • Pisces 5-27-23

    May 27, 2023… Honey may attract more flies than vinegar, but a carcass attracts more than either of those. So, while you could go either way, one way might be decidedly more pleasant for everyone than the other options. Today’s energy from a Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces and trine Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus will challenge you to tap into your diplomacy. While sucker punching people with the truth might be your natural inclination with this vibe, Fishy, you may have a better day if you try a little more of that honey instead. Use your beautiful brain to figure out how to say what you want. Drop the truth, but lead with kindness, and you’ll attract something better than flies — and have no use for a carcass. Now that’s winning.

  • Aquarius 5-27-23

    May 27, 2023… Aquarius could get shouty or silent today. Either way should strike fear into the hearts of all who know you. With a Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces and trine Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus, you could be pulled between wanting to shout your truth and wanting to ignore it entirely and carry on about your business. That energy will be calling for you to summon your inner diplomacy. If only you could remember where you put it! Ah, there it is — between patience and your extra stores of kindness. Just dust it off and try not to deploy truth as a weapon or ignore it either. If you can speak up with kindness, you’ll likely get your message across without needing to recover from an emotional hangover later, WB.

  • Capricorn 5-27-23

    May 27, 2023… Wow — your ability to speak truth is unmatched, but maybe pop a metaphorical chill pill before you do it, Cappy. Today’s Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces and trine Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus could have you speaking first and asking questions later if you don’t take care. Try mixing in a little diplomacy so that your message isn’t drowned out by the ferocity of your delivery. Keep it chill, speak your peace, and know you did the right thing in the right way. Major props if you keep your temper in check and your mouth from running away with you, Capricorn!

  • Sagittarius 5-27-23

    May 27, 2023… No murder is the best murder. Don’t argue with me, Saggy. After all, the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces and trine Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus will promote diplomacy. If it’s usually hard for you to hold back your anger during disagreements, you’ll likely be able to challenge that while riding the vibes. And another Saturday of not dropping people from the top of a tall building is another day of not going to jail. Sounds like a win all the way around. Victory!

  • Scorpio 5-27-23

    May 27, 2023… Wash your hands of anger, Scorpio. Well, and also germs, but that’s a given. Anyway, the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces and trine Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus will promote diplomacy, which could mean that any debates you engage in can be met with thoughtful banter rather than full-on word stabbings. When channeling the vibes, you can still be passionate about your beliefs, but it may be easier to avoid sinking low by going for personal jabs. Hold your head high, Scorpster.

  • Libra 5-27-23

    May 27, 2023… Be soft yet firm, like tofu! Libra, the Moon in Virgo will be opposing Saturn in Pisces and trine Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus this Saturday. While diplomacy will be encouraged by the energies, this doesn’t mean you have to give up honesty in order to stay kind. If anything, you can channel the vibes into having tough conversations while being mindful about people’s feelings. This could be an opportune time for heart-to-heart chats in which you can stand your ground with compassionate understanding. Right on, Scales.