Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 5-9-23

    May 9, 2023… It can’t because I won’t! Need context, Virgo? Well, the Moon in Cap will oppose Venus in Cancer and trine Mercury in Taurus and promote surprises but there will also be epic potential for resisting change. “It can’t change because I won’t let it” could very well be your stubborn mindset this Tuesday. That’s fine, you know, if you enjoy causing yourself more headaches than necessary. While you may feel blindsided by the surprising shifts happening, you don’t have to be bullheaded and refuse to accept them. If anything, opening yourself to the possibilities will likely lead to better outcomes. Try it, V.

  • Leo 5-9-23

    May 9, 2023… Patience is a virtue. Oye, I hope you’re not running low on those, Leo. After all, the Moon in Cap opposing Venus in Cancer and trine Mercury in Taurus will likely promote surprise vibes and the potential for coming to a head with someone who resists change. Without a little patience, you could easily blow your top off, fiery Lion. You have the ability to choose a different road, though. If you need someone to get on board with changes, try appealing to them with reason and wit. If their opinion isn’t needed, forget about it! You know what to do.

  • Cancer 5-9-23

    May 9, 2023… Hide the knives before you get any ideas, Cancer. The Moon in Cap will oppose Venus in Cancer and trine Mercury in Taurus. Change energies will be on the horizon, which likely won’t be an issue for you, but the potential for dealing with others who are in denial about change will increase as well. In a low mood, you could be one step away from shanking dummies who don’t know how to accept change, even when it’s good for em. Try channeling your inner nurturer to better embrace compassionate understanding. You could help pull someone out of their denial. Win-win!

  • Gemini 5-9-23

    May 9, 2023… If surprises are up their with rainbows and magical sparkly unicorns for you, you will absolutely love this day! No one’s saying you’ll be getting a unicorn, Gem, but you may get a surprise. With a Moon in Cap opposing Venus in Cancer and trine Mercury in Taurus, this day will be all about shifts and changes. You may want to stay in denial or confront the denial in others — honestly, it could go either way — but things won’t be staying the same. You can dig in your heels or embrace it, and it’ll still happen anyway. So, do what you do, Gem, and make the best of it. Throw a little glitter on it and go, go, go!

  • Taurus 5-9-23

    May 9, 2023… Blinders? You? That’s bananas! Only Bulls and blinders do seem to go together like summer and dry shampoo. With a Moon in Cap opposing Venus in Cancer and trine Mercury in Taurus, change could come rolling in while you pretend not to notice. Oh, Taurus! While those blinders can help keep you from being distracted while working toward your goals, they can be a major stumbling block for personal growth. Sometimes, you just need to rip them off and see the hard things so you can deal with them head-on. You’ve got the courage and determination; you just need to focus in and see what’s there. After you’ve taken care of business, you can get back to … well, taking care of business. You know, doing you.

  • Aries 5-9-23

    May 9, 2023… Before you going looking for a mic to drop, Aries, try to remember that you can only control you. Trying to make other people wake up and act right could be an exercise in so much frustration! With a Moon in Cap opposing Venus in Cancer and trine Mercury in Taurus, odds are good that you may encounter someone solidly in denial or resisting change. While a round of internet fisticuffs might make you feel better for a minute, no one’s mind will be changed from your super inspirational quote or really dank meme. Instead, focus on you. Walk your talk, and talk your walk, and try to let go of the need to make everyone see things your way. Do what’s right, and maybe they’ll follow your example even if they can never admit out loud that you were right all along (Though you’ll know in your heart it’s true).

  • Pisces 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… Emotionally available plus smarts, too? That’s hitting the jackpot there. Today’s Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and trine Jupiter in Aries could have you connecting on multiple levels with a special someone. Smart and witty conversation could pair well with an emotional vibe to really have this Monday kicking off strong. Don’t be surprised if talks go smoothly, Fishy. In fact, take advantage of that to say what you need to say, and enjoy this magic Monday!

  • Aquarius 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… I’ll take an order of feelings with a side of smarts. Make that to-go. Okay, so maybe the Universe doesn’t exactly serve what we order up, but with a Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and trine Jupiter in Aries may be serving up emotions mixed with intelligence today, which could help guide you to making good decisions. Of course, your brain wheels are always spinning, Aquarius, but expect your emotions to align well with your thoughts to direct your decisions. It could also be a strong day for making deeper connections. We all know smart is the new sexy, and you could be turning up the heat with intriguing conversations with a special someone, mixing in your special charm with that quick wit we’ve come to expect from you. Just don’t over-think it, and trust your feelings, and today could be ah-freaking-mazing!

  • Capricorn 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… Don’t lose your shirt, Cappy, but meeting of the minds energies of the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and trine Jupiter in Aries will be fabulous for getting your smart rocks off. While this will open up awesome opportunities for engaging in intellectual discussions and debates, you’ll likely need to be mindful of your brainy ego. It could be very easy to talk down to others or start arguments for no good reason if you’re not careful. Still, fantastic ideas and exchanges of information could be in your future. Seek the good stuff, Cap.

  • Sagittarius 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… Meetings might generally suck — unless there are quality snacks — but today’s Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and trine Jupiter in Aries will have an entirely different meeting in mind. Like, for instance, an actual meeting of minds. Don’t be surprised if you make a new friend or hashtag squad goals today. With emotions gelling well with all things intellectual, it’ll be natural for you to gravitate toward people on the same wavelength, which could make for a fun day. Firstly, you won’t have to argue with any jerkfaces, and you and your new bestie can go on for hours about your favorite conspiracy theory or compare notes of life and love, Saggy.

  • Scorpio 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… Release the beast, Scorpster. The beast of loving communication, that is. Indeed, this Monday the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces and trine Jupiter in Aries will promote emotional connections with a side of intellectuality. Seeking out intimacy through heart-to-hearts will likely be on your mind, so don’t hold back with the people you care for. Sharing stories and being honest about your feelings will likely bring you closer with your loved ones. Let your heart sing, Scorpio. What a lovely melody!

  • Libra 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… Come together. Right now. Over Zoom! Well, Libra, the Moon in Sag will square Neptune in Pisces and trine Jupiter in Aries and unleash killer vibes for making emotional connections with a side of intellectuality. Creative brainstorm sessions via phone call, instant message, or video conference could be a route to take so you can make the most of the energies. Make it happen, Scales.